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I love that album In a Silent Way.

I was a huge Miles Davis fan like in the early 90s and my favorite album was In a Silent Way

I Always like Miles Davis In a Silent Way

I was a huge Miles Davis fan like in the early 90s and my favorite album was In a Silent Way

Joe Perry, my life in and out of Aerosmith. That's available now and if I'm not mistaken. It already went number one, correct?

Well, I think it was number. It was on the, it's in the top 10. Was in the top 10 New York Times bestseller list. It was in the top 10 for two weeks.

Well, I'm not here just because of the book. I'm here because you're Bud from way back and I've been looking forward to doing a podcast with you anyway.

Joe Barry Joe Perry my life in and out of Aerosmith that's available now and if I'm I'm not mistaken it already went number one correct.

Well, I think it was numbered It was on it's in the top 10 Was on the top 10 New York Times bestseller list it was in the top 10 for two weeks

It gives me a chance to yak about the book But I also get a chance to have some laughs for a change.

It's called Joe Perry my life in and out of arosmith

Hopefully it should still be on the shelves And uh, I know I signed a bunch of them.

Joe Perry, my life in and out of Aerosmith that's available now and if I'm I'm not mistaken it already went number one correct.

Well, I think it was numbered It was on it's in the top 10 Was on the top 10 New York Times bestseller list it was in the top 10 for two weeks

It's called Joe Perry my life in and out of Aerosmith

Joe Perry, my life in and out of Aerosmith So psyched I finally got you here on the podcast.

His new book my life in and out of Aerosmith is available all over the internet And uh, if you got a mom and pop store down the street, you want to help them out Bookstore down there. Please go down and pick it up.

Joe Barry Joe Perry my life in and out of Aerosmith that's available now and if I'm I'm not mistaken it already went number one correct.

Well, I think it was numbered It was on it's in the top 10 Was on the top 10 New York Times bestseller list it was in the top 10 for two weeks

It's an autobiography from the time I put both feet on the ground You know what I mean? It's from 19 from it's it's 64 years man of life Part of that is zero smiths, you know

Joe Perry His new book my life in and out of arosmith is available all over the internet And uh, if you got a mom and pop store down the street, you want to help them out Bookstore down there. Please go down and pick it up.

So psyched I finally got you here on the podcast. Yeah, good luck with the allergies Thanks for showing all your stories about guns and all this other stuff I hope uh, I asked you some different questions You did it was great

Joe Barry Joe Perry my life in and out of Aerosmith that's available now and if I'm I'm not mistaken it already went number one correct.

Well, I think it was numbered It was on it's in the top 10 Was on the top 10 New York Times bestseller list it was in the top 10 for two weeks

Yeah, it gives me a chance to yak about the book But I also get a chance to have some laughs for a change.

It's called Joe Perry my life in and out of Aerosmith

His new book my life in and out of Aerosmith is available all over the internet And uh, if you got a mom and pop store down the street, you want to help them out Bookstore down there. Please go down and pick it up.

Anyway speaking of Sonny Liston, I just read that book somebody from the movie. I just did one of the sound people I never got his fucking name. He bought a great book for my daughter and then bought me that book So if he's listening, thank you very much. I read the Sonny The Devil and Sonny Liston I read and I learned all of this stuff and Most importantly I learned about I'm gonna post a clip of this guy.

It's a really fucking good book is what I'm trying to say but check out this guy Cleveland Williams look at a watch Liston Cleveland Williams the first fight watch the second one which I haven't watched yet and I'll post his highlight reel pretty amazing.

I'm reading The Devil and Sonny Liston right now someone on the movie gave it to me one of the sound guys I never even got his name

Anyway speaking of Sonny Liston, I just read that book somebody from the movie. I just did one of the sound people I never got his fucking name. He bought a great book for my daughter and then bought me that book.

So if he's listening, thank you very much. I read the Sonny The Devil and Sonny Liston I read and I learned all of this stuff and Most importantly I learned about I'm gonna post a clip of this guy.

It's a really fucking good book is what I'm trying to say but check out this guy Cleveland Williams look at a watch Liston Cleveland Williams the first fight watch the second one which I haven't watched yet and I'll post his highlight reel pretty amazing.

Anyway speaking of Sonny Liston, I just read that book somebody from the movie. I just did one of the sound people I never got his fucking name. He bought a great book for my daughter and then bought me that book.

So if he's listening, thank you very much. I read the Sonny The Devil and Sonny Liston I read and I learned all of this stuff and Most importantly I learned about I'm gonna post a clip of this guy. I learned about a fighter Who?

It's a really fucking good book is what I'm trying to say but check out this guy Cleveland Williams look at a watch Liston Cleveland Williams the first fight watch the second one which I haven't watched yet and I'll post his highlight reel pretty amazing

I'm reading 'The Devil and Sonny Liston' right now, someone on the movie gave it to me, one of the sound guys, I never even got his name and he bought me a great book for my daughter, too.

I read his autobiography

Which he talks about in his book how when Herbie Hancock came out with Chameleon, like that's what he was trying to do that Headhunters album

I used to like him and one time I read Miles Davis's autobiography and he trashed Cap Calloway saying that when uh, he ratted somebody out for fucking having drugs on him, you know, which was basically the jazz musician version of those fucking assholes who ratted out actors for being potentially members of the communist party in the 50s to Joe McCarthy.

I read his autobiography. I got like fucking, I mean I had all his shit on like cassette tapes.

Which he talks about in his book how when Herbie Hancock came out with 'Chameleon', like that's what he was trying to do, that Headhunters album

Kim Kardashian put out this book.

And all the whole book is nothing but her Selfies.

Not like a bunch of people taking Selfies that would have been bad enough, but it was, it's all pictures of her and the cover of it is her just standing there with their arms extended out, you know, taking a picture with the pouty lips and her hair all wet.

It's just, it's, it's, and my wife admits, she goes, "I know, I know it's so bad. It's so bad, but I can't look away. I want it like,"

It's more the influence of that. Like that's going to influence somebody the way, the way when I saw great comedians, I wanted to be a comedian. There's like, I don't know. I guess whores need to be inspired too. Right?

Kim Kardashian put out this book. Okay. And all the whole book is nothing but her Selfies.

Not like a bunch of people taking Selfies that would have been bad enough, but it was, it's all pictures of her and the cover of it is her just standing there with their arms extended out, you know, taking a picture with the pouty lips and her hair all wet.

It makes me, it gives me this awful feeling when I look at it. I can't describe it. It's just like that. I feel like there's a shift in, uh, just human behavior.

I just can't imagine anybody has taken enough Selfies that it could fill up a fucking book and that you would think that someone would want to buy it.

I would say that that is, I'm actually getting depressed now. I don't know if you can hear my voice just talking about it.

Oh, we had that argument about it I'm still seeing that book over by the phone And I always have to turn it over.

She put out a book of Selfies of herself.

Not like a bunch of people taking Selfies that would have been bad enough, but it was, it's all pictures of her and the cover of it is her just standing there with their arms extended out, you know, taking a picture with the pouty lips and her hair all wet.

It's just, it's, and my wife admits, she goes, "I know, I know it's so bad. It's so bad, but I can't look away. I want it like," but this just, I think that feeds into their, you know, wanting to be princesses and pretty and dressing up and getting ideas on how to fucking, you know, show off their tits in a new fucking way.

I just can't imagine anybody has taken enough Selfies that it could fill up a fucking book and that you would think that someone would want to buy it.

I just hate her. I just can't stand her.

Kim Kardashian put out this book. Okay. And all the whole book is nothing but her Selfies.

Not like a bunch of people taking Selfies that would have been bad enough, but it was, it's all pictures of her and the cover of it is her just standing there with their arms extended out, you know, taking a picture with the pouty lips and her hair all wet.

It's just, it's, it's, and my wife admits, she goes, 'I know, I know it's so bad. It's so bad, but I can't look away. I want it like',

I just can't imagine anybody has taken enough Selfies that it could fill up a fucking book and that you would think that someone would want to buy it.

I just feel like there's this now this this I just hate her. I just can't stand her.

You know you what was that book? One of those Huck Finn Tom Sawyer things they give you whitewash the whole fence will give you an apple and he was excited

You know you what was that book? One of those Huck Finn Tom Sawyer things they give you whitewash the whole fence will give you an apple and he was excited

gotta love Trump he said the greatest fucking he said the second greatest book of all time is his book the art of the deal and then the right behind the bible

Gotta love Trump, he said the second greatest book of all time is his book, The Art of the Deal, and then right behind the Bible.

gotta love Trump he said the greatest fucking he said the second greatest book of all time is his book the art of the deal and then the right behind the bible

gotta love Trump he said the greatest fucking he said the second greatest book of all time is his book the art of the deal and then the right behind the bible

It's just a sad fucking Grapes of Wrath kind of shit.

It's just a sad fucking Grapes of Wrath kind of shit.

It's just a sad fucking Grapes of Wrath kind of shit.

It's just a sad, "Grapes of Wrath" kind of shit.

They reminded him of that character and one flew over the Ku Ku's Nest. Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to go far back into the Rolodex.

And you take it you feel great and you don't you don't earn anybody Would be fucking phenomenal But you can't do that got to eat kale salad And drink plenty of water

And that little white cup like they had the paper cup like they had and fucking One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Don't have it all your eggs in one basket. We all know that right because then everything's gonna be on the arm with the fucking One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

and then I'm gonna read Silent Spring

But I'm a little afraid to fucking read it.

and then I'm gonna read Silent Spring

You remember a long time ago they had that book, you know, eat like uh, why eat like a French woman be a skinny bitch bitch like the uh, fucking chick over there in Paris whatever whatever it was called.

They had that book, you know eat like why eat like a French woman be a skinny bench bitch Like the fucking chick over there in Paris, whatever whatever was called

They had that book, you know eat like why eat like a French woman be a skinny bench bitch Like the fucking chick over there in Paris, whatever whatever was called

They had that book, you know eat like why eat like a French woman be a skinny bench bitch Like the fucking chick over there in Paris, whatever whatever was called

I could, I could listen to that forever. That Four and more album.

Last time I heard something like that was when somebody told me to get that Miles Davis album Four & More and Tony Williams is playing the ride cymbal so fucking at such a blistering tempo.

Last time I heard something like that was when somebody told me to get that Miles Davis album Four & More and Tony Williams is playing the ride cymbal so fucking at such a blistering tempo.

What it reminded me of when he played that song live bleed Last time I heard something like that was when somebody told me to get that Miles Davis album Four and more and Tony Williams is playing the ride cymbal so fucking at such a blistering tempo But you can hear every note. It's so clean It never gets muddy or anything and it's just like how can a human being do that?

If I was gonna have books read to me I would do that the Irving Welsh series You know because I'm a big fan of that that fucking what is it cocky accent fucking Irish spring.

And there was a bunch of words in there that I kind of figured out because he literally writes it how they say it.

And a book would end and I used to read a lot of that was that guy who did all the train spotting and? Marabou stork nightmare books.

And a book would end and I used to read a lot of that was that guy who did all the train spotting and Marabou stork nightmare books. I used to read all his shit Irvin Welsh or something.

I remember back in the day when I used to read and a book would end and I used to read a lot of that was that guy who did all the train spotting and? Marabou stork nightmare books. I used to read all his shit Irvin Welsh or something

Reading Behold a Pale Horse and all on that shit

These fucking spastics are now also... doing what they proclaim the big dad capitalist oppressor has been doing to the people for the past century by shouting down any opposing opinion and labeling them as racist, sexist and the rest of it in the name of free speech and freedom.

These fucking spastics are now also...doing what they proclaim the big dad capitalist oppressor has been doing to the people for the past century by shouting down any opposing opinion and labeling them as racist, sexist, and the rest of it in the name of free speech and freedom.

Reading Behold a Pale Horse and all on that shit

You have no idea what some douchebag did 20 years ago because he bought the Time Life Books those do it yourself fucking things and you have no idea what that cut rewired in your wall

You have no idea what some douchebag did 20 years ago because he bought the Time Life Books those do-it-yourself fucking things and you have no idea what that cunt rewired in your wall under your floorboards.

You have no idea what some douchebag did 20 years ago because he bought the time life Books those do it yourself fucking things and you have no idea what that cut rewired in your wall

You have no idea what some douchebag did 20 years ago because he bought the Time life Books those do it yourself fucking things and you have no idea what that cut rewired in your wall

I remember one time like we had to do a book report and I got this book. It was about this German Shepherd in World War II that fought alongside this guy. It was a great fucking book.

I remember the first night I sat down to read it and it took me like four hours. Couldn't have meant four. It was like three hours to read 30 pages.

two and a half hours to read 30 fucking pages and the next day I went into school.

And I said to him, he goes, I go, what? He goes, it took you two and a half hours to read 30 pages.

And what I was really was trying to convey to him was I had to I kept reading paragraphs and my brain would be thinking about other shit and I had to go back and reread it over and over and over and over again.

I got this book. It was about this German shepherd in World War II that fought alongside this guy. It was a great fucking book.

I remember the first night I sat down to read it and it took me like four hours. Couldn't have meant four. It was like three hours to read 30 pages, two and a half hours to read 30 fucking pages.

And the next day I went into school...I said, yeah, man, it took me fucking...I was reading the book for two and a half hours and they were like how many pages? He goes like wow how many pages into you and I said 30...And he just started laughing at me.

And I said to him...I go what? He goes it took you two and a half hours to read 30 pages...And I was like what...I I said I read to understand...And he just started laughing at me.

And my brain would be thinking about other shit and I had to go back and reread it over and over and over and over again. So I had to go that slowly so I could understand it.

I got this book. It was about this German Shepherd in World War II that fought alongside this guy. It was a great fucking book.

I remember the first night I sat down to read it and it took me like four hours. Couldn't have meant four. It was like three hours to read 30 pages.

Yeah, man. It took me fucking I was reading the book for two and a half hours and they were like how many pages? He goes like wow how many pages into you and I said 30.

I read to understand.

I kept reading paragraphs and my brain would be thinking about other shit and I had to go back and reread it over and over and over and over again.

I got this book it was about this German Shepherd in World War II that fought alongside this guy. It was a great fucking book.

I remember the first night I sat down to read it and it took me like four hours. Couldn't have meant four. It was like three hours to read 30 pages.

And the next day I went into school I still remember the kid I said this to I said, yeah, man. It took me fucking I was reading the book for two and a half hours and they were like how many pages He goes like wow how many pages into you and I said 30.

And he just started laughing at me And I said to him he goes I go what? He goes it took you two and a half hours to read 30 pages And I was like what I I said I read to understand And he just started laughing at me.

I kept reading paragraphs and my brain would be thinking about other shit and I had to go back and reread it over and over and over and over again So I had to go that slowly so I could understand it.

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Do you know it's actually just called saturday night? Because they had how howard cosell actually hosted A saturday night live or something like that so they weren't allowed to say it That's why they say live from new york at saturday night just to give you that little tidbit of information I learned that the other day reading an actual book about howard cosell

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cut his elephant in the room special and it's fucking epic clearly one of the best We'll be buying his entire catalog ASAP.

He has a uh dvd called Elephant in the Room Makes a great christmas gift and it would really help out his mom

He has a uh dvd called Elephant in the Room Makes a great christmas gift and it would really help out his mom

He has a uh dvd called Elephant in the Room Makes a great christmas gift and it would really help out his mom

I'm reading this book right now called The Verbally Abusive Relationship. And I thought the whole time I was going to read it, I was going to be like, yeah, that's you. And that's fucking you. And I was reading like, oh, shit, I do that.

It really helped me out.

It's really like helping me out.

It was written a long time ago. So it was sort of like it's just all geared to women getting verbally abused. And there's no sort of dynamic that that can go the other way.

So I'm just like, oh, yeah, of course.

I've been reading this book, The Verbally Abusive Relationship and how to recognize it, something like that.

I picked up this book being like, all right, when I read this book, I'm just gonna be like, yep. I know that person. This is this person in my life when I was a kid. Yep. Yep, that checks all the boxes. I'm a victim, right?

So I, it's really been this amazing book to read and like, you know, like whenever you, we did an episode about this on F is for Family where you, where when you, when you say you confront somebody about some bullshit they did to you, right?

And you know, and you waited a while because you know, you didn't know how to maybe do it in the moment or you didn't even understand how fucked up it was and then you got some more information and you know, you're like, okay, I'm gonna do it.

It was just like what, I wasn't like letting other people go on the same journey. It's just like I already figured it out over fucking 30 years in this business, get to where I am now or quit your whining, you know, being like that.

I'm reading this book right now called "The Verbally Abusive Relationship."

I thought the whole time I was going to read it, I was going to be like, yeah, that's you. And that's fucking you.

And I was reading like, oh, shit, I do that.

Oh, there's another thing that looks pretty familiar.

It really helped me out.

I've been reading this book, The Verbally Abusive Relationship and how to recognize it, something like that.

I picked up this book being like, all right when I read this book, I'm just gonna be like, yep, I know that person.

I read that thing and all I'm seeing is me. Yeah, I do a lot of the shit in there.

It's called the Verbally Abusive Relationship. I got the expanded edition because I'm really fucked up. The third edition for any other lunatics out there.

I told you that great thing that he said, like when he was fucking up one year when he was fucking it up, he screamed at the top of his lungs, 'I hate this country.'

And then I also remembered that fucking hilarious chapter in John McEnroe's book where he'd won Wimbledon he won the US Open he won the Australian Open and he needed the career grand slam to win the French Open

he thinks about it and I told you that great thing that he said like when he was fucking up one year when he was fucking it up He screamed at the top of his lungs. I hate this country

I also remembered that fucking hilarious chapter in John McEnroe's book where he'd won Wimbledon he won the US Open he won the Australian Open and he needed the career grand slam to win the French Open One year he actually had it won and he ended up fucking up and he blew it and every time he goes there to commentate he thinks about it

He screamed at the top of his lungs, 'I hate this country'

And then I also remembered that fucking hilarious chapter in John McEnroe's book where he'd won Wimbledon, he won the US Open, he won the Australian Open, and he needed the career grand slam to win the French Open.

He screamed at the top of his lungs, 'I hate this country'.