Monday Morning Podcast

I went to go see fool for love. It's a Sam Shepard play. I hope I say this name right starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

and she was amazing just a fucking amazing play And you know, it's great too is it's about 70 minutes long.

I went to go see fool for love it's a Sam Shepard play I hope I say this name right starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

and he was in a play and I was like I gotta go down and go see him

and she was amazing just a fucking amazing play and you know what's great too is it's about 70 minutes long it's a great one to fucking you know dip your toe in

I went to go see fool for love. It's a Sam Shepard play.

starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

he absolutely blew us away, and I was unfamiliar with Nina Arianda, and she was amazing just a fucking amazing play

I went to go see fool for love, it's a Sam Shepard play.

starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

and you know what's great too, is it's about 70 minutes long, it's a great one to fucking, you know, dip your toe in, you know, cuz even if you're not into it, right, you're just gonna be like alright, well it's almost over.

I went to go see fool for love. It's a Sam Shepard play.

starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

on Tuesday night I went to go see Fool for Love it's a Sam Shepard play I hope I say this name right starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

he was in a play and I was like I gotta go down and go see him

and she was amazing just a fucking amazing play and you know what's great too is it's about 70 minutes long it's a great one to fucking you know dip your toe in you know cuz even if you're not into it right you're just gonna be like all right well it's almost over

I went to go see fool for love. It's a Sam Shepard play.

starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell

and she was amazing just a fucking amazing play

And you know, it's great too is it's about 70 minutes long.

It's a great one to fucking You know dip your toe in

On Tuesday night I went to go see 'Fool for Love', it's a Sam Shepard play, I hope I say this name right, starring Nina Arianda and Sam Rockwell.

Sam Rockwell is actually doing a voice of one of the characters, Vic, on 'F is for Family', which is coming out December 18th.

and he was in a play and I was like I gotta go down and go see him.

and she was amazing, just a fucking amazing play.

and you know what's great too is it's about 70 minutes long, it's a great one to fucking, you know, dip your toe in.

And then the next night last night I went and I saw a Hand to God Swear to God I saw a Hand to God Bob Saget was in that one

And it's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian, uh, Stephen Boyer

and he crushed it Bob fucking Saget destroyed

I went and I saw a Hand to God swear to God I saw a Hand to God Bob Saget was in that one and he's like hey why don't you come over and fucking check it out and he crushed it Bob fucking sag it destroyed

it's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian Steven Boyer

And then the next night last night I went and I saw a Hand to God

And he's like hey, why don't you come over and fucking check it out and he crushed it Bob fucking Saget destroyed

It's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian, uh, Stephen Boyer

the next night last night I went and I saw Hand to God

it's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian, Steven Boyer

And then the next night last night I went and I saw a Hand to God

And it's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian, uh, Stephen Boyer

And I was talking him after the show. He mentioned that he I guess we did a show together at the comedy store a long time ago, but everybody in the cast Geneva car Michael Oberholzer hoping said his last name right? We're all fucking hilarious

last night I went and I saw a Hand to God swear to God I saw a Hand to God Bob Saget was in that one and he's like hey why don't you come over and fucking check it out and he crushed it Bob fucking sag it destroyed

it's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian Steven Boyer

everybody in the cast Geneva Carr Michael over Holzer hoping said his last name right we're all fucking hilarious

And then the next night last night I went and I saw a Hand to God

Bob Saget was in that one

And he's like hey, why don't you come over and fucking check it out and he crushed it Bob fucking Saget destroyed

It's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian, uh, Stephen Boyer

and then the next night last night I went and I saw 'Hand to God', swear to God I saw a 'Hand to God'.

Bob Saget was in that one and he's like hey why don't you come over and fucking check it out and he crushed it, Bob fucking Saget destroyed.

it's actually a show written by a stand-up comedian, Steven Boyer.

Geneva Carr, Michael Oberholzer, hoping I said his last name right, we're all fucking hilarious.

I saw In Cold Blood a long time ago with Robert Blake and somebody else, one of the most amazingly shot movies.

Well, I guess Truman Capote wrote the book.

I saw In Cold Blood a long time ago with Robert Blake and somebody else, one of the most amazingly shot movies.

I started watching Capote with the late great Philip Seymour Hoffman. That guy was fucking unbelievable. I was enjoying the hell out of the movie first of all because I saw In Cold Blood a long time ago with Robert Blake and somebody else, one of the most amazingly shot movies.

I saw In Cold Blood a long time ago with Robert Blake And somebody else one of the most amazingly shot movies Well, I guess Truman Capote wrote the book.

I saw In Cold Blood a long time ago with Robert Blake And somebody else one of the most amazingly shot movies Well, I guess Truman Capote wrote the book.

I saw 'In Cold Blood' a long time ago with Robert Blake and somebody else, one of the most amazingly shot movies.

Well, I guess Truman Capote wrote the book.

I saw 'In Cold Blood' a long time ago with Robert Blake and somebody else, one of the most amazingly shot movies... Well, I guess Truman Capote wrote the book.

You ever recapture on the rye Nia? Oh my god.

That's that that fucking thing when he sees that great piano player.

But the guy knows he's great and he's making that face that g.e. Smith thing and it's just like yeah, dude.

You're up your own ass right now. You don't need me and I'm not gonna sit there.

I want you fucking jerk yourself off after you just did something that a bunch of other people have already fucking done it drives me It drives me fucking nuts.

You ever read *Catcher in the Rye*?

That's that that fucking thing when he sees that great piano player, but the guy knows he's great He's making that face that g.e smith thing and it's just like yeah, dude, you're up your own ass right now

You ever recapture on the rye Nia? Oh my god. Fucking cashier in the rye analogy you always make. I'll tell you why because always with The Catcher in the Rye. That's that that fucking thing when he sees that great piano player. But the guy knows he's great and he's making that face that g.e. Smith thing and it's just like yeah, dude. You're up your own ass right now. You don't need me and I'm not gonna sit there.

Oh my god, fucking cashier in the rye analogy you always make.

Always with The Catcher in the Rye.

That's that that fucking thing when he sees that great piano player, but the guy knows he's great and he's making that face that g.e. Smith thing and it's just like yeah, dude, you're up your own ass right now. You don't need me and I'm not gonna sit there I want you fucking jerk yourself off after you just did something that a bunch of other people have already fucking done it drives me It drives me fucking nuts.

You ever recapture on the rye Nia? Oh my god.

Always with The Catcher in the Rye.

That's that that fucking thing when he sees that great piano player.

The coach has on his reading glasses. He's already in the off season. He's going to read catcher in the rye or some shit.

There's a book that I used to read my daughter and I'm now reading my son. And it freaks me out every time I read it. It's called Blueberries for Sal by Robert McCloskey who wrote like Makeway for Ducklings one morning in Maine.

And the book is basically this mother goes with her daughter, Sal, to fucking pick blueberries to can them for the winter so they have something to eat.

She's like three years old, two years old and she's picking blueberries. And on the other side of the hill, there's a mother bear with its cub and they're eating blueberries trying to get fattened up and they both, you know, talking about the relationships they had.

I know how the book goes, but every time the bear turns around looks at the kid, it's going to be it's fattening itself up from the weekend. It's it's going to eat the kid. 100% is going to eat the kid.

She's not even paying... I need not pay attention to your fucking kid that he kid wanders off to that level. It literally... I don't like reading that book.

the other day I was reading Blueberries for Sal

I was reading blueberry Blueberries for Sal a Robert McCloskey book

I got to get his name right, because he's really my, these are going to be books like someday if I live long enough, because I'm an old dad to become a grandfather.

Blueberries for Sal. Blueberries for Sal by Robert McCloskey.

If you just look at the simplicity in that, and one morning in Maine, if you just look at their lives, you know, because the illustrations are incredible.

Blueberries for Sal

and the other day I was reading Blueberries for Sal and you know the whole book by heart now

And they're canning them for what the Cannon for their house, that's right.

I was reading blueberry Blueberries for Sal a Robert McCloskey book

I got to get his name right, because he's really my, these are going to be books like someday if I live long enough, because I'm an old dad to become a grandfather.

Blueberries for Sal by Robert McCloskey.

If you just look at the simplicity in that, and one morning in Maine, if you just look at their lives, you know, because the illustrations are incredible.

Blueberries for Sal yeah

I read that Killing Pablo one time. I had to put the book down like three times. Some of the shit they just said that the guy did.

Now, I don't know if the fucking guy did this shit, but I remember one time hearing that the guy had a party.

And everybody's out there by the pool standing around, you know, and what's his face there? Pablo Escobar standing there, you know, everybody's ignoring the weight that he's putting on as he sits there in his fucking Hager action slacks, you know, seemed to like those.

And they said that he allegedly found one of his, one of the people, you know, one of his, not his, but one of the maids, I don't know what allegedly was stealing.

So they tied this guy's legs together and his arms behind his back and they threw him in the house pool and just watched him drown as everyone was standing there at the party.

I read that uh Killing Pablo one time. I had to put the book down like three times some of the shit they just said that the guy did.

I don't know if the fucking guy did this shit, but I'm a one times hearing that the guy had a party all right, and everybody's out there by the pool standing around, you know and what's his face there? Pablo Escobar standing there, you know.

I read that book. I probably I probably haven't read a lot of good things about South America.

I read that uh Killing Pablo one time. I had to put the book down like three times some of the shit they just said that the guy did.

I read that uh Killing Pablo one time. I had to put the book down like three times some of the shit they just said that the guy did.

I read that book. I probably I probably haven't read a lot of good things about South America

I probably haven't read a lot of good things about South America, yeah, it's cocaine cowboys, it's Nazi war criminals, it's the most perfect asses in the world in Brazil and I don't know, I don't know what else it is, it's the Galapagos Islands, that's arrested abroad, it's the hand of God, Saka moved by that fucking guy, was it Vince Farragamo?

I went down to buy the paper...and the front page of the paper is one of those stories that is so fucking sad, but it's happened to an individual and nobody did it to him. He did it to himself.

So my parents went down. I took him to go see the, uh, To Kill a Mockingbird. My buddy actually got the tickets. It was hilarious.

He highly underrated Jeff Daniels...Absolutely crushed the role. It was fucking amazing.

It's like two hours and 40 minutes long, which I was like, Oh fuck man, this has got to be brutal. And it wasn't, it flew by, it fucking flew by.

So we're watching, we're having a good time. Now, are you familiar with the movie To Kill a Mockingbird? You know, came out a long time ago, Robert Duvall, a young Robert Duvall was in it.

I'm guessing you didn't get a good grade for your seventh grade book report on To Kill a Mockingbird

You know, I am not a trained person and I'm worried at some point someone's going to take my advice, they're going to get punched in the face and I'm going to get sued. So you got to understand that you're talking to a comedian here who's maybe read three books in his life. Two of them had pictures on every other page alright.

So we saw To Kill a Mockingbird starring Jeff Daniels.

He highly underrated Jeff Daniels.

If you're in New York, you get a chance to see it.

It's two hours and 40 minutes long, which I was like, Oh fuck man, this has got to be brutal. And it wasn't, it flew by, it fucking flew by.

This is something you should definitely check out.

I took him to go see the, uh, To Kill a Mockingbird.

He highly underrated Jeff Daniels. You know, people just think he does comedy because I think the first time mainstream people learned about him was dumb and dumber.

Absolutely crushed the role. It was fucking amazing.

If you're in New York, you get a chance to see it.

It's like two hours and 40 minutes long, which I was like, Oh fuck man, this has got to be brutal. And it wasn't, it flew by, it fucking flew by.

I'm guessing you didn't get a good grade for your seventh grade book report on To Kill a Mockingbird

I'm guessing you didn't get a good grade for your seventh grade book report on To Kill a Mockingbird

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War I and it's phenomenal.

...and basically France lost, France straight up lost that war.

...they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the Champs-lyses, right, and not one French person showed up.

It was basically said...something like to never be spoken of, but always thought about. Basically never forget that, don't bring it up.

...the fact that Hitler did it again...it happened again in World War II.

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War I and it's phenomenal.

I knew that France had lost to Germany in World War I or World War II initially, both wars, but I didn't realize that in like 1870 they had had another war and Germany won that one.

Basically, France lost, France straight up lost that war. It wasn't like World War I, World War II, where they got occupied then eventually got him out of there...

Aside from having to give up some land, one of the things...part of this that the treaty in the end is they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the Champs-lyses, right?

It was basically said that...yeah, it was something like to never be spoken of, but always thought about...basically never forget that, don't bring it up...

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War I and it's phenomenal.

I knew that France had lost to Germany in World War I or World War II initially, both wars, but I didn't realize that in like 1870 they had had another war and Germany won that one.

Basically, France lost, France straight-up lost that war...in 1870 they fucking lost and aside from having to give up some land, one of the things, part of this that the treaty in the end is they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the Champs-lyses, right?

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War One and it's phenomenal.

And I knew that France had lost to Germany in World War One and World War Two initially, both wars, but I didn't realize that in like 1870 they had had another war and Germany won that one.

It wasn't like World War One, World War Two where they got occupied and eventually got him out of there...At least I think that's what happened to World War One because I don't know much about that war.

But in 1870 they fucking lost and aside from having to give up some land, one of the things, part of the treaty in the end, is they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the chums it easy, right? And not one French person showed up.

Basically that moment in their history when the Germans drove up Champs-lyses, which I'm sure I'm saying it wrong, it was basically said...something like to never be spoken of, but always thought about. Basically never forget that, don't bring it up.

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War I and it's phenomenal.

...and basically France lost, France straight up lost that war.

...aside from having to give up some land, one of the things, part of the treaty in the end, is they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the chums it easy, right?

...It was basically said...something like, to never be spoken of, but always thought about. Basically, never forget that, don't bring it up.

...the fact that Hitler did it again...as far as I've gotten into that book, The Guns Of August, basically the fucking reason why Germany started the first one...

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War One and it's phenomenal.

I knew that France had lost to Germany in World War One and World War Two initially...both wars, but I didn't realize that in like 1870 they had had another war and Germany won that one.

It wasn't like World War One, World War Two where they got occupied and eventually got him out of there...at least I think that's what happened to World War One because I don't know much about that war.

But in 1870 they fucking lost, and aside from having to give up some land, one of the things...part of the treaty in the end is they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the chums-it-easy, right? And not one French person showed up.

Somebody got me a...gave me this book, The Guns Of August, and it's about World War One and it's phenomenal.

...and basically France lost, France straight up lost that war.

...aside from having to give up some land, one of the things...part of the treaty in the end is they had to let the Germans drive up that street, the chums it easy, right?

...It was basically said...something like to never be spoken of but always thought about. Basically never forget that, don't bring it up. That's how much it hurt them for that to happen.

If Trump wasn't such a fucking dope... I actually think he would be the lesser of two evils But I have to be honest with you There's no way to listen to Donald Trump and not think about Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone

maybe The Dead Zone will be right up there with Who's the guys fuck Christmas addicts set the guy who started the Revolutionary War was he the first guy who was killed Or did he write Scrooge?

If Trump wasn't such a fucking dope... I actually think he would be the lesser of two evils But I have to be honest with you There's no way to listen to Donald Trump and not think about Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone

maybe The Dead Zone will be right up there with...

If Trump wasn't such a fucking dope... I actually think he would be the lesser of two evils But I have to be honest with you There's no way to listen to Donald Trump and not think about Martin Sheen in The Dead Zone

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I Hate Dolphins. Book what the fuck is it?

One of his cartoons has a stick figure they're like stick figures drawing and he's running. It's a father running after his kids with this like acoustic guitar over his head And screaming it's your fault. I'm not a rock star And then one of the little kids running away is going daddy. No

Another one is you got two guys are standing over Another stick figure that's laying on the ground and it looks like it's just blown its brains out And one of the stick figures looks at the other and goes Something like you want to fuck them

He's got two books His other ones call something like Mike Pussy's hungry. I don't know what it is this guy I don't know how to say his fucking name.

Just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedian's name. It's who who who who occur? I don't know hug liquor Dawson and it's spelt H-u-g-l-e-i-k-u-r And his last name is D. A. G. S. S. O. N Man this fucking book is hilarious

He was killing like all the comics. I was with we would just After we did the show we went to dinner and we were Passing the book around laughing our asses off. Let's see I Hate Dolphins There it is a dolphin's Book where the fuck is it?

One of his cartoons has a stick figure They're like stick figures drawings, and he's running. It's a it's a father running after his kids with this like acoustic guitar over his head and Screaming it's your fault. I'm not a rock star and then one of the little kids running away is going daddy no And it's just Another one is you got two guys are standing over another stick figure that's laying on the ground and it looks like it's just blown its brains out and one of the stick figures looks at the other and goes Something like you want to fuck him It's just the darkest Sickest shit.

He's got two books His other ones called something like my pussy's hungry. I don't know what it is this guy I don't know how to say his fucking name. It's Just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedians name. It's Who who who look her? I don't know hug liquor Doxon and it's spelt H-u-g-l-e-i-k-u-r And his last name is d-a-g-s-s-o-n And man this fucking book is hilarious Half the shit that's funny as you look at it you laugh and then you hand it to your friend and he's looking at it his you know, You read what it says and you got to kind of look at the picture and put it together.

I just sat down the recorder hang on. I'm gonna look. I'm gonna look it up right now I gotta find this because it's fucking hilarious. He was killing like all the comics. I was with we would just After we did the show we went to dinner and we were Passing the book around laughing our asses off. Let's see I Hate Dolphins There it is a dolphin's Book where the fuck is it? Come on, man. It came up. I saw when it came up hold on. I mean what one of his One of his cartoons there it is One of his cartoons has a stick figure They're like stick figures drawings, and he's running. It's a it's a father running after his kids with this like acoustic guitar over his head and Screaming it's your fault. I'm not a rock star and then one of the little kids running away is going daddy no And it's just Another one is you got two guys are standing over another stick figure that's laying on the ground and it looks like it's just blown its brains out and one of the stick figures looks at the other and goes Something like you want to fuck him It's just the darkest Sickest shit. He's got two books His other ones called something like my pussy's hungry. I don't know what it is this guy I don't know how to say his fucking name. It's Just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedians name. It's Who who who look her? I don't know hug liquor Doxon and it's spelt H-u-g-l-e-i-k-u-r And his last name is d-a-g-s-s-o-n And man this fucking book is hilarious Half the shit that's funny as you look at it you laugh and then you hand it to your friend and he's looking at it his you know, You read what it says and you got to kind of look at the picture and put it together. So watching your friend taking in the joke is is is I think it's even more enjoyable, but He was fucking funny, man he broke my balls when he brought me up like switched into English and I Forgot him on what the fuck he was saying. It was just great

I Hate Dolphins Book what the fuck is it?

He's got two books His other ones call something like Mike Pussy's hungry.

It's Just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedian's name.

It's Hugleikur Dawson and it's spelt H-u-g-l-e-i-k-u-r and his last name is D. A. G. S. S. O. N

Man this fucking book is hilarious Have to shit that's funny as you look at it you laugh and then you hand it to your friend and he's looking at it He's you know, you read what it says and you got to kind of look at the picture and put it together so watching Your friend taking in the joke is is I think it's even more enjoyable but He was fucking funny man.

If you like something absolutely just completely sick and twisted

I Hate Dolphins book what the fuck is it?

One of his cartoons has a stick figure they're like stick figures drawing and he's running. It's a father running after his kids with this like acoustic guitar over his head And screaming it's your fault. I'm not a rock star And then one of the little kids running away is going daddy. No

Another one is you got two guys are standing over Another stick figure that's laying on the ground and it looks like it's just blown its brains out And one of the stick figures looks at the other and goes Something like you want to fuck them

He's got two books His other ones call something like Mike Pussy's hungry. I don't know what it is this guy I don't know how to say his fucking name. It's Just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedian's name. It's who who who who occur? I don't know hug liquor Dawson and it's spelt H-u-g-l-e-i-k-u-r And his last name is D. A. G. S. S. O. N

I Hate Dolphins Book what the fuck is it?

One of his cartoons has a stick figure they're like stick figures drawing and he's running. It's a father running after his kids with this like acoustic guitar over his head And screaming it's your fault. I'm not a rock star And then one of the little kids running away is going daddy. No

Another one is you got two guys are standing over Another stick figure that's laying on the ground and it looks like it's just blown its brains out And one of the stick figures looks at the other and goes Something like you want to fuck them

He's got two books His other ones call something like Mike Pussy's hungry. I don't know what it is this guy I don't know how to say his fucking name.

Just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedian's name. It's who who who who occur? I don't know hug liquor Dawson and it's spelt H-u-g-l-e-i-k-u-r And his last name is D. A. G. S. S. O. N Man this fucking book is hilarious

If you like something absolutely just completely sick and twisted...

I Hate Dolphins. Book. What the fuck is it?

He's got two books. His other ones call something like Mike Pussy's hungry. I don't know what it is. This guy I don't know how to say his fucking name. It's just search I Hate Dolphins and the comedian's name.

Man, this fucking book is hilarious.

He was fucking funny man.

So I told you somebody gave me this book David Lee Roth's book that came out in the late 90s Crazy from the Heat. I gotta tell you this is a fucking killer book man

What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a content Michael Anthony and Alex and all that he definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing With the ending of that God knows they trashed him enough, but a lot of it is he's describing what it's like to be on the road

Right now he's talking about the extensive travel that he's done Talking about he ended a tour in 83 with Van Halen in Argentina So he's with this security guy big Ed Not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy big Ed and he's like well, you know we kind of have to go past The the Amazon To get back to LA. Why don't we go there?

And big Ed was like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Africa and David Lee's just like all right close enough whatever so they he talks about Just like Dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking Down the river up the river whatever he's doing getting dysentery feeling like he's gonna die having 12 second convulsions This is a fucking rock star who the hell does this shit man?

It's really if really amazing and now when I put down the book this morning. He was about ready to go up He was in the Himalayas Going through the valley approaching Mount Everest

I gotta tell you this is a fucking killer book man What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a cunt and Michael Anthony and Alex and all that. He definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing With the ending of that God knows they trashed him enough, but a lot of it is he's describing what it's like to be on the road and right now he's talking about the extensive travel that he's done Talking about he ended a tour in 83 with Van Halen in Argentina So he's with his security guy Big Ed not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy Big Ed and he's like well, you know We kind of have to go past the the Amazon To get back to LA. Why don't we go there? And Big Ed was like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Africa and David Lee's just like alright close enough whatever so they he talks about just like Dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking down the river up the river whatever he's doing getting dysentery feeling like he's gonna die having 12-second convulsions This is a fucking rock star who the hell does this shit man?

He has this great theory of like, you know because he's a night guy that he's seen all these great cities He always brings his bicycle on tour and he rides a bike through the city at night And he said you really get to see the city and feel the spirits of the city and I was thinking fuck man I maybe I told you this last week is I kind of had that moment when I was sitting there outside the Vatican

I gotta tell you this is a fucking killer book man What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a cunt and Michael Anthony and Alex and all that. He definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing With the ending of that God knows they trashed him enough, but a lot of it is he's describing what it's like to be on the road and right now he's talking about the extensive travel that he's done Talking about he ended a tour in 83 with Van Halen in Argentina So he's with his security guy Big Ed Not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy Big Ed and he's like well, you know We kind of have to go past the the Amazon To get back to LA. Why don't we go there? And Big Ed was like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Africa and David Lee's just like alright close enough whatever so they he talks about just like Dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking Down the river up the river whatever he's doing getting dysentery feeling like he's gonna die having 12-second convulsions This is a fucking rock star who the hell does this shit man?

It's really if really amazing and when I put down the book this morning, he was about ready to go up He was in the Himalayas Going through the valley approaching Mount Everest He has this great theory of like, you know because he's a night guy that he's seen all these great cities He always brings his bicycle on tour and he rides a bike through the city at night And he said you really get to see the city and feel the spirits of the city and I was thinking fuck man I maybe I told you this last week is I kind of had that moment when I was sitting there outside the Vatican

So I told you somebody gave me this book David Lee Roth's book that came out in the late 90s Crazy from the Heat.

I gotta tell you this is a fucking killer book man What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a content Michael Anthony and Alex and all that he definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing With the ending of that God knows they trashed him enough, but a lot of it is he's describing what it's like to be on the road and Right now he's talking about the extensive travel that he's done Talking about he ended a tour in 83 with Van Halen in Argentina

So he's with this security guy big Ed Not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy big Ed and he's like well, you know we kind of have to go past The the Amazon To get back to LA. Why don't we go there? And big Ed was like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Africa and David Lee's just like all right close enough whatever so they he talks about Just like Dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking Down the river up the river whatever he's doing getting dysentery feeling like he's gonna die having 12 second convulsions This is a fucking rock star who the hell does this shit man?

It's really if really amazing and now when I put down the book this morning. He was about ready to go up He was in the Himalayas Going through the valley approaching Mount Everest He's he has this great theory of like, you know because he's he's a night guy that he's seen all these great cities He always brings his bicycle on tour and he rides a bike through the city at night And he said you really get to see the city and feel the spirits of the city

I've been reading when I was in Scotland So I told you somebody gave me this book David Lee Roth's book that came out in the late 90s Crazy from the Heat. I gotta tell you this is a fucking killer book man

What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a content Michael Anthony and Alex and all that he definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing With the ending of that God knows they trashed him enough, but a lot of it is he's describing what it's like to be on the road

So he's with this security guy big Ed Not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy big Ed and he's like well, you know we kind of have to go past The the Amazon To get back to LA. Why don't we go there? And big Ed was like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Africa and David Lee's just like all right close enough whatever so they he talks about Just like Dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking Down the river up the river whatever he's doing getting dysentery feeling like he's gonna die having 12 second convulsions

This is a fucking rock star who the hell does this shit man?

He's he has this great theory of like, you know because he's he's a night guy that he's seen all these great cities He always brings his bicycle on tour and he rides a bike through the city at night And he said you really get to see the city and feel the spirits of the city

So I told you somebody gave me this book David Lee Roth's book that came out in the late 90s Crazy from the Heat. I gotta tell you this is a fucking killer book man

What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a content Michael Anthony and Alex and all that he definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing With the ending of that God knows they trashed him enough, but a lot of it is he's describing what it's like to be on the road

Right now he's talking about the extensive travel that he's done Talking about he ended a tour in 83 with Van Halen in Argentina So he's with this security guy big Ed Not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy big Ed and he's like well, you know we kind of have to go past The the Amazon To get back to LA. Why don't we go there?

And big Ed was like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Africa and David Lee's just like all right close enough whatever so they he talks about Just like Dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking Down the river up the river whatever he's doing getting dysentery feeling like he's gonna die having 12 second convulsions This is a fucking rock star who the hell does this shit man?

He's he has this great theory of like, you know because he's he's a night guy that he's seen all these great cities He always brings his bicycle on tour and he rides a bike through the city at night And he said you really get to see the city and feel the spirits of the city and I was thinking fuck man I maybe I told you this last week is I kind of had that moment when I was sitting there outside the Vatican

So I told you somebody gave me this book, David Lee Roth's book that came out in the late 90s, Crazy from the Heat.

What I love about it is he's not dishing a bunch of dirt about Van Halen and going Eddie's a cunt, Michael Anthony and Alex and all that. He definitely takes a shot here or there, but he went through a real painful fucking thing with the ending of that.

So he's with this security guy, Big Ed, not to be confused with Eddie Van Halen. This is a different guy, Big Ed. And he's like, well, you know, we kind of have to go past the the Amazon to get back to LA. Why don't we go there?

Just like dropping a boat into the Amazon River and going fucking down the river, up the river, whatever he's doing, getting dysentery, feeling like he's gonna die, having 12-second convulsions. This is a fucking rock star. Who the hell does this shit man?

He's he has this great theory of like, you know, because he's he's a night guy that he's seen all these great cities. He always brings his bicycle on tour and he rides a bike through the city at night.

I just read a book about Wilmington, North Carolina.

It's called Wilmington's Lie.

It's not good for tourism.

The insurrection of 1892.

I recommend Wilmington's Lie, The Insurrection of 1892 and the Rise of White Supremacy and Mary Lynn Ricecup Famish.

I Did read a I read a book this year Wilmington's lie, you got to check that one out which is now

It was called Wilmington's Lie the insurrection of 1892 and the rise of white supremacy made everything So much shit makes sense about how the fuck we got to this point where two people can't talk without screaming and yelling at each other and And all that stuff right right to the insurrection the whole fucking thing right it's like oh, oh Really?

I just read a book about Wilmington, North Carolina.

It's called Wilmington's lie. The insurrection of 1892. It's actually, it makes now, it makes a lot of what's going on.

It's I highly recommend it.

Oprah Winfrey has a book club so do I. I recommend Wilmington's Lie: The Insurrection of 1892 and the Rise of White Supremacy and Mary Lynn Ricecup, Famish.

I Did read a I read a book this year Wilmington's lie, you got to check that one out which is now

So he opened with that And then everybody was just like oh my god, this is fucking amazing but blah blah blah blah blah not understanding the terms with which he he did that act and then They thought he was gonna be cool and all of that and then he just fucking turned it around on him

It was basically saying why the fuck should I as a black man give a fuck about you? Cuz where were all you gay people? During the Watts riot and he slowly You know a few people understood what he was saying being like, all right fair enough And by the end the crowd hated him and fucking booed him

It sounded incredible It sounded like a Fucking unbelievable just one of those things the crowd is booing you because they know you're right

I think it was I was down the comedy store Something came about where it was like an anniversary of his death and they told that story. I was like wow

I've gotten back into reading everybody. And by reading, I mean, I just like reading autobiographies. Right now I'm reading this. Actually, the book about Richard Pryor that was fucking amazing that I started.

So he opened with that And then everybody was just like oh my god, this is fucking amazing but blah blah blah blah blah not understanding the terms with which he he did that act and then They thought he was gonna be cool and all of that and then he just fucking turned it around on him

I've gotten back into reading everybody and by reading I mean, I just I just like reading autobiographies right now. I'm reading this Actually the book about Richard Pryor that was fucking amazing that I started and I'm you know, I got ADD

I've gotten back into reading everybody and by reading I mean, I just I just like reading autobiographies right now. I'm reading this Actually the book about Richard Pryor that was fucking amazing that I started and I'm you know, I got ADD

I've gotten back into reading everybody and by reading I mean, I just I just like reading autobiographies right now. I'm reading this Actually the book about Richard Pryor that was fucking amazing that I started and I'm you know, I got ADD

One Morning in Maine

It was Robert McCloskey. Whatever the hell his name is.

In One Morning in Maine, Sal's a little bit older and now has a baby sister, Jane, and she wakes up and her tooth is loose.

all these stories by the way that robert mccloskey guy no who's a make way for ducklings fucking uh one one morning and one day in maine what is it the books yeah

One Morning in Maine make way for ducklings

It was a much simpler time. It was a much simpler time.

In One Morning in Maine, Sal's a little bit older and now has a baby sister, Jane, and she wakes up and her tooth is loose.

all these stories by the way that robert mccloskey guy no who's a make way for ducklings fucking uh one one morning and one day in maine what is it the books yeah

I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad and undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy by James. I don't know if that's Rock Kells or Rachel's.

I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad an undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy By james. I don't know if that's rachels or rachel's

I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad an undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy By james. I don't know if that's rachels or rachel's

I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad and undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy by James, I don't know if that's Rock Kells or Rachel's.

I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad and undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy by James, I don't know if that's Rock Kells or Rachel's.

I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad an undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy By james. I don't know if that's rachels or rachel's

But I recommend an excellent text used in an intro to undergrad an undergrad ethics course called the elements of moral philosophy By james. I don't know if that's rachels or rachel's

I trashed World War Z Before it came out the second I saw the rating was PG 13

I absolutely loved it.

I feel the PG 13 rating helped it

was a fucking great movie.

I Highly recommend it.

I trashed World War Z before it came out the second I saw the rating was PG 13 if you remember from a couple of weeks back. I said basically that the end of the world is not PG 13 It's like NC 17 if not 18 if that's if that's actually a rating

But I actually went out and I saw World War Z and I gotta tell you something I absolutely loved it. Not only did I love it, I feel the PG 13 rating helped it

World Wars II did it Brad Pitt was awesome So my apologies to Bradley Pitt pride of Missouri and anybody else connected with World War Z was a fucking great movie.

I highly recommend it.

I trashed World War Z Before it came out the second I saw the rating was PG 13

I absolutely loved it. Not only did I love it, I feel the PG 13 rating helped it

was a fucking great movie. I Highly recommend it.

I trashed World War Z Before it came out the second I saw the rating was PG 13

I absolutely loved it.

I feel the PG 13 rating helped it

was a fucking great movie.

I Highly recommend it.

I was actually wrong about that World War Z is a great fucking movie

I trashed World War Z Before it came out the second I saw the rating was PG 13 if you remember from a couple of weeks back I Said basically that the end of the world is not PG 13

I absolutely loved it. Not only did I love it. I feel the PG 13 rating helped it

Brad Pitt was awesome so my apologies to Bradley Pitt pride of Missouri and anybody else connected with World War Z was a fucking great movie.

I Highly recommend it.

You know, I bet it's a wonderful book. You know, it's just that you got to sit down and read all three of them.

And it was standing there and of course there's some broad there who like you're supposed to respect but for no fucking reason at all She's showing way too much skin.

Is that really the Lord of all horses? You fucking senile old coot The fuck is wrong with you and not to mention subtly racist Why is the Lord of all horses is white as fucking chalk, huh?

How come how come it couldn't been like one of those Arabian horses, you know jet black with the sun shining off the side Seeing all the muskles

And the Ricky Schroeder who got fucked by Spock is like Yeah, I don't know what he said. What if is up with that if I don't know what he said and the fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi guy goes Oh, that's so and so the Lord of all horses

would you rather be a simple nerd living on a small budget, enjoying his life of board games, Lord of the Ring and rings and nerd books in a one bedroom apartment in a small town and a simple job at the grocery store with no excitement but complete comfort and peace.

Would you rather be a simple nerd living on a small budget, enjoying his life of board games, Lord of the Ring and rings and nerd books in a one bedroom apartment in a small town and a simple job at the grocery store with no excitement but complete comfort and peace.

Lord of the Rings actually watched a little bit of that shit.

You know, I bet it's a wonderful book You know, it's just that you got to sit down and read all three of them.

Is that really the Lord of all horses? You fucking senile old coot The fuck is wrong with you and not to mention subtly racist Why is the Lord of all horses is white as fucking chalk, huh?

Why isn't all white horse the Lord of all horses? Is that racist to do that Or for other horses and like ponies You know horses and ponies would never get along Black horses we make in front of the point with the ponies.

I'm like I'm gonna give it a shot here I'm gonna try You know or at the very least get a couple more references for my podcast

You know, I bet it's a wonderful book You know, it's just that you got to sit down and read all three of them.

Is that from fucking Lord of the Rings?

I found out the other day that Led Zeppelin was really into Lord of the Rings.

I bet it's a wonderful book. You know, it's just that you got to sit down and read all three of them.

I found out the other day that Led Zeppelin was really into Lord of the Rings. I didn't realize that when they were singing about all that shit cuz in the darkest depths of mortar. Is that from fucking Lord of the Rings?

Thank you to whoever brought me the Ken Burns 'The War' on DVD that was ridiculously generous of you.

I will be watching that once again the second I get through all of Ken Burns' the rest of them.

If you haven't seen it, if you're like me and you're late to the party, dude, like that's my recommendation for the week.

It's a seven-parter on World War II. Each one's about an hour and 50 minutes long.

It's effortless to watch this thing other than the amount of times you have to hit pause and go, Jesus Christ, I haven't done shit with my life.

It really ties the whole war together where for me, I've always seen like, they'll always do stuff on it on the History Channel that they'll be talking about the war in the Pacific or they'll talk about the Blitzkrieg or they'll talk about D-Day and occasionally they'll talk about Northern Africa.

It's un-fucking-real what, ah Jesus, I'm too stupid to fucking just go watch the goddamn thing.

If you haven't seen it, if you're like me and you're late to the party, dude, like that's my recommendation for the week.

It's a seven-parter on World War II. Each one's about an hour and 50 minutes long.

It really ties the whole war together where for me, I've always seen like, they'll always do stuff on it on the History Channel that they'll be talking about the war in the Pacific or they'll talk about the Blitzkrieg or they'll talk about D-Day and occasionally they'll talk about Northern Africa.

It would be like, what the fuck was that movie that they showed and they showed it backwards and the guy tattooed shit on his arm?

It's just, it's un-fucking-real what, ah Jesus, I'm too stupid to fucking just go watch the goddamn thing.

I don't I I never think about World War two until I come over here. I watched that Ken Burns the war Which is like a 90 Fucking part one out each each one was like one hour long About the war and every time I fly over here.

I got into...started watchingKen Burns The War.

it's a seven part on World War two.

just it's effortless to watch this thing other than the amount of times you have to hit pause and go Jesus Christ I haven't done shit with my life that's what it makes me feel like.

it really ties the whole war together where for me I've always seen like they'll always do stuff on it on the history channel that they'll be talking about the war in the Pacific or they'll talk about the blitzkrieg or they'll talk about D-Day and occasionally they'll talk about northern Africa but this thing kinda goes in chronological order of the whole damn thing.

I got into...went on Netflix and I started watching...Ken Burns The War...if you haven't seen it if you like me and you're late to the party dude like that's my recommendation for the week it's a seven pot on World War two.

it's effortless to watch this thing other than the amount of times you have to hit pause and go Jesus Christ I haven't done shit with my life that's what it makes me feel like I can't even begin to...you just gotta watch it.

He starts reading all those books, like "The Art of War" and all this shit.

You know something? I don't need to be belittled on my own fucking podcast.

I've been reading the Art of War.

He starts reading all those books The Art of War and all this shit

I've been reading The Art of War.

He starts reading all those books The Art of War and all his shit