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Have you read notebooks? Have you watched no TV shows? These are fuck boys.

You know what I mean? Like Son of Achilles and stuff like that.

And Greece, from what we can see of it here, looks exactly like it does in those books, except there's no like yachts, super yachts.

Okay, they're going to keep that same set that they used in Son of Achilles in like 97 million BC.

He's like, oh, Tony Robbins, you know, this is CEO, life coach, muscle man. Talk, talk. I'm Tony Robbins.

And Jessica is like, oh, wow. Like Tony Robbins. Oh yeah. Cause I'm like, really? I'm really like into energy and stuff.

oh my god Misery is the feel-good movie of the year what i would love to feel something again by having a sledgehammer against my ankles

And Monica's like, yeah, you thought you were a bad Mormon, right? And Heather goes, wait, shut the fuck up. So wait, your husband's brother? And she goes, no, my husband has a sister. Her husband. It's like, well, how did you get caught?

And Heather's like, oh, yeah, Scarlet Letter. Scarlet Letter.

I just want to give a shout out, by the way. CNN did a piece about top 26 cookbooks to get that our friend Jolie wrote. And I was very fortunate to be included in that article.

No, no, it's an article about the top 26 cookbooks to buy right now.

So Allison's just like showing her around all these things like you know like oh here's a Jane Eyre or here's like a King Lear or something like that.

And I think that Alison ended up telling her like, he died singing. I Dreamed a Dream from Les Mis and doing kind of jazz hands at the bird's eye view camera.

This baby is going to arrive for Caroline the way like when you preorder an Ina Garten cookbook in April and the update is in October and you're like, oh my God, there's a cookbook at my door.

It's called The Weight of Beautiful. It looks great. Looks great considering it was designed by an asshole. Psycho bitch asshole.

The Weight of an Asshole.

That is fantastic!

On the back it says, Margaret, I hate you. I can't believe you do this to me and Dolores. Okay, so maybe it was personalized after all. On the back she's printed a text that I sent her years ago that said, 'Dolores is fugly.'

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels.

She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef but this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

When I stepped into the kitchen I could see that chef brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say call 911 as writers we'd written our share of murder mysteries so when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy we weren't that surprised the first person they look at would be the spouse we understand that's usually the way they do it but we began to wonder had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels there are murders in all of the books that she was playing them out in real life.

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She's like looking for a good, like, Mary Higgins Clark book to read.

I've got a fresh Mary Higgins clock.

NANCY'S LOVE STORY could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

We understand that's usually the way they do it. But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels? There are murders in all of the books. That she was playing them out in real life?

I've been wanting something fun and light for the summer so I started listening to The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handy who of course is from Saturday Night Live.

And it's true, I really feel like my imagination is bursting at the seams right now.

I've been wanting something fun and light for the summer, so I started listening to The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handy, who of course is from Saturday Night Live.

I've been wanting something fun and light for the summer, so I started listening to The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handy, who of course is from Saturday Night Live.

And it's true, I really feel like my imagination is bursting at the seams right now.

It's like they said on Sex and the City. There was a whole book spun off of that.

I would name my lizard Brick L, but it'd be more as an ode to Edie Brickell and the new book New Bohemians.

Good luck next woman or tree or a woman tree or the grandmother from Into the Woods who appears as a tree. Good luck.

Oh yeah, well you know because I'm gonna be on your podcast and, and then Mark was like well you know what I would like to read it as well. I did not get a copy. And I'm like your best friend. And Melissa's like well we should do my podcast. And she's oh all right, so I have to invite you on the podcast to get a copy of the book yeah.