Monday Morning Podcast

I mean Dick Gregory wrote a whole bunch of books on this type of shit, right?

but really it's going to be an intern who's being you know, who's working there for free and also part-time reads those books for Oprah's book club so she can come on TV and acts like she fucking reads a 400 page book every fucking week.

but really it's going to be an intern who's being, you know, who's working there for free and also part-time reads those books for Oprah's book club so she can come on TV and acts like she fucking reads a 400 page book every fucking week.

Just trying to you know, I saw the killing killing was great then I blew through that cuz it's fucking Netflix, right? They got all of them They turn you into a junkie

I'm still working my way through the first season of "The Killing"

It's not Snoop, it's not Snoop Dogg, it's Dr. Dre and the CD is The Chronic

It's not Snoop, it's not Snoop Dogg, it's Dr. Dre and the CD is The Chronic

P.S. Check out Matt Taibbi's book, Hate Inc., pronounced T-I-E-B-E. Okay. T-I-E-B-E-E. You didn't capitalize any of it so I don't know what it's stress. It's all about that culture war being propped up by news outlets for money.

P.S. Check out Matt Taibbi's book, Hate Inc., pronounced T-I-E-B-E. Okay. T-I-E-E-E-B-E-E. You didn't capitalize any of it so I don't know what it's stress. It's all about that culture war being propped up by news outlets for money.

Then he had to write a book saying, I Am Not Spock.

Then he had to write a book saying, I Am Not Spock.

On a completely unrelated note, just watched Old Dads, found it pretty entertaining.

I've been trying to stop, but like, I feel like my touring schedule and getting ready to promote old dads and all of that.

I think you need to read a go buy a book uh called how to fucking do a kool-aid prank because you went too far

You ever heard of The Giving Tree? The sequel is the caring whore

You ever heard of The Giving Tree? The sequel is the caring whore

That's not true because I read All Quiet on the Western Front and that was amazing, you know, I need planes I need machine guns in Bombs and I can fucking read about a war.

That's not true because I read All Quiet on the Western Front and that was amazing, you know, I need planes I need machine guns in Bombs and I can fucking read about a war. It's weird.

I would cast Andrew Dice Clay in it in some way shape or form, maybe in the Andrew McCarthy role.

He's laughing at this right now. Like, don't you think Dice Clay?

You have the look for it. You've got the look.

I would cast Andrew Dice Clay in it in some way shape or form, maybe in the Andrew McCarthy role.

He's laughing at this right now, like don't you think Dice?

I feel like he would be great and something like that, you have the look for it, you've got the look.

I'm reading Matthew McConaughey's book, Green Lads and I've been thinking how great it would be to hear old Billy's memoir.

I'm reading Matthew McConaughey's book, Green Lads, and I've been thinking how great it would be to hear old Billy's memoir.

I highly recommend buying the sports illustrated this week that has both of the Harbaugh brothers, how the fuck you say their names on the cover?

They got this great article where they break down the game at a level that I wish I knew more of.

They got this thing in there remember what the fuck his name was gonna say hammerlick been watching too much fucking hockey what's the name of the uh cam cameron the fuck's the name of the quarterback? Kaepernick.

...they were breaking down that play trying to see if they would be able to run it and they it's called the the zone read and they run it out of the the pistol alignment how cool is that which is basically the shotgun formation but you're closer to the center so they call it the pistol alignment you got a tail back right behind you...

...and the point where you're holding the ball almost giving it to tail back but not really but maybe you're gonna that's called the mesh point I wish I knew this shit I really did but they have like 10 pages on this shit talking about the Ravens defense their running game and was absolutely fascinating so much better than watching ESPN...

I highly recommend buying the sports illustrated this week that has both of the Harbaugh brothers, how the fuck you say their names on the cover?

They got this great article where they break down the game at a level that I wish I knew more of.

so much better than watching ESPN and watching harm Edward screaming or that guy with the hair in the cold pizza yelling

I'm really being a nerd right now because I'm basically saying the book is better than the movie but I highly recommend reading that shit

I know V for Vendetta.

I am a new listener within the last two years. I know V for Vendetta.

I actually got a bunch of emails and everyone was complimentary of my acting.

I thought it looked all right

You should just watch it because it's a great show. The acting is amazing. Everybody involved Is a genius.

Anybody else watching Breaking Bad I can't believe I've been watching it for three fucking seasons and I haven't I haven't I haven't really talked about it I fucking love it it's a god damn it's a great show

I'm reading this book about uh, you know the code in nhl hockey, that's all i'm doing just reading all these sports books and I got to look this up

I'm reading this book about uh, you know the code in nhl hockey, that's all i'm doing just reading all these sports books

Just like Woody Allen in Crime and Punishment, right? You just sort of get away with it.

Glen Gary Glen Ross is obviously one of the best plays of all time and a lot of people's favorites.

the author of the play David Mammoth is really prolific. He's written a lot of plays and books and screenplays including wag the dog.

I actually watched the movie last year I got some buddies of mine that you know I write scripts with and do all stuff and we had this thing for a while where we were doing like movie night when we were editing old dads just to give our brain a break and actually enjoy it when you're editing movies you fucking hate movies because it's nothing but work.

So now after I clean up those four drawers of horror you know that'll be good because then I'll have nothing else to do and then the demons start coming up and I'll be like what can I do to stop the demons? I'm gonna start reading this fucking play.

My goal is I do want to be ridiculously familiar with it so I don't you know I don't know I don't have the biggest part in it.

As I sit down the barefoot cowboy looks at me and he goes when does the play open?

and the plays Our Town

and the plays Our Town

And I sing a couple of the songs from The Jungle Book one of the songs we act that out We do the whole thing like literally When I put her to bed, I do like a 45 minute set, right?

And I sing a couple of the songs from The Jungle Book one of the songs we act that out We do the whole thing like literally When I put her to bed, I do like a 45 minute set, right?