Monday Morning Podcast

I got not only do I have all my Christmas shopping done? I got him I got it all wrapped except for one. I bought my my daughter this book The how to Grinch stole Christmas I bought that on the road and I just I forgot I had it

I bought my my daughter this book The how to Grinch stole Christmas I bought that on the road and I just I forgot I had it

Plunderer come on man. Come on. Give me something. Give me something here you cunts Plunder Wikipedia is just such a one-trick pony.

So they don't even exist that I don't want this fucking that was actually a superhero daredevil fought the plunderer.

Oh you motherfucker. You turned it into a money

Oh you motherfucker. You turned it into a money

Bruce Lee used to do that. Bruce Lee used I read this book used to walk around, he would act all effeminate and then these guys would come up and fuck with him and then he would kick the shit out of him.

You're fucking you know, you like you like Jimmy Smith's on Dexter if you guys watch that's because Dexter this season.

The two best books I read this year were Jim Carrey's book and Stephen Wright's.

I am an early genesis fanatic from trespass nursery crime foxtrot selling in england by the pound And the lamb lies down on broadway

Oh the lamb lies down on broadway, dude That's what that's how that was supposed to be read.

And the lamb lies down on broadway

should be boss Bostonian because it's the best album.

Oh the lamb lies down on broadway, dude That's what that's how that was supposed to be read.

CDs by Ari Shafir and Tom Segura and my new book Cheat: A man's guide to infidelity

I want to thank everybody who's going out and buying the book the book has been doing phenomenally phenomenon on Whatever the hell he is the book charts

So if you haven't got your your copy of Cheat a man's guide to infidelity absolutely hilarious over-the-top look at Men's behavior and the dumb things that we do

We got a bunch of our knucklehead friends telling stories about Cheating on women and getting caught and then the three of us Me Joe and Bobby basically break down their Cheat stories like NFL game film and try to say where they went wrong

Where they went right and in the back of the book the true reason we wrote the book was to hype our short film that we got Into the Tribeca Film Festival called Cheat You get a link to the movie and you can check it out and it's awesome

I want to thank everybody who's going out and buying the book the book has been doing phenomenally but phenomenon on Whatever the hell is the book charts So if you haven't got your copy of Cheat a man's guide to infidelity absolutely hilarious over-the-top look at Men's behavior and the dumb things that we do

We got a bunch of our knucklehead friends telling stories about Cheating on women and getting caught and then the three of us me Joe And Bobby basically break down their Cheat stories like NFL game film and try to say where they went wrong where they went, right?

I actually saw uh Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter this past week and uh, I gotta tell you um I got tickets for free before you think i'm the dumbest person on the planet But I actually had faith in that movie Because I was like all right There has to be a reason they made this because this just seems Like the most ridiculous idea i've ever heard of my life and I went and I saw it and there was really no surprise It was exactly what I thought it was gonna be

Uh, it was just A vampire hunter who happened to be Abraham Lincoln And they just invented all of this shit. I'm sure it was a good book maybe I don't think it was it was like some nerd shit and I shouldn't I shouldn't have seen it

I actually saw Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter this past week and I gotta tell you I got tickets for free before you think I'm the dumbest person on the planet, but I actually had faith in that movie Because I was like, all right there has to be a reason they made this because this just seems Like the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard in my life and I went and I saw it and there was really no surprise It was exactly what I thought it was gonna be.

It was just a vampire hunter who happened to be Abraham Lincoln And they just invented all of this shit. I'm sure it was a good book maybe I Don't think it was it was like some nerd shit, and I shouldn't I shouldn't have seen it

But then I'm going to a movie that I'm really excited to see...it's about it's just really Like is I don't accurate dark whatever you want to call it Movie about Marilyn Monroe, and I believe Bobby gets to play Joe DiMaggio, which is pretty fucking cool

I got another busy day the next day, but then I'm going to a movie that I'm really excited to see...It's called Blonde I believe it's called Blonde it's about it's just really like is I don't accurate dark whatever you want to call it Movie about Marilyn Monroe, and I believe Bobby gets to play Joe DiMaggio, which is pretty fucking cool Because he's a huge Yankee fan

I'm reading a great book right now. One of my favorite comedians and people and just one of the coolest people to hang out with, just absolutely hilarious, Mary Lynn Ricegum wrote a book, Famish.

And I just knew she like she's funny and she's unique I bet this is going to be fucking good and I picked it up and like I can't put the thing down.

Uh she just has all of these hilarious stories about just being shut down emotionally and getting involved in relationships professionally and personally that just are not working for her and it's just I don't want to ruin the book but it's absolutely like it's fucking hilarious.

It's a great book if you get a chance it just came out giving it a shout out here on the podcast.

I recommend Wilmington's Lie, The Insurrection of 1892 and the Rise of White Supremacy and Mary Lynn Ricecup Famish.

I'm reading a great book right now. One of my favorite comedians and people and just one of the coolest people to hang out with, just absolutely hilarious, Mary Lynn Ricegum wrote a book, Famish.

And I just knew she like she's funny and she's unique. I bet this is going to be fucking good and I picked it up and like I can't put the thing down.

Uh she just has all of these hilarious stories about just being shut down emotionally and getting involved in relationships professionally and personally that just are not working for her.

And it's just I don't want to ruin the book, but it's absolutely like it's fucking hilarious. It's a great book. If you get a chance it just came out.

Oprah Winfrey has a book club so do I. I recommend Wilmington's Lie: The Insurrection of 1892 and the Rise of White Supremacy and Mary Lynn Ricecup, Famish.

Then there's another book I want to read Jim cat Kaat my eight decades in baseball. I want to read that one, too Because I remember as a kid collecting baseball cards and I had him his card when he I think he was on the st

Then there's another book I want to read Jim cat Kaat my eight decades in baseball. I want to read that one, too Because I remember as a kid collecting baseball cards and I had him his card when he I think he was on the st

Why does America only get shit for being racist? I don't understand it like every every fucking place you go to You fucking sit there act like it's a goddamn utopia. It isn't. All right. What did Jesus look like? The many different depictions of Christ tell a story about race and religion in America Edward J Blum and Paul Harvey explored that history in their new book The Color of Christ the Son of God and the saga of race in America.

The book traces how different races and ethnic groups claimed Christ is their own and our depictions of Jesus have both inspired Civil right crusades and have been used to justify the violence of white supremacists The coup Clucks clan could not rely on Christian doctrine to justify their persecution and violence So they had to turn to religious icons the belief the value that Jesus is white provides them an image in place of text.

It gets them away from actually having to quote chapter and verse which they can't really do to present their cause Sure, they could people do that all the fucking time. They just pick a chapter and they have their own fucking interpretation of it.

Why does America only get shit for being racist? I don't understand it like every every fucking place you go to You fucking sit there act like it's a goddamn utopia. It isn't. All right. What did Jesus look like? the many different depictions of Christ Tell a story about race and religion in America

The book traces how different races and ethnic groups claimed Christ is their own and our depictions of Jesus have both inspired Civil right crusades and have been used to justify the violence of white supremacists The coup Clucks clan could not rely on Christian doctrine to justify their persecution and violence So they had to turn to religious icons the belief the value that Jesus is white provides them an image in place of text.

There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys in the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact.

Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense maybe even cerebral.

We were monitoring various radio transmissions from our other aircraft as we entered Los Angeles airspace.

I heard a Cessna asked for a readout of its ground speed, 90 knots center replied. Moments later, a twin beach required the same, 120 knots center answered.

Center Aspen 20, you got a ground speed readout for us? There was a longer than normal pause. Aspen, I show 1942 knots. No further inquiries were heard on that frequency.

There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys in the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact.

Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense maybe even cerebral.

We were monitoring various radio transmissions from our other aircraft as we entered Los Angeles airspace.

I heard a Cessna asked for a readout of its ground speed, 90 knots, center replied.

Center Aspen 20, you got a ground speed readout for us? There was a longer than normal pause. Aspen, I show 1942 knots. No further inquiries were heard on that frequency.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's a dark comedy.

Somebody told me a book I should order and I ordered the fucking thing and I never never showed up.

I just watched Bobcat Goldthwait... he made this movie called God Bless America

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's a dark comedy

On your November 29th podcast, you read an email from a listener who talked about the Kennedy assassination book Mortal Error and the theory of ballistics expert Howard Donahue.

Donahue's thesis is that Lee Harvey Oswald did shoot President Kennedy, but the fatal shot was accidentally fired by a secret service agent in the security car behind the president as the agent attempted to turn and return fire on Oswald.

Mortal Error may therefore be of some interest to your listeners.

On your november 29th podcast, you read an email from a listener who talked about the kennedy assassination book Mortal Error

Donahue's thesis is that lee harvey oswald did shoot president kennedy But the fatal shot was accidentally fired by a secret servant service agent in the security car behind the president the presidential limo As the agent attempted to turn and return fire on oswald

Mortal Error may therefore be of some interest to your listeners

Menninger is also the author of And Hell Followed with It Life and Death in a Kansas Tornado, which won Kansas's Notable Book Award in 2011.

Menninger is also the author of And Hell Followed with It Life and Death in a Kansas Tornado, which won Kansas's Notable Book Award in 2011.