Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

They say, like, like in my book, you'll never blue ball this town again.

I date a bunch of guys.

And besides changing the person's name, she's it's like don't go from Brian to Brad.

Go from Brian to Paul.

And if he's a he is if he's an eye doctor in Santa Monica, make him a foot doctor in the Hollywood Hills.

Like, don't or don't even make him a doctor.

I have actually written about this book in my book which I can't remember which book it was either My Appropriat Light or You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again because it was the sweetest book I ever wrote in my life.

And it is a New York Times bestseller and it is about how I found myself still 27 and a virgin.

And it wasn't a religious thing. It was a little bit in that, like my mom, you know, we were Catholic and it was like, you should be a good Catholic and you shouldn't have sex before you're married because God forbid you get pregnant and then you're stuck and da da da.

But after a certain point, it wasn't that. It was just like, I couldn't find a boyfriend. And when I would kind of like a guy, then I'd be like, well, I want to make sure this is my boyfriend because I've waited this long. So I don't want to just like have sex with this guy I never hear from again.

But then those people were so used to not waiting more than two or three dates that then by the third date of me not having sex with them, they just figured I didn't like him and then they dumped me. And I'd be like, what happened?

My book is called You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again.

And the other thing I wanna say is, there's this way of where people say, hey, if you're manifesting a beautiful house, you know, the way to secret and manifest stuff is, go look at houses, go get in a car.

I always talk about the secret, you know, about the secret and manifesting things.

I'm wearing my keep dreaming work the secret sweatshirt

And then she reveals that her mom was an abusive stage mother, which reminds me very much of the Jeanette McCready book in which she said, I'm glad my mother died.

And she said, oh, my mom hit me with this hairbrush that's character Lily Rose did to get me to perform.

Even with Jeanette McCurdy's book. Yes. She did a great book yeah.

They wanted to give her $300,000 to sign something when the show ended that she would never talk about Nickelodeon or Dan Schneider.

So in the book she calls him the creator but, and I'm sure that he did it because he had a food fetish.

And she even said, God, at one point I was like, what was I thinking?

And it's really interesting because it's like, it's that whole child star thing.

And she gets her, she's supposed to have her own spinoff show. Instead, they put her with another star and it's called Cat and Sam and she's the lead.

And she starts to talk about this in her book. And then the book is called I'm Glad My Mom Died.

And she had some mental, some physical things like cancer and she did pass away.

She's very candid about how jealous she was of Ariana Grande, who at that time wasn't the musical superstar that she is today.

She's like, I'm jealous about this because I come from nothing. She comes from Boca Raton. Her mother buys her Gucci bags. She's had all these opportunities.

I think it's pretty much, is what he was saying. The book is like a tease. It's not blackmail against the monarchy, but it's like, 'don't play with me'. This is the warm up.

It showed how well his books can do. It shows people do care what he says.

And it's kind of like they know what he knows and he's not going there.

It looks like, oh, he's breaking up. He's causing all this drama. But they know he's just doing the like, you know, oh, like I have my frozen penis stuff, you know, like stuff like that.

Oh, I think I always go back to like why Harry bounce so fast if he knows like what, you know, because once the blood stuff comes out, it's a wrap, you know, like the adrenochrome level.

It is the number one most successful nonfiction book that has ever been sold.

He is the only royal in the history of royals who has actually done his own memoir, you know, where someone else was writing it without their consent.

I think we're all sick of hearing about his frostbitten penis. I don't think anyone needed to know that he and his brother were not circumcised.

Harry's book comes out in January.

I think that's going to set the tone for the next chapter of this whole Megan and Harry thing, because I think it's going to really disrupt the Royals. I think he's going to get a little too, uh, what's the word? Uh, honest.

He wrote breakfast at Tiffany's in cold blood.

This takes place between like 1958 and 1984 about this writer's life. He was gay and at the time, I guess you couldn't be out but basically he was out as a gay man and he makes friends with the, he seeks out the wealthiest socialites that women just admire, great fashion, great. And befriends them and then horribly betrays them by making up lies about a couple of them but then also sharing their secrets in an article that he puts out without warning or anything.

It's a classic book. It's from the 90s. It's called The Rules.

It was a book. I think it was an article.

I guess they did the rules to get married.

They created the rules.

But when we were talking about... I'm pro Meghan. Yeah, that she... Which totally makes sense because now there's been stories where she gave some young girl a book on how to catch a guy and would study books like that, whether it was the Rules or men like bitches or whatever,

He wrote Breakfast at Tiffany's in cold blood.

He wrote Breakfast of Tiffany's.

He wrote In Cold Blood.

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I always found her fascinating. Her book was so good.

So many of the things that she said in that book were later proved to be true.

If you ever get a chance to get your hold on your hands on her book, you should read it.

It's really good.

And her book was one of the books I read the minute it came out.

I love Connie Britain. I go, but you were, you were 35 and you look 25, so I was like, are you at all annoyed that like, and she and I, I had reached out to Faye like, would you ever, would you like to come on?

And I go, I said, don't, then forget it, like I'm not here to give anyone a stomach ache or stress them out, you know, I'm like, I just, I just wanted the world to know that you were truthful.

Well Faye was like, no, she was really trying to like, really be gone from him and really try to do her own thing, and it was um, yeah yeah, I mean, they were, they were a meshed, you know, I mean, I have a divorce in my life, like you know, that's what happens when, yeah, mine is separate, but you know, they were a meshed and they, they were trying to co-parent and they, you know, there was just a lot going on, and I can't even imagine how you function in that on top of being in a relationship with someone who's so physically and verbally and emotionally abusive to you, you know, and how you, and while you had so, when you when all this went down with your brother, you did have a boyfriend like how did that happen? I mean, I mean, how did that play out, I would imagine that would have been very hard to keep that relationship going.

Humus is that tiger pronouncing memoir call call me and we're not strong and claim that its total income is estimated to be less than 25,000.

And that has only brought in 25,000 dollars because I guess people really were not that interested in her book.

What was that? Say my name. Call Me by Your Name.

That movie had, was every 50 year old gay man's fantasy because it took place in the 80s.

So Rebel Rising, Rebel Wilson's book. By the way, she looks really good on the cover.

So the latest story coming out of this book. I don't know when is this book coming out? Maybe it came out already. But this story is she got invited to a Hollywood party by a tech billionaire and a royal was there.

A male royal was there. And at this party, there were, you know, women, naked women or and like girls dressed up like mermaids.

And they were like men, I don't know, jousting, but they were like naked. And then the there was drugs being passed around in which she didn't participate.

And she was a virgin at the time, a virgin. So at the time, and they were like, OK, you know, now that part of the night is coming where we're going to whatever, have the orgies. That's why they're passing around the drugs, because it helps with the orgies, I guess. And and then I guess she left because she didn't participate.

Rebel Wilson who has her book out I think it's maybe out tomorrow or maybe it's out this week.

So the dog's crazy barking is what set the timeline and would he have enough time to do that crime based on the dog barking? Get to his house on Rocky hand, get changes closed, jump over the fence, get into the room, changes clothes and get to the limo, which the limo said he was late.

And basically the books was him saying, if I did it, this is how I would do it.

And it was like this create this like fantasy weird story where he had this friend, OJ had this friend that was with him and people were like, who's the friend? Is it his older child? What is this?

And most people said, I think it's his alter ego.

And also one thing Kim said in the interview with me so many years ago is they went on Oprah, uh, she and her dad and talked about all of this. And it was like that night or the next day that OJ went and broke into the hotel room and held the guy hostage to get his memorabilia back.

And what was interesting about Faye Resnick's book, and I've said this after 20 years later, when you read it, there was another documentary that ESPN did, 30 for 30, that was truly, if you go back to Faye Resnick's book, everything she fucking said was true.

I remember being at like Barnes and Noble and picking it up and like didn't buy it, so don't worry, I didn't buy it, but I did look through it, and I was going, this is so weird, who writes this book?

The premise of the book was it was from OJ saying I didn't do it, but if I did it, this is this fantasy of a story that may have happened.

He was the most bizarre thing with a knife in his hand covered in blood, so I'm confused.

And then he realized what he was dealing with, and so but we ended up, was he just, was that like, so was that just terrifying for him to be like in a hotel room with him or wherever they met so that he could like get the story down like yeah.

This was about her sister, Megan.

Megan's like, I didn't really grow up with these people. They were like 18 and 20 when I was born, whatever.

Samantha Markle, the older sister, is saying that because Meghan said in the Santa Barbara Oprah interview that her sister wasn't always Samantha Markle, that she took back the Markle last name once she became famous.

so she's kind of like to Oprah like so be think you know put the dots together of like why this sister's after me and so is the sister's claiming defamation or what yes so and she and she said because of that nobody bought my book.

but Samantha Markle Diary of a Princess Pushy's Sister she would have to prove basically

Meg throughout okay and Megan calls Samantha babe throughout that's her nickname that the whole family called her babe called Samantha babe okay and so basically she says real nasty things now they grew up in Woodland Hills which is where I'm from and she called it like one of the chapters was you really did your research the shady bunch of Woodland Hills.

she goes on to make such a big deal and and my private all-girl high school which Meghan went to one to a mackerel heart okay and she's saying little starchy things Samantha she's like wow I would have thought going to an all-girl Catholic high school that she would have some compassion and be nice but she just wasn't like throughout the whole thing she's saying Meghan Markle was just very particular.

He writes his book it's pretty unoriginal

His book was bad.

It's just like his second book, how many books is that?

He writes about how to improve your relationships, no one ever bothered to ask why a monk who took a vow of celibacy would be an authority on relationships.

So little of what was in the book pertained to his experience as a monk. I was like, well if that's his origin story, if that's his basis for his authority, where is it? Why isn't it in the book? It's all just pop-psychology and that's just taken from all these other sources and put in the book.

He was a monk and he wrote a book, Think Like a Monk.

And he's a really good looking Indian man with piercing light blue eyes.

He's written numerous books.

I've read the book.

He wasn't giving Tony Robbins credit for it.

Well, it's the cover of my book, which also came out in 2013, My Inappropriate Life.

It was about me being a mom on TV, living in the valley.

Also did audio versions of both of them.

They, what's that book? Women are from Mars. Mars, yeah, it's so true.

Or better from Mars, or better from Venus.

Yeah. It's so true. People do not have the capacity to understand other people's thinking or communication.

Just like men could read stuff on how to get a girl like you. It totally... There is stuff you can learn if it doesn't come naturally to you.

And then he would push the, he would use that to actually hurt them.

And then they would do it. And then all, and then a lot of them would find out that he was seeing somebody else.

Hey, I liked 50 Shades of Grey. This shouldn't be so hard.

and his crazy dms to these girls saying I want to um take one of your ribs and barbecue and eat it she's like wow well I wonder if anything happened to him because who knows is weird stuff so then they do the documentary and I it's my prediction now that he will work again okay I just think you're watching this and it's like these girls dated him and you know and yeah he wrote nasty stuff and he was into like the 50 shades of gray stuff right he's like a centric kind of more like that I mean I think they were traumatized I truly believe they were traumatized put into the show but I'm saying as someone watching it yeah you're kind of like okay you know you're the one that like you know agreed to step into this relationship and it was really hard because as they're trying to do the documentary they're like but we also want to respect people that are into S&M and kinks and fetish and that's not this this is someone using that to actually abuse women is what they were trying to say meanwhile he had this beautiful wife was he married when he was doing all this yes okay but I think you know when he was with these girls I think they were separated

Jay's new book was coming out in either late 2022 or very early 2023. So either, you know, December 2022 or January 2023.

He has his book, Eight Rules of Love, it's all about relationships and how to improve your relationships.

He didn't really have an answer for her, he just kind of spoke in circles.