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somebody on the movie gave me a uh A book on Sonny Liston, which i'm gonna fucking start reading today because I have the whole day to myself

somebody on the movie gave me a uh A book on Sonny Liston, which i'm gonna fucking start reading today because I have the whole day to myself

somebody on the movie gave me a uh A book on Sonny Liston, which i'm gonna fucking start reading today because I have the whole day to myself

I've read Good Omens, and I've always dug Neil Gaiman's stuff. It's funny and dark, and I like that.

I thought it was the name of the place, some bar or something called 'Good Omens' but then I looked up and it was just a building that Terry Pratchett's name was on it.

I wish I could still cry like that the way a baby does just over little things. I think I wouldn't be angry anymore. He says you just get it out of you.

And just see how long I could sustain it. I don't even think I could cry once. You just be like what the fuck are you doing? You know anything and then I would just cry more Like you know a baby does when you yell at it.

I'm reading this new book on crying it out

I'm reading this great book right now on uh I don't have the title of it I'll get it for you next week Lawhead gave me the book something like The Last Headbangers or something like that it's like basically back when you just played with concussions and that type of shit the level of cheating that was going on first of all they didn't even test for steroids I think until like 1988 in football and if you read about the Oakland Raiders who still to this day bitch about the fucking tuck rule um the shit they were doing in the 70s dude do you know like they used to have like their pads they used to soak them in water because it would make them hard and it was almost like having like a cast on and they would just club people in the head and other teams knew that they were doing it so during the pre-games and the warmups they would wear the soft ones and they'd have their hard ones under the bench and there wasn't nine zillion fucking TV cameras and people in the crowd all having TV cameras with their smartphones so when the game started they would put the other pads on they would just clock people in the fucking head these guys were claiming they were taking horse tranquilizers and they were doing the dosage for a fucking 1500-1200 pound fucking horse they were out of their minds hopped up on everything on the plant so people have cheated all day long and the greatest thing about cheating is watching people who don't cheat discover that there's cheating and to just watch them as adults once again discover that there's no Santa Claus and see their bottom lip quiver I just for the life of me the reason why it's funny is not because I condone cheating it's just that I don't fucking get it's like how many times you gotta get fucked over to realize that how human beings are I'm a piece of shit right why wouldn't a football team when there's a zillion dollars at stake and your legacy and your spot on the all time list I'm not saying everybody's gonna cheat but just get this fucking shocked look off your face like when OJ got acquitted oh my god that millionaire the guy who had the money enough to be innocent gets declared innocent yes am I fucking am I like preaching right now I should shut the fuck up

I'm reading this great book right now on uh I don't have the title of it I'll get it for you next week Lawhead gave me the book something like The Last Headbangers or something like that it's like basically back when you just played with concussions and that type of shit the level of cheating that was going on

I'm reading this great book right now on uh I don't have the title of it. I'll get it for you next week. Lawhead gave me the book Uh, some of the last head bangers or something like that

Edward Bunker who's actually...he was doing time I think in San Quentin. I'm not sure. But he wrote this book about what it was like to do time and get out of jail and all that stuff.

I guess I never read the book but Dustin Hoffman read the book fell in love with it wanted to do this movie.

It's because Quentin Tarantino evidently is a big fan of the movie Straight Time and when he did Reservoir Dogs, Edward Bunker who wrote the book that Straight Time is based on played one of the Reservoir Dogs who unfortunately for his character gets killed.

I got another great one for you that will be a good movie and a funny movie.

100% recommend that movie.

Edward Bunker who's actually the he was doing time I think in San Quentin. I'm not sure But he wrote this book about what it was like to do time and get out of jail and all that stuff

I guess I never read the book but Dustin Hoffman read the book fell in love with it wanted to do this movie The movie came together Edward Bunker is in it if you recognize that

It's because Quentin Tarantino evidently is a big fan of the movie Straight Time and when he did Reservoir Dogs Edward Bunker Who wrote the book that Straight Time is based on played one of the Reservoir Dogs who unfortunately for his character gets killed

So they all tied into this movie. It's a very interesting story In the robbery so they all tie together and

But if you didn't miss my last podcast definitely go check it out Or maybe I was talking to DeRosa about it dude. Harry Dean Stanton is Just amazing in That movie when you meet his character the situation that he's involved in you just got to check the thing out Kathy Bates one of her first movies She's in it

It's like a fucking I feel like some soccer mom reading some juicy like summer novel.

It's just such a one-sided, and it's so so much fucking hearsay.

First of all the guy made a fuckload of money.

Come on let's do this quick before they make a law against it.

It's really just a sad fucking read I just jumped around it and now I'm gonna use it as a fucking paperweight.

It's like a fucking I feel like some soccer mom reading some juicy like summer novel like I should be digging my toes in the sand with my knees up to my chest as I read it.

It's just such a one-sided, and it's so so much fucking hearsay.

First of all the guy made a fuckload of money.

I wanted to see what happened to their kid that you know they said was Mentally challenged, but maybe wasn't was just a pain in the ass and they gave her a fucking lobotomy.

I just jumped around it and now I'm gonna use it as a fucking paperweight.

I Started reading this book Sins of the Father It's a book. I wanted to read for a long time

It was about Joe Kennedy, and I figured what better time to start reading that book While I was taking an ultra white vacation on the island of Nantucket

It it's like a fucking I feel like some soccer mom Reading some juicy like summer novel

It's just such a one-sided, and it's so so much fucking hearsay

I just jumped around it and now I'm gonna use it as a fucking paperweight

I swear to God there's a book called It Hurts When I Poop.

I don't recommend this book by the way I don't.

They don't know what's going on and then you read this fucking book and his face in my my opinion All it does is it just reinforces the fact that Oh This kid scared good. I'm scared too. It's okay to be scared.

So then the doctor tells some fucking story about a coyote or something named Bill Who when he lived at home with his parents, he was totally neat and then he fucking lived on his own He lived like an absolute slob And then there was nowhere to sleep his cat had to sleep on his fucking head and it said the mess was like a bully You know getting in the way of all of his fun. It's like no It wasn't you don't create a bully a bully just comes to you this dude creates the mess So then he cleans up the mess And asked and then he decides he should give himself a party You know because he finally cleaned up his fucking house and decided to live, you know, not live like an animal But then again, he is a coyote, right?

I swear to God there's a book called It Hurts When I Poop.

I don't recommend this book by the way I don't It just it reinforces the kids get scared like They're scared to go to the bathroom the first time but like going number one is not a big a deal Number two freaks them out like they feel like their insides are falling out They don't know what's going on and then you read this fucking book and his face in my my opinion All it does is it just reinforces the fact that Oh This kid scared good. I'm scared too. It's okay to be scared.

It's like basically the kid comes in and he basically says it hurts when he poops All right You know if he has to poop he tries not to poop and then he gets a fucking stomach ache it goes on forever So then the doctor tells some fucking story about a coyote or something named Bill Who when he lived at home with his parents, he was totally neat and then he fucking lived on his own He lived like an absolute slob And then there was nowhere to sleep his cat had to sleep on his fucking head and it said the mess was like a bully You know getting in the way of all of his fun.

so I don't know I Have to hide that book because she always picks that book and it's driving me up the fucking wall It goes on forever. The metaphor doesn't make us any sense and the resolution doesn't hit hard enough All right doesn't hit hard like a hard shit hitting the fucking toilet water that they draw in the goddamn book Sorry, I know that was graphic But that's my world.

I swear to God there's a book called it hurts when I poop

I don't recommend this book by the way I don't It just it reinforces the kids get scared like They're scared to go to the bathroom the first time but like going number one is not a big a deal Number two freaks them out like they feel like their insides are falling out

All it does is it just reinforces the fact that Oh This kid scared good. I'm scared too. It's okay to be scared.

So then the doctor tells some fucking story about a coyote or something named Bill Who when he lived at home with his parents, he was totally neat and then he fucking lived on his own He lived like an absolute slob And then there was nowhere to sleep his cat had to sleep on his fucking head and it said the mess was like a bully You know getting in the way of all of his fun.

I have to hide that book because she always picks that book and it's driving me up the fucking wall It goes on forever.

Go out and get the book you got 12 fucking relaxing months to get it done don't come out of doing a fucking movie You know going into the holidays like I do everything the hardest fucking way stupid stupid German Irish Fucking moron

if anybody's gonna try to get their instrument rating start in January

Go out and get the book you got 12 relaxing months to get it done don't come out of doing a fucking movie You know going into the holidays like I do everything the hardest fucking way

I'm gonna plow through it though, but it is it's fucking fascinating.

I just got a fucking get that HSI thing down today the reverse sensing and I just have to I got to do the teardrop Parallel direct entry in the RMI shit like fucking a hundred times and I'll have that shit down

I'm having a hard time finishing this podcast because I'm just looking at those two textbooks going like I need to be fucking looking at Those things

if anybody's gonna try to get their instrument rating start in January Go out and get the book you got 12 fucking relaxing months to get it done don't come out of doing a fucking movie You know going into the holidays like I do everything the hardest fucking way

I still got to read Red Odyssey

I still got to read Red Odyssey

I still got to read Red Odyssey

I bought this awesome book that just really goes into detail and I cannot fucking believe how much into weather and How the instrument works and everything?

I bought this awesome book that just really goes into detail and I cannot fucking believe how much into weather and how the instrument works and everything?

I bought this awesome book that just really goes into detail and I cannot fucking believe how much into weather and How the instrument works and everything?

I got this book daddy-daughter dates, you know I think this one else has a little religious thing in there which is slightly annoying but they're great ideas

I got this book daddy-daughter dates, you know I think this one else has a little religious thing in there which is slightly annoying but they're great ideas, you know obvious ones go off ice cream or pizza or something like that but then they just have some good ones.

So you read one book on Stonewall Jackson, should become a fucking sympathizer, right?

So you read one book on Stonewall Jackson, should become a fucking sympathizer, right?

So you read one book on stonewall jackson should become a fucking sympathizer, right?

he won three Pulitzer prizes for the novel The Bridge of San Luis Rey

he won three Pulitzer prizes for the novel The Bridge of San Luis Rey

And a u.s., you know what? I'm gonna read this guy, I'm gonna get one of his books, I'm gonna look at it.

And I realized Dan Pastorini also wrote a book.

And then I can read Dan Pastorini Because I remember he went to Oakland and it didn't work out But I guess afterwards he became like a drag racer like a successful drag racer And he used to like to raise hell and go out Like Ken Stabler did so I got to read that book, too.

And then I'm gonna Go on to the Dan Pastorini book

And I realized Dan Pastorini also wrote a book.

And then I can read Dan Pastorini Because I remember he went to Oakland and it didn't work out But I guess afterwards he became like a drag racer like a successful drag racer And he used to like to raise hell and go out Like Ken Stabler did so I got to read that book, too

And then I'm gonna Go on to the Dan Pastorini book

You know reading this Ken Stabler book I'm coming to the end here he's Been traded to the Houston Oilers for Dan Pastorini and I realized Dan Pastorini also wrote a book And I remember John Madden wrote a book.

So I'm gonna read finish the Ken Stabler book today. And then I'm gonna Go on to the Dan Pastorini book Go on to the Dan Pastorini book, you know, he's a and then I could say I'm a really well read guy

I bought a book that he had that had two CDs. It was a recording of his class and that thing was like Like 90 minutes long and that that one was the shit

And I actually downloaded it one time off of that I downloaded off of fucking iTunes or maybe I back in the day when I had like the disk drive on the side

I bought a book that he had that had two CDs. It was a recording of his class and that thing was like Like 90 minutes long and that that one was the shit And I actually downloaded it one time off of that

I bought a book that he had that had two CDs. It was a recording of his class and that thing was like Like 90 minutes long and that that one was the shit

You got to read that thing. You want to talk about if you tried to make a movie out of that fucking book?

Oh, my God. When I'm done with that, you got to read that thing.

Just the first chapter where he they just talk about all the women they bang.

When I'm done with that, you got to read that thing. You want to talk about if you tried to make a movie out of that fucking book? Just the first chapter where he they just talk about all the women they bang.

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