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It's everybody Everybody Is Awful and then parentheses except you did like how I heard that Was everybody you know on Facebook going on and on about how great they are and like how the world's so awful

That's basically what it is. It's just calling people out bad Facebook posts You know people bragging people looking for attention.

It's basically based off my podcast where I just you know people send in like bad Facebook posts or like vanity plates You know awful value.

You can pre-order this thing wait. Where do they go? They go to iTunes? They go to iBook? Amazon it's all the links up on Amazon. Oh the link is up on Amazon. It's Jim Florentine Everybody Is Awful except you it comes out February 20.

And February 20th, you can get it on Amazon Barnes & Noble and to quote Jim Florentine all of that shit

It's everybody Everybody Is Awful and then parentheses except you did like how I heard that Was everybody you know on Facebook going on and on about how great they are and like how the world's so awful.

It's just me. It's basically based off my podcast where I just you know people send in like bad Facebook posts or like vanity plates You know awful value.

Awful Facebook rule number 10 drown us in dumbass details.

You can pre-order this thing wait. Where do they go? They go to iTunes? They go to iBook? Amazon it's all the links up on Amazon. Oh the link is up on Amazon. It's Jim Florentine Everybody Is Awful except you it comes out February 20th.

And February 20th, you can get it on Amazon Barnes & Noble and to quote Jim Florentine all of that shit.

It's everybody Everybody Is Awful and then parentheses except you did like how I heard that Was everybody you know on Facebook going on and on about how great they are and like how the world's so awful

That's basically what it is. It's just calling people out bad Facebook posts You know people bragging people looking for attention

You know you know the person that post so and I'm on my way to the hospital And they just leave it at that ago, okay, so now you're gonna get 50. What's wrong? Yeah, are you okay if I lived in New Jersey?

It's basically based off my podcast where I just you know people send in like bad Facebook posts or like vanity plates You know awful value. This is some of this stuff bed of Hennessy pussy power wash Awful Facebook rule number 10 drown us in dumbass details

You can pre-order this thing wait. Where do they go? They go to iTunes? They go to iBook? Amazon it's all the links up on Amazon. Oh the link is up on Amazon. It's Jim Florentine Everybody Is Awful except you it comes out February 20.

You have to get his book.

You know, it's about his life as a standup comedian.

Was it walking through the ashes of standup? My life as a standup comedian.

You gotta get the book because, you know, he started to tell me those, Johnny, first time he did the Tonight Show, he had cocaine, little baggie of cocaine in his fucking pocket.

It's fucking, the book is amazing. But you gotta listen to the podcast.

You have to get his book. You know, it's about his life as a standup comedian.

Was it walking through the ashes of standup? My life as a standup comedian.

It's fucking, the book is amazing. But you gotta listen to the podcast.

You gotta get his book. You know, it's about his life as a standup comedian.

Was it walking through the ashes of standup? My life as a standup comedian.

It's fucking, the book is amazing. But you gotta listen to the podcast.

And people wanted to know the name of the book that I was reading. Actually lied to you, I'm not reading it. I keep starting the book, but it's really involved. It's just like, your diaphragm is a muscle in your lower body. And I'm just like, oh my God, I hate school.

But the name of the book is called Freeing the Natural Voice by Kristen Linklater.

And people wanted to know the name of the book that I was reading. Actually lied to you, I'm not reading it. I keep starting the book, but it's really involved. It's just like, your diaphragm is a muscle in your lower body.

But the name of the book is called Freeing the Natural Voice by Kristen Linklater.

And people wanted to know the name of the book that I was reading. Actually lied to you, I'm not reading it.

But the name of the book is called Freeing the Natural Voice by Kristen Linklater.

I've just been doing a lot of shows and I have a tendency to yell from my throat rather than down here. By the fucking diaphragm, you like that?

Just read this book, The Case Against the Fed and just really read what the Federal Reserve is, man. It's really a frightening fucking thing.

Just read this book, The Case Against the Fed and just really read what the Federal Reserve is, man. It's really a frightening fucking thing.

Just read this book, The Case Against the Fed and just really read what the Federal Reserve is, man. It's really a frightening fucking thing.

Red Sonia. What is red Sonia red Sonia 1985 is a vengeful woman Sets out to achieve a magic orb with an ER I got to see images of this Jesus Christ, she's fucking smoking hot I don't know what that means.

Red Sonia 1985 is a vengeful woman Sets out to achieve a magic orb with an ER I got to see images of this

Red Sonia. What is Red Sonja Red Sonja 1985 is a vengeful woman Sets out to achieve a magic orb with an ER I got to see images of this Jesus Christ, she's fucking smoking hot I don't know what that means.

This is like Time-Life books presents the Iraq war as it's going on

You have no idea what some douchebag did 20 years ago because he bought the Time Life Books those do it yourself fucking things and you have no idea what that cut rewired in your wall.

Look for the album The Dave Brubeck Quartet at Carnegie Hall. I bought it when I was a music major in college and it was a borderline spiritual experience

It's got songs in 11/4 aptly named 11/4

Not only are the songs great but the audio quality is impressive for the time period

Look for the album 'The Dave Brubeck Quartet at Carnegie Hall'. I bought it when I was a music major in college and it was a borderline spiritual experience.

It's got songs in 11/4 aptly named 11/4.

Not only are the songs great, but the audio quality is impressive for the time period.

Look for the album The Dave Brubeck Quartet at Carnegie Hall. I bought it when I was a music major in college and it was a borderline spiritual experience.

It's got songs in 11-4 aptly named 11-4

Sam Rockwell is actually doing a voice of one of the characters Vic on In F is for Family which is coming out December 18th everybody

which is coming out December 18th everybody look for that look for the official trailer coming out sometime in the next 10 days I'm all excited over here

Sam Rockwell is actually doing a voice of one of the characters, Vic, on 'F is for Family', which is coming out December 18th, everybody look for that.

I just read this great book about AC/DC because those the only kind of books I can finish

I just read this great book about AC/DC because those the only kind of books I can finish

I just read this great book about AC/DC because those the only kind of books I can finish

and he did, started reading like Johnny Appleseed, instead of walking he was fucking letting his eyes walk walking all over those books turning them into applesauce and that's what Mark Ferry did

and he did, started reading like Johnny Appleseed, instead of walking he was fucking letting his eyes walk walking all over those books turning them into applesauce and that's what Mark Ferry did,

and he did, started reading like Johnny Appleseed, instead of walking he was fucking letting his eyes walk walking all over those books turning them into applesauce and that's what Mark Ferry did,

I actually watched his his new show Last Man on Earth and it's so fucking funny

It's just god damn it I said such nice things on at the last fucking time, you know Now I'm just trying to remember what the fuck I said because of this stupid-ass fucking recorder Let me just fucking just speak from the heart here Like that guy is so fucking original and he commits so hard to everything he does I'm such a fucking huge fan of his and I Talked to him briefly backstage. I'm gonna try to get him on the podcast

I just want to find out how the fuck he got something this original on a major network They usually freak the fuck out like they always say they want to do something new You know, they always say they want to do something new but in the end, you know They fucking cut it down and everybody gives him shit, but I get it. I get it

Last Man on Earth is absolutely You know, you know when you're searching for a new show I still been searching ever since break it bad went off the air You know what? I mean?

I actually watched his his new show Last Man on Earth and it's so fucking funny

It's just god damn it I said such nice things on at the last fucking time, you know Now I'm just trying to remember what the fuck I said because of this stupid-ass fucking recorder Let me just fucking just speak from the heart here Like that guy is so fucking original and he commits so hard to everything he does I'm such a fucking huge fan of his and I Talked to him briefly backstage. I'm gonna try to get him on the podcast

I just want to find out how the fuck he got something this original on a major network They usually freak the fuck out like they always say they want to do something new You know, they always say they want to do something new but in the end, you know They fucking cut it down and everybody gives him shit, but I get it. I get it

Last Man on Earth is absolutely You know, you know when you're searching for a new show I still been searching ever since break it bad went off the air You know what? I mean? Just trying to you know, I saw the killing killing was great then I blew through that cuz it's fucking Netflix, right? They got all of them They turn you into a junkie

I actually watched his his new show Last Man on Earth and it's so fucking funny

It's just god damn it I said such nice things on at the last fucking time, you know Now I'm just trying to remember what the fuck I said because of this stupid-ass fucking recorder

Like that guy is so fucking original and he commits so hard to everything he does I'm such a fucking huge fan of his and I Talked to him briefly backstage.

I'm gonna try to get him on the podcast I just want to find out how the fuck he got something this original on a major network

All right, it's gonna go down here in about two fucking well I'll do the it's going down right now. All right, so fucking stick your fingers in here. I'm gonna time this out perfectly 10 seconds. I'm gonna say it. All right in three two one Kristen Schaal is also on it She absolutely fucking kills it and blew me away with their acting and I'm just so fucking psyched whenever I see a stand-up comic Or comedians in general showing this industry that we are actually can really be good actors. They fucking kill it I absolutely love the show. Please watch it.

He put a he put a great book out called Never Jimless a few years back and i've been using it on a daily basis to keep in shape

Ross is a bare knuckle. No bullshit kind of guy I think you'll enjoy the book if you're into using your own body weight to keep in shape

Yeah, I'll check it out Never Jimless That's oddly comforting The gym will always be there

I'm not sure if you heard of ross I can't read that word I'm a mate But he is an xboxer and physical trainer who lives in massachusetts He put a he put a great book out called Never Jimless a few years back and i've been using it on a daily basis to keep in shape

Never Jimless That's oddly comforting The gym will always be there And those times when you can't work out those were the times when I carried you

I heard you mentioned in the past that you're a fan of body weight exercise Yes, I am. I'm not sure if you heard of ross I can't read that word I'm a mate But he is an xboxer and physical trainer who lives in massachusetts He put a he put a great book out called Never Jimless a few years back and i've been using it on a daily basis to keep in shape

Never Jimless That's oddly comforting The gym will always be there

This is like the fucking War and Peace

The Bible all right

I'm trying to say that the Bible is underrated

Really all religious texts are underrated and I can't blame anyone for underrating religion since religion is a lot of speculative crap

I would love to read the book of Job and actually be able to read more than two paragraphs without Sitting there going what the fuck are they talking about?

Job Rich reads as a tale of cruelty because God and the devil got together to put Job through the ringer

Why don't you go after the book? What's the book? The Bible?

I read The Road in Miami or just south of it.

I read The Road in Miami or just south of there.

Ricky Gervais is a fucking genius.

And if you never saw the original version of The Office, no offense to the American version, it's unbelievable.

Ricky Gervais is a fucking genius and if you never saw the original version of The Office no offense to the American version it's unbelievable that guy is a genius

I got this book about Churchill and Gandhi. I mean, I'm up to page 30 I started reading it. I think when Clinton was in office helps me go to sleep.

I got this book about Churchill and Gandhi. I mean, I'm up to page 30 I started reading it. I think when Clinton was in office helps me go to sleep.

The Handmaid's Tale on Hulu is anybody watching that I came home the other day and my mother-in-law she always she watches all these shows that I would never see she started to watch one about it was about this girl who committed suicide and left like a tape

now it's like little house in the prairie meets like an S&M video it's really weird I don't know what was going on like they would they were like these nuns and they were trying to escape this thing and one of them makes it on the subway and the other one doesn't and then next thing you know they got her tied down and they're beating her feet

The Handmaid's Tale on Hulu is anybody watching that I came home the other day and my mother-in-law she always she watches all these shows that I would never see she started to watch one about it was about this girl who committed suicide and left like a tape and she was watching that one now it's like little house in the prairie meets like an S&M video it's really weird I don't know what was going on like they would they were like these nuns and they were trying to escape this thing and one of them makes it on the subway and the other one doesn't and then next thing you know they got her tied down and they're beating her feet how do you get that job the official like feet beater

I swear to God the juggler whose fucking joints were all blown out from juggling and I remember he was he was he had this Big fucking book on Real Estate

I swear to God the juggler whose fucking joints were all blown out from juggling and I remember he was he was he had this Big fucking book on Real Estate