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Most hated novel by one of the Real Housewives of Toronto. Kara Alloway. Congratulations on your galley. Love it. She sent it to me and then months ago was like, so do you want to mention it at all? I never did. So congratulations. Here it is.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels.

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Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised. The first person they look at would be the spouse.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef but this story didn't end with a happily ever after when I stepped into the kitchen I could see that Chef Brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say call 911

But we began to wonder had Nancy been so wrapped up in her own novels there are murders in all of the books that she was playing them out in real life?

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised. The first person they look at would be the spouse.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef, but this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised. The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it.

But we began to wonder had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels? There are murders in all of the books. That she was playing them out in real life?

No, that's like God. That's like the Jesus cat from Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

The one from Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Like, Azrael, Asgard, Aslan. Yeah, that sounds right. Aslan. Let's see if it is.

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She sees his book, The Dealmaker. Yeah. And hey, so you haven't read the whole thing yet?

Like I sent you a whole book. So why have you not read it yet?

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels.

She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

Yeast of Eden. Let me tell you that book really described early twerking.

Very descriptive. John Steinbeck was a real innovator in literary twerking descriptions. Yeast of Eden by John Steinbeck.

You'd find all that stuff and more in my new book. Well, Wellington it's not just for the beef anymore. Soon to be published by slowing down South imprint. Wellington nefarious or not.

Kyle did answer this actually in her book that came out in 2012. Did you read these quotes that were going around on El Internet, Ben? No, I didn't. This is one year after the Travis Kelsey tweets that were going around yesterday too.

So the 42 year old mother of four gives the controversial relationship advice in her new book. Life Is Not a Reality Show. Keeping it real with the real housewife who does it all.

The presenter said she wanted to ask Kyle what she meant by saying, if you cheat on your spouse once, do not tell. You get a free pass. But the star was unapologetic.

So I just wanted to give a quick shout out to a friend of the show, Brenda Stanley. She's an author. Look at this. This is her book. Wow. This is on Crappens On Demand. She wrote a book. Okay. She's really talented. And it's a really good one.

It's a mystery. It's called The Still Small Voice by Brenda Stanley. It just came out last week. We really like her. This is a nice person. And she's actually an extremely talented person. You should go read this. Get it wherever you get your books.

It's a very good family mystery. Not for the family, but it takes place in a family. And it's a great mystery. So go check it out, you guys.

I'd like to thank my friend Dean Kuntz for the book. So my good friend John Grisham. No, one of our listeners, but also a friend of mine, Justin Huang, he just published his very, very, very first book.

I don't know when it's hitting bookshelves. I think it's hitting bookshelves now. He just opened the box of the books yesterday. Wow. I saw his book. So everyone go support Justin. He's wonderful. His book is called The Emperor and the Endless Palace.

And it's like a fantasy romance. So he didn't even ask me to do that. I just saw it. I was happy for him. So read both these books, people. You got time. Give them as gifts. It's not even an advertisement. So The Emperor and the Endless Palace.

I'm here to give you a little rendition of my hit single Away in a Manger.

I still don't understand what song she's singing. I recognize the tune, but it's not Away in a Manger, I don't think, unless Mormonism has a different one.

Can someone please guess it and tell me because every time she sings it, I'm like, listen, I'm no pro, but that is not Away in a Manger.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised. The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef but this story didn't end with a happily ever after when I stepped into the kitchen.

The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it. But we began to wonder had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels. There are murders in all of the books that she was playing them out in real life.

if you're looking for a home for your worst opinions, if you're a hater first and a lover of pop culture second, then join me, Hunter Harris, and me, Peyton Dix, the host of Wondery's newest podcast, Let Me Say This.