Monday Morning Podcast

I remember you mentioned sex, drums and rock and roll is his book.

They cut three hundred pages out of that book.

They said you just name dropping, man.

They said, well, you didn't have sex with him.

Well, if you had everything turned down the potential of that.

I remember you mentioned sex, drums and rock and roll is his book.

They cut three hundred pages out of that book.

I mean, I'm 300 million records sold, dude.

They said you just name dropping, man.

The reason why I should have put that in my book is this.

This is impossibly gorgeous fucking woman Chrissy Teigen with their fucking half her titty hanging out and she's got her hair up, so, you know, she's ready to go to work full makeup and then coochie-cutter like distressed jeans. Yeah, like that's how she cooks in the kitchen.

I know it's just she's a mood. Yeah, I love how she looks but that's the thing that makes all like fatties and feminists and all that get upset like Oh god.

This is impossibly gorgeous fucking woman Chrissy Teigen with their fucking half her titty hanging out and she's got her hair up so, you know, she's ready to go to work full makeup and then coochie-cutter like distressed jeans Yeah, like that's how she cooks in the kitchen.

that new Bad Lieutenant was fucking amazing Nicolas Cage was off the charts in it.

that new Bad Lieutenant was fucking amazing Nicolas Cage was off the charts in it.

I thought it was funny.

It was hilarious.

actually I would but I'd also like to be in they can never make a movie as good as the good fellas I'd love to do some shit like that play a fucking psycho put the lotion in the bucket who wouldn't wanna do that shit alright you dumb fuck

I learned about him, obviously being a comedian a long time ago, read that book, Callous on My Soul.

I learned about him, obviously being a comedian a long time ago, read that book, Callous on My Soul.

And Bill Cosby himself run the entire gamut. It's like two perfect games.

He's just totally clean. He says "asshole" one time, but it's totally necessary.

And Bill Cosby himself run the entire gamut. It's like two perfect games.

Just wire to wire. He's just sitting down killing. Not cursing just like I just you couldn't do it any better as far as just a written special.

He says 'asshole' one time but it's totally necessary. It's just not an ounce of fat in that special.

Watch the movie Black Beauty the one with Alan Cummings as the voice and go fuck yourself

Watch the movie Black Beauty the one with Alan Cummings as the voice and go fuck yourself

This looks like there's like 10 records in here.

It doesn't get any better than that unless you were in the studio.

They're all 45s.

That's why there's so many discs in there.

You put that on your stereo and in and whatever you liked about our music it There's no way that it can sound any better than what's in that box and that's for sale I mean, that's the we just came out with that.

You know, well, let me tell you why that set. Let me tell you why that's so big. It's funny because I had I saw that sitting, you know my studio and you gave me that vinyl I went, you know I'm gonna take that to him because of you know, what we've talked about and that right there is a 200 gram Vinyl of our definitive box set that's those are 45 rpm discs.

It doesn't get any better than that unless you were in the studio.

That's why there's so much so many discs in there.

Yeah, it's better than 33 and a third.

You put that on your stereo and in and whatever you liked about our music it There's no way that it can sound any better than what's in that box and that's for sale I mean, that's the we just came out with that.

You know, the the the prince and the pauper. I read that one.

My name is Carl Panzram. I have killed over 22 people and committed over a thousand acts of sodomy.

Hurry up you Hoosier bastard. I could kill 10 men while you're fooling around.

He writes a this guard befriends him and he writes a fucking book in jail And uh I forget how off I fuck it. I had I had it in my head how he said it They have the voiceover actor going my name is carl pans ram I have killed over 22 people And committed over a thousand acts of sodomy That's how his book starts

I read that book, uh, about Bill Russell and Bob Cousy

Somebody told me, he said, if you want to stay out of the depression of that, he told me this book and I actually ordered it.

it was something along the lines of the purpose of a man or the purpose of living your life or whatever.

And it's written by a Holocaust survivor, which is basically, you know, he said like essentially the worst level of human behavior and survived it and then came out of it.

the album product is a must

somebody saw Date Night and said I need to be more choosy when I pick my roles which I thought was fucking hilarious like someone who has eight lines in a movie is actually getting offers around town we gotta get this guy the way I'm telling you the way he stands next to other people talking in the film is incredible he is the best at it I gotta be more choosy with a fucking evidently because I wasn't doing stand up in the movie Date Night like the role of my character was the straight man and the straighter I played it the more opportunity for the other person to be funny in the scene that's your fucking job you know and I did the job and if I think that wasn't the job that I was supposed to do I would think that the director might have said something and just because I'm a fucking comedian doesn't mean I'm gonna walk around you know with a lamp shade on my fucking head

They got a pride verse prejudice they have gay Pat is gonna be fighting this ex-felon who doesn't like gays, that's the That's the title fight

The megastar who was Benjamin Button then money balls Billy Bean is now interested in playing none other than Jimmy Keene and of course in the end they they said that they were gonna turn into a movie.

Sure there are some people who still have their great grandfather's copy of Mein Kampf, but you don't see World War II or the Civil War and the glorification of Confederate leaders.

He wrote a number of children's classics including the emperor's new clothes the ugly duckling and of course The little mermaid.

I didn't know he wrote The Little Mermaid How did disney get the rights to that?

He wrote a number of children's classics including The Emperor's New Clothes the ugly duckling and of course The little mermaid.