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Springfield Confidential

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Springfield Confidential

Somebody got me on the Simpsons or something like that and done that instead, but I didn't so now I have to live with my decisions

Reminds me of that great kid's book, Are You My Mother?

Reminds me of that great kid's book, Are You My Mother?

Reminds me of that great kid's book, Are You My Mother?

Reminds me of that great kid's book, Are You My Mother?

I've read every fucking one of them. I read Slash's, I read Steven Adler's, I read The Kid From Cantor's, knew the band, took all the pictures, I have that fucking book.

I read Slash's, I read Steven Adler's, I read The Kid From Cantor's, knew the band, took all the pictures, I have that fucking book.

I've read every fucking one of them. I read Slash's, I read Steven Adler's, I read 'The Kid From Cantor's', knew the band, took all the pictures, I have that fucking book.

I've read every fucking one of them. I read Slash's, I read Steven Adler's, I read 'The Kid From Cantor's', knew the band, took all the pictures, I have that fucking book.

I read, what was the other one? Hollywood Henderson's book. I read a lot of them.

What the fuck is the name of it? Now, of course, they're not gonna show me the name of the fucking thing. Are they? It's called make it funky For God's sakes I even like his shit and like the 70s

When it's kind of over like everybody's moved on to like disco and shit and everybody's ripped him off and stuff and he's still fucking Like AC DC. He's just doing what the fuck he does Alright, let me see. Yeah make it funky dash The Big Payback 1971

I get that album. I would download that shit and listen to that man. It's fucking incredible and I don't know.

I've gotten into like fucking I Downloaded this James Brown album a long time ago that was You see if I can find it. Of course now I'm not gonna be able to find the fucking thing Go into library Type in his name, but anyways, it's at this point even if you're a casual fan of James Brown You know, they basically on the radio and in movies and all of this shit All they do is they just they play like the same fucking you know the same five fucking songs 20 songs, you know, boom 20 songs, you know, boom David it bum Papa got a brand new bed. They play that I feel good the same ones You gotta get his fucking albums where you can hear all the all the b-side ones

What the fuck is the name of it? Now, of course, they're not gonna show me the name of the fucking thing. Are they? It's called make it funky For God's sakes I even like his shit and like the 70s When it's kind of over like everybody's moved on to like disco and shit and everybody's ripped him off and stuff and he's still fucking Like AC DC. He's just doing what the fuck he does Alright, let me see. Yeah make it funky dash The Big Payback 1971

I get that album. I would download that shit and listen to that man. It's fucking incredible

I've been you know, I bought this book this drum book the other day which I'm just getting into it And it looks like it's gonna be one of the best drum books I've seen in a while called the breakbeat Bible and it kind of breaks down where all the all the rappers and everybody like all the songs that they sampled all those drum breaks and then the kids would dance to him which why they were called breakdancers all of that all that shit that a white guy like me didn't know till I watched a couple of Netflix Documentaries and I watched a drum cover of I forget what the fuck I was watching. I Think the funky drummer like someone was showing me all the ghost notes and stuff and said that they that they had a good breakdown of it This book the breakbeat Bible which I got and then it came with a little fucking mp3 CD

I would highly recommend checking out like some of all of his shit and like alternate takes and stuff What the fuck is the name of it? Now, of course, they're not gonna show me the name of the fucking thing. Are they? It's called make it funky For God's sakes I even like his shit and like the 70s When it's kind of over like everybody's moved on to like disco and shit and everybody's ripped him off and stuff and he's still fucking Like AC DC. He's just doing what the fuck he does

Alright, let me see. Yeah make it funky dash The Big Payback 1971 I get that album. I would download that shit and listen to that man. It's fucking incredible and I don't know.

I've been you know, I bought this book this drum book the other day which I'm just getting into it And it looks like it's gonna be one of the best drum books I've seen in a while called the breakbeat Bible and it kind of breaks down where all the all the rappers and everybody like all the songs that they sampled all those drum breaks and then the kids would dance to him which why they were called breakdancers all of that all that shit that a white guy like me didn't know till I watched a couple of Netflix Documentaries and I watched a drum cover of I forget what the fuck I was watching. I Think the funky drummer like someone was showing me all the ghost notes and stuff and said that they that they had a good breakdown of it.

I would highly recommend checking out like some of all of his shit and like alternate takes and stuff.

What the fuck is the name of it? Now, of course, they're not gonna show me the name of the fucking thing. Are they? It's called make it funky For God's sakes I even like his shit and like the 70s When it's kind of over like everybody's moved on to like disco and shit and everybody's ripped him off and stuff and he's still fucking Like AC DC. He's just doing what the fuck he does.

Alright, let me see. Yeah make it funky dash The Big Payback 1971 I get that album. I would download that shit and listen to that man. It's fucking incredible and I don't know.

Greg Simmons actually wrote a book that's coming out. What's the name of it? It's called dear mrs Fitzsimmons Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons, and that will be available in stores when well you can pre-order

So to the book basically it's doing great pre-order go to Fitz dog calm FITZ dog and it's basically My it's about us. It's about Irish guys with a lot of anger that do the opposite of what they're told to do their whole life.

Oh, there you go. So my mother saved every letter that was ever sent home from teachers Police clipped out things And then I saved them all from adulthood So it's like my life through bad letters that were sent home.

Greg Simmons actually wrote a book that's coming out. What's the name of it? It's called dear mrs Fitzsimmons Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons, and that will be available in stores when well you can pre-order

So to the book basically it's doing great pre-order go to Fitz dog calm FITZ dog and it's basically My it's about us. It's about Irish guys with a lot of anger that do the opposite of what they're told to do their whole life.

Oh, there you go. So my mother saved every letter that was ever sent home from teachers Police clipped out things And then I saved them all from adulthood So it's like my life through bad letters that were sent home.

Greg Simmons actually wrote a book that's coming out. What's the name of it? It's called dear mrs Fitzsimmons.

So to the book basically it's doing great pre-order go to Fitz dog calm FITZ dog and it's basically My it's about us. It's about Irish guys with a lot of anger that do the opposite of what they're told to do their whole life.

My mother saved every letter that was ever sent home from teachers Police clipped out things And then I saved them all from adulthood So it's like my life through bad letters that were sent home.

Greg Simmons actually wrote a book that's coming out. What's the name of it? It's called dear mrs Fitzsimmons Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons, and that will be available in stores when well you can pre-order

So to the book basically it's doing great pre-order go to Fitz dog calm FITZ dog and it's basically My it's about us. It's about Irish guys with a lot of anger that do the opposite of what they're told to do their whole life.

Yeah, and the e-book is cool to people buy the e-book. I've actually I got celebrities I I'm gonna shoot you after this who they read the letters So when you're reading when you're on your iPad You can you can click on a particular letter and all sudden Pete Yorn is reading it or Zach Galifianakis Or Natalie man.

One guy wrote a book called 'Duke Sucks'.

One guy wrote a book called 'Duke Sucks'

One guy wrote a book called 'Duke Sucks'

But anyways, it's on this album called 'The Land of Rape and Honey', which is avid. It was I guess it's a fucking classic and I never heard anything about it.

But anyways, it's on this album called 'The Land of Rape and Honey', which is avid...I never heard anything about it.

But anyways it's on this album called the land of rape and honey which is avid it was I guess it's a fucking classic and I never heard anything about it.

But anyways, it's on this album called the land of rape and honey, which is avid It was I guess it's a fucking classic and I never heard anything about it

I was reading 'Hillbilly Elegy' by J.D. Vance while I was out there

I was reading hillbilly LG by JD Vance while I was out there

I was reading Hillbilly Elegy by JD Vance while I was out there.

A phrase that confused me while reading Alice's adventures in Wonderland was the rabbits Explanation of why the Queen ordered the Duchess to be executed in chapter 8

A phrase that confused me while reading Alice's adventures in Wonderland was the rabbits Explanation of why the Queen ordered the Duchess to be executed in chapter 8

I've never seen Alice in Wonderland there's a queen and a duchess and all this shit people getting executed I

I You know something, you know I think there's so much death and old fairy tales the original ones because so many people just fucking died back then anyway

A phrase that confused me while reading Alice's adventures in Wonderland was the rabbits Explanation of why the Queen ordered the Duchess to be executed in chapter 8

What the I've never seen Alice in Wonderland there's a queen and a duchess and all this shit people getting executed I You know something, you know I think there's so much death and old fairy tales the original ones because so many people just fucking died back then anyway

and he tried to get me to read the book of Mormons

and he tried to get me to read the book of Mormons and I was real sneaky and his selling points were also I don't want to read it I've been to Utah I've seen what your religion does to people

And then he tried to get me to read the book of Mormons and I was real sneaky and his selling points were also I don't want to read it I've been to Utah I've seen what your religion does to people

It reminds me of that Stephen King book where there was, there was the mute guy and those...

It reminds me of that Stephen King book where there was, there was the mute guy and those...

It reminds me of that Stephen King book where there was, there was the mute guy and those...

can we find out how much those guys make hasn't one of them written a book like the secret to success

It reminded me of this book called Sapiens by oh my god, Yuval Noah Harari.

He talks about how the agricultural revolution more so resulted in the domestication of man rather than us domesticating plants like wheat and shit.

Walden Lake who was that fucking boring cunt that wrote all the poems, you know

Walden Lake who was that fucking boring cunt that wrote all the poems, you know Everybody was freaking out all this shit. He was saying he was plagiarizing the Native Americans

Walden Lake who was that fucking boring cunt that wrote all the poems, you know Everybody was freaking out all this shit.

He was saying he was plagiarizing the Native Americans They already fucking knew there.

I went to one of the other went to the Hunger Games I read that trilogy of books or whatever the fuck that is

I went to one of the other went to the Hunger Games I read that trilogy of books or whatever the fuck that is

Oh, well, let's see I had beers. I fucking worked out. I watched football or whatever the fuck you did I went to one of the other went to the Hunger Games I read that trilogy of books or whatever the fuck that is