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Oh by the way if you guys want to read an Unbelievable book I told you I was reading that that book that I Al Jorgensen from Ministry wrote I just finished it man.

He brought her into the bathroom, butfuckter and then flushed her clothes down the toilet.

This was fucking insane thing I've ever heard in my life So then she comes walking out of the bathroom.

And they made a dress out of it And then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them Happy as a clamp.

just imagine 200 and what was it 273 pages of that phenomenal Phenomenal fucking read and it also exposed me to all this amazing music in the 80s that I completely missed on because you know I was 12 in 1980.

Oh, by the way, if you guys want to read an unbelievable book, I told you I was reading that that book that Al Jourgensen from Ministry wrote, I just finished it, man.

He was talking about this one lunatic guy who met this lunatic chick groupie and the line was he he brought her into the bathroom, but fucked her and then flushed her clothes down the toilet.

So then she comes walking out of the bathroom, she's like, oh my god, like what's with your friend? What am I supposed to wear?

So they took a tablecloth off the table and they cut a hole in it and they made a dress out of it and then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them, happy as a clam.

Oh by the way if you guys want to read an Unbelievable book I told you I was reading that that book that I Al Jorgensen from Ministry wrote I just finished it man.

He brought her into the bathroom butfuckter and then flushed her clothes down the toilet.

This was fucking insane thing I've ever heard in my life So then she comes walking out of the bathroom.

And then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them Happy as a clamp

200 and what was it 273 pages of that phenomenal Phenomenal fucking read and it also exposed me to all this amazing music in the 80s that I completely missed on because you know I was 12 in 1980

Oh by the way if you guys want to read an Unbelievable book I told you I was reading that that book that I Al Jorgensen from Ministry wrote I just finished it man.

He brought her into the bathroom butfuckter and then flushed her clothes down the toilet.

So then she comes walking out of the bathroom. She's like oh my god like what's with your friend? What am I supposed to wear?

And they made a dress out of it And then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them Happy as a clamp.

just imagine 200 and what was it 273 pages of that phenomenal Phenomenal fucking read and it also exposed me to all this amazing music in the 80s that I completely missed on because you know I was 12 in 1980.

Oh by the way if you guys want to read an Unbelievable book I told you I was reading that that book that I Al Jorgensen from Ministry wrote I just finished it man.

He brought her into the bathroom butfuckter and then flushed her clothes down the toilet.

So then she comes walking out of the bathroom. She's like oh my god like what's with your friend? What am I supposed to wear?

And they made a dress out of it And then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them Happy as a clamp.

just imagine 200 and what was it 273 pages of that phenomenal Phenomenal fucking read.

Oh by the way if you guys want to read an Unbelievable book I told you I was reading that that book that I Al Jorgensen from Ministry wrote I just finished it man. I'm telling you some of the most insane fucking stories You're ever gonna read

He brought her into the bathroom butfuckter and then flushed her clothes down the toilet

This was fucking insane thing I've ever heard in my life

So then she comes walking out of the bathroom. She's like oh my god like what's with your friend? What am I supposed to wear so they took a tablecloth off the table and they cut a hole in it And they made a dress out of it And then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them Happy as a clamp

200 and what was it 273 pages of that phenomenal Phenomenal fucking read and it also exposed me to all this amazing music in the 80s that I completely missed on

I read this Hiroshima Diary about this guy who was in that city when the bomb hit.

I read this Hiroshima Diary about this guy who was in that city when the bomb hit.

I read this Hiroshima Diary about this guy who was in that city when the bomb hit.

This is like a fucking red shoe diary at this point.

Oh my god, dude. This is like some red shoe diary going on here.

It's like a red shoe diary.

This is like a fucking red shoe diary at this point.

Dude is this a red shoe diary I'm calling bullshit

It's like a red shoe diary here.

I have been totally getting into was reading this Ken Stable book as it's getting me totally back into like the 70s NFL that it was my favorite time ever and There was all these great defense nicknames back then and I never knew that the Raiders their secondary was called the soul patrol.

I was actually reading in that Ken Stable book he was talking about he had a game where he threw 47 times and he goes and you know anytime you have to throw the ball that much many times you're not gonna win.

You know reading this Ken Stabler book I'm coming to the end here he's Been traded to the Houston Oilers for Dan Pastorini and I realized Dan Pastorini also wrote a book.

So I'm gonna read finish the Ken Stabler book today.

Ken Stabler one is definitely on my radar. In fact, I enjoyed reading in between setups on the movie so much. You know what? I might go to fucking amazon.com right now. See if I can fucking find that book.

Ken Stabler, and I got to order it now before you cunts buy every copy. Ken Stabler autobiography. All right, there we go. Come on. What do you got there? Oh, it's just called Snake. Are you kidding me? That's all it's called?

Ken Stabler one is definitely on my radar. In fact, I enjoyed reading in between setups on the movie so much. You know what? I might go to fucking amazon.com right now. See if I can fucking find that book.

Ken Stabler book. Ken Stabler, and I got to order it now before you cunts buy every copy. Ken Stabler autobiography. All right, there we go. Come on. What do you got there? Oh, it's just called Snake. Are you kidding me? That's all it's called?

Snake, bad asses by John, the legend of the Snake. John Madden does the forward or something.

the next book on my on my list is the Ken Stabler Autobiography that's the next one on my hit list, but maybe I should actually throw something like this in

I have been totally getting into was reading this Ken Stable book as it's getting me totally back into like the 70s NFL that it was my favorite time ever and There was all these great defense nicknames back then and I never knew that the Raiders their secondary was called the soul patrol.

I was actually reading in that Ken Stable book he was talking about he had a game where he threw 47 times and he goes and you know anytime you have to throw the ball that much many times you're not gonna win Which is hilarious Because that's exactly how the game is played now.

You know reading this Ken Stabler book I'm coming to the end here he's Been traded to the Houston Oilers for Dan Pastorini and I realized Dan Pastorini also wrote a book And I remember John Madden wrote a book.

So I'm gonna read finish the Ken Stabler book today. And then I'm gonna Go on to the Dan Pastorini book

Ken Stabler one is definitely on my radar. In fact, I enjoyed reading in between setups on the movie so much. You know what? I might go to fucking amazon.com right now. See if I can fucking find that book.

Ken Stabler, and I got to order it now before you cunts buy every copy. Ken Stabler autobiography. All right, there we go. Come on. What do you got there? Oh, it's just called Snake. Are you kidding me? That's all it's called?

Snake, bad asses by John, the legend of the Snake. John Madden does the forward or something. Look at that. Look at all these fucking books right here. Snake by Ken Stabler. $4.19.

Well do you with regrets of what you've done Jesus Christ telltale heart Is your roommate buried underneath your floorboards?

If you got a body buried in the backyard, you know, you're fucking thinking. Oh the telltale heart

Well, do you with regrets of what you've done? Jesus Christ, telltale heart. Is your roommate buried underneath your floorboards?

You ever wake up in the morning with regrets of what you've done? Jesus Christ, telltale heart. Is your roommate buried underneath your floorboards?

Friendly, but not friends. Oh, I like that. That's how you get yourself friend-zoned as a as a male or a female doing that thing We're like, 'oh, but we're still friends.' No, we're really good friends. So we're actually like really good friends.

Friendly, but not friends. That sounds like an Oprah book.

Friendly, but not friends. Oh, I like that.

That's how you get yourself friend-zoned as a as a male or a female doing that thing We're like, oh, but we're still friends. No, we're really good friends. So we're actually like really good friends

Friendly, but not friends. Oh, I like that. That's how you get yourself friend-zoned as a as a male or a female doing that thing. We're like, 'Oh, but we're still friends.' No, we're really good friends. So we're actually like really good friends.

Friendly, but not friends. Oh, I like that.

Friendly, but not friends. Oh, I like that. That's how you get yourself friend-zoned as a as a male or a female doing that thing. We're like, oh, but we're still friends. No, we're really good friends. So we're actually like really good friends. It's like no if someone has feelings and someone doesn't or someone has feelings and someone's flip-flopping. You can't be friends only with that person because it's uneven.

It's like no if someone has feelings and someone doesn't or someone has feelings and someone's flip-flopping. You can't be friends only with that person because it's uneven. A friendship is when two people have mutual respect for each other and you're on the same wavelength.

You can't fully be friends if one is always pining for the other. That shit just doesn't work. So like at this time in her life, she he can't be friends with her.

Friendly, but not friends. Oh, I like that. That's how you get yourself friend-zoned as a as a male or a female doing that thing. We're like, "oh, but we're still friends. No, we're really good friends. So we're actually like really good friends."

It's like no if someone has feelings and someone doesn't or someone has feelings and someone's flip-flopping. You can't be friends only with that person because it's uneven. A friendship is when two people have mutual respect for each other and you're on the same wavelength. You can't fully be friends if one is always pining for the other. That shit just doesn't work.

And I'm only in I read the forward and Into the first chapter and if you're into stand-up comedy This book so far it seems un-fucking-believable. It's called The Comedians Drunks thieves scoundrels in the history of American comedy by Cliff K L I pH Nesterov

I have to tell you already. I'm absolutely blown away by just the stories from the vaudeville days and Even like in the middle of the book when I'm looking at these pictures Of some of these comics that I never heard of

the name of the book is The Comedians by cliff kliph Nestor off n e s t like nest like what a bird sits in till it gets booted out by its mother nest er off

It's not of it's not Nestor of its Nestor off

There's already just looking at the pictures. I didn't know Joan Rivers was was not in a comedy team. She was in a comedy almost troop with two other fucking guys and She lasted six months with them before she's just like yeah, fuck this. I'm out So I can't wait to read the rest of that.

that comedian book that I mentioned I have it downstairs it's like the history of stand-up comedy

it's called The Comedians drunks thieves scoundrels in the history of American comedy

And I'm only in I read the forward and Into the first chapter and if you're into stand-up comedy This book so far it seems un-fucking-believable. It's called The Comedians Drunks thieves scoundrels in the history of American comedy by Cliff K L I pH Nesterov

I have to tell you already. I'm absolutely blown away by just the stories from the vaudeville days and Even like in the middle of the book when I'm looking at these pictures Of some of these comics that I never heard of

the name of the book is The Comedians by cliff kliph Nestor off n e s t like nest like what a bird sits in till it gets booted out by its mother nest er off

It's not of it's not Nestor of its Nestor off but uh, it seems great so far and There's already just looking at the pictures. I didn't know Joan Rivers was was not in a comedy team. She was in a comedy almost troop with two other fucking guys and She lasted six months with them before she's just like yeah, fuck this. I'm out So I can't wait to read the rest of that.

And I'm only in I read the forward and Into the first chapter and if you're into stand-up comedy This book so far it seems un-fucking-believable.

It's called The Comedians Drunks thieves scoundrels in the history of American comedy by Cliff K L I pH Nesterov and

I have to tell you already. I'm absolutely blown away by just the stories from the vaudeville days and Even like in the middle of the book when I'm looking at these pictures Of some of these comics that I never heard of

the name of the book is The Comedians by cliff kliph Nestor off n e s t like nest like what a bird sits in till it gets booted out by its mother nest er off

It's not of it's not Nestor of its Nestor off

that comedian book that I mentioned, I have it downstairs, it's like the history of stand-up comedy.

The Comedians, drunks, thieves, scoundrels and the history of American comedy.

And I'm only in I read the forward and Into the first chapter and if you're into stand-up comedy This book so far it seems un-fucking-believable. It's called The Comedians Drunks thieves scoundrels in the history of American comedy by Cliff K L I pH Nesterov

I have to tell you already. I'm absolutely blown away by just the stories from the vaudeville days and Even like in the middle of the book when I'm looking at these pictures Of some of these comics that I never heard of

the name of the book is The Comedians by cliff kliph Nestor off n e s t like nest like what a bird sits in till it gets booted out by its mother nest er off

It's not of it's not Nestor of its Nestor off

There's already just looking at the pictures. I didn't know Joan Rivers was was not in a comedy team. She was in a comedy almost troop with two other fucking guys and She lasted six months with them before she's just like yeah, fuck this. I'm out So I can't wait to read the rest of that.

That's another thing from Steve Martin's book. He was talking to one of the members of the band and they said, we're putting, we're putting together a band and he goes, what's it called?

I had the hardcover original version. I loaned it to my neighbor and I never got it back What a fucking asshole that still bugs me that I did that

But He was talking about how he grew up in Orange County and riding his bicycle to Disneyland past all the orange groves and Just the way he painted the picture was like wow That sounded like a beautiful place and now you go down there and it's just you know, one fucking strip mall after another.

I had the hardcover original version. I loaned it to my neighbor and I never got it back. What a fucking asshole that still bugs me that I did that.

I had the hardcover original version. I loaned it to my neighbor and I never got it back. What a fucking asshole that still bugs me that I did that

But he was talking about how he grew up in Orange County and riding his bicycle to Disneyland past all the orange groves and just the way he painted the picture was like wow. That sounded like a beautiful place and now you go down there and it's just, you know, one fucking strip mall after another.

I had the hardcover original version. I loaned it to my neighbor and I never got it back. What a fucking asshole that still bugs me that I did that

But he was talking about how he grew up in Orange County and riding his bicycle to Disneyland past all the orange groves and just the way he painted the picture was like wow. That sounded like a beautiful place and now you go down there and it's just, you know, one fucking strip mall after another.

Oh my God, I just talk about Jack Nicholson in the shiny. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. He's just typing that over and over and over again.

Just try to look the positive side that they think you're nuts...then I don't know what you fucking freeze to death like jack nicholson the end of uh, Uh weekend at bernie's there. What the fuck was it called? the uh snowy hotel Psycho killer keska say what was The Shining?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know all of that shit is just like heavy stuff...Then I don't know what you fucking freeze to death like jack nicholson the end of uh, Uh weekend at bernie's there. What the fuck was it called? the uh snowy hotel Psycho killer keska say what was The Shining?

...and I'll expect like the TV to come on and see the girl crawling out of the well or to hear the phone ring and I pick it up and it's going to go seven days, you know?

I'll expect like the TV to come on and see the girl crawling out of the well or to hear the phone ring and I pick it up and it's going to go seven days.

There's a character in there called the Comedian.

Zack Snyder, I think his name is. He made the Watchmen, which is like super dark superhero movie based on this graphic novel, which is awesome. You should check it out. You'd love it.

He made the Watchmen, which is like super dark superhero movie based on this graphic novel, which is awesome. You should check it out. You'd love it.

There's a character in there called the Comedian.

I just got back from the midnight showing of The Watchman. I Really don't know how to review it.

I'm told it sticks pretty close to the graphic novel It had cool special effects great story and good acting but I kind of felt yeah after it After leaving the dark night.

I think it was the overall message of the movie was serious told in a totally ridiculous way

Have you ever seen Watchmen? Remember that one? That's the same director.

I got this book about Churchill and Gandhi. I mean, I'm up to page 30 I started reading it. I think when Clinton was in office helps me go to sleep.

I got this book about Churchill and Gandhi. I mean, I'm up to page 30 I started reading it. I think when Clinton was in office helps me go to sleep.

This person wrote this fucking book called behind, uh, called, uh, it's coming out. It's called, uh, what the fuck is it? It's called Clinton Cash.

And it's basically gonna out the Clintons of how they got their cash, which is the funniest fucking thing ever to me.

I would recommend reading Clinton Cash and just know that you could fucking write that probably about every politician, even Jimmy Carter, who seemed to be like the, the big guy in the big city.

This person wrote this fucking book called Behind, called, it's coming out. It's called, what the fuck is it? It's called Clinton Cash and it's basically going to out the Clintons of how they got their cash, which is the funniest fucking thing ever to me.

I would recommend reading Clinton Cash and just know that you could fucking write that. Probably about every politician,

This person wrote this fucking book called Behind, called, it's coming out. It's called, what the fuck is it? It's called Clinton Cash and it's basically going to out the Clintons of how they got their cash, which is the funniest fucking thing ever to me.

I would recommend reading Clinton Cash and just know that you could fucking write that. Probably about every politician,

This person wrote this fucking book called Behind, called, it's coming out. It's called, what the fuck is it? It's called Clinton Cash and it's basically going to out the Clintons of how they got their cash, which is the funniest fucking thing ever to me.

I would recommend reading Clinton Cash and just know that you could fucking write that. Probably about every politician,

This person wrote this fucking book called Behind, called, it's coming out. It's called, what the fuck is it? It's called Clinton Cash and it's basically going to out the Clintons of how they got their cash, which is the funniest fucking thing ever to me.

I would recommend reading Clinton Cash and just know that you could fucking write that. Probably about every politician, even Jimmy Carter, who seemed to be like the best, at least human being.

I was talking shit about being a white dude...and then this woman yells out 'hidden figures, go see hidden figures'.

Hidden Figures go see Hidden Figures

Hidden Figures go see Hidden Figures

I cannot stand people that go to see a Hollywood movie and think that they just read a history book.

He used to dress like the geek squad guys who upon seeing, uh, hidden figures, um, dressed like he worked at NASA.

Hidden Figures go see hidden figures.

I'm reading that WBCN book which is fucking great

I need to know more about this shit next thing. You know, I'm buying a book on it I See I used to be in I used to be in trucking.

So I went down this fucking rabbit hole and I ended up buying this book on WBCN that's just coming out.

I ended up watching the last broadcast of WBCN I didn't know came out 1968 I was born in 68 and for the first 41 years of my life that fucking radio station was on the air

You know, they helped out Aerosmith. They helped up all these fucking bands David Bowie All these guys did all these pictures Frank Zappa all these guys come to the station and I was like I need to know more about this shit next thing. You know, I'm buying a book on it I

I need to know more about this shit next thing. You know, I'm buying a book on it I see I used to be in I used to be in trucking.

So I went down this fucking rabbit hole and I ended up buying this book on WBCN that's just coming out.

I need to know more about this shit next thing. You know, I'm buying a book on it I see I used to be in I used to be in trucking.

So I went down this fucking rabbit hole and I ended up buying this book on WBCN that's just coming out.

Huh you want to read about Bob probert? I have his hardcovered autobiography

Huh? You want to read about bob probert? I have his hard-covered autobiography

Huh you want to read about Bob probert? I have his hardcovered autobiography

Huh you want to read about Bob probert? I have his hardcovered autobiography

Huh you want to read about Bob probert? I have his hardcovered autobiography

Oh, by the way by the way I almost forgot to bring up the hard copy version of you people are all the same for all the old school media consumption sumerers whatever the fuck you say out there your old school like me And if you really like something you just don't want to download it I don't like doing that because I if I can't fucking hold on to it You know, it's in the air I don't fucking like that stuff where you know It's on my iTunes and it's in its and it's on my fucking My phone or my iPod or whatever. I don't like that shit because those things all die

All right, if you'd like a hard copy version either come out and see me live or Buy one off of the website It's right underneath where you can either download for five bucks for the kids That's the snowboarders and if you still ski if your old school and you want the hard copy it's available billbird.com right on the merch page and Slowly but surely I am working on some podcast t-shirts

Oh, by the way by the way I almost forgot to bring up the hard copy version of you people are all the same for all the old school media consumption sumerers whatever the fuck you say out there your old school like me And if you really like something you just don't want to download it

if you still ski if your old school and you want the hard copy it's available billbird.com right on the merch page

Oh, by the way by the way I almost forgot to bring up the hard copy version of you people are all the same for all the old school media consumption sumerers whatever the fuck you say out there your old school like me And if you really like something you just don't want to download it I don't like doing that because I if I can't fucking hold on to it You know, it's in the air I don't fucking like that stuff where you know It's on my iTunes and it's in its and it's on my fucking My phone or my iPod or whatever. I don't like that shit because those things all die

All right, if you'd like a hard copy version either come out and see me live or Buy one off of the website It's right underneath where you can either download for five bucks for the kids That's the snowboarders and if you still ski if your old school and you want the hard copy it's available billbird.com right on the merch page and Slowly but surely I am working on some podcast t-shirts

I finally have the hard copy versions of uh, my my special that came out last year you people are all the same

I'll be selling those in uh, Wisconsin and in Michigan I already signed all of them and shipped them out through stamps.com

And uh every show after this I will be selling those motherfuckers because I got about 200 boxes of them sitting in my garage taking up space

I just read that big ESPN book that like thousand page book. I'll give it to you. And it's all like behind the scenes.

I just read that big ESPN book that like thousand page book. I'll give it to you

I just read that big ESPN book that like thousand page book. I'll give it to you.

The first reading is from the book of corinthians

this is from the book of the corinthians

The first reading is from the book of Corinthians.

just the desert this is from the book of the Corinthians Paul and John Oh

The first reading is from the book of Corinthians.

just the desert this is from the book of the Corinthians Paul and John Oh

The first reading is from the book of Corinthians.

just the desert this is from the book of the Corinthians Paul and John Oh

The first reading is from the book of Corinthians.

just the desert this is from the book of the Corinthians Paul and John Oh

Please download his cd, Mr. P all the proceeds go to his uh, his wife and his mom

He also has a new cd out On itunes called mr. P And if you guys could do me a huge favor

that guy Is a guy No joke is the funniest fucking dude I ever met in my life and it's not even close

Please download his cd, Mr. P all the proceeds go to his uh, his wife and his mom

and he also has a new cd out On itunes called mr. P And if you guys could do me a huge favor

and he also has a new cd out On itunes called Mr. P

I actually brought the book out on the road with me. My favorite one of my favorite drum books of all time.

My wife bought me a new fucking bag, a new backpack for years. She's been telling me, I think you need a new backpack. And I'm like, why? This one's fine.

Oh, The Art of Bop Drumming by John Riley, not John C. Riley, who's an amazing musician himself and actor and anything else he seems that he puts his mind to.

And forever I've been on Comp Example 4 and it says Compact Disc 12 and Compact Disc 13. And I finally got to the point where I can play these things and kind of hear them in my head.

And now there's like on these other pages, there's sort of like these two bar phrases and some soloing ideas, you know, swinging 16th and triplets and shit.

right now I'm going through that book The Art of Bop Drumming by John Riley. I'm just fucking with two Two lines on one page and it's blowing my mind all the different ways you can play it.

right now I'm going through that book The Art of Bop Drumming by John Riley.

right now I'm going through that book The Art of Bop Drumming by John Riley.

right now I'm going through that book The Art of Bop Drumming by John Riley. I'm just fucking with two Two lines on one page and it's blowing my mind all the different ways you can play it.