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She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef.

When I stepped into the kitchen, I could see that Chef Brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say, call 911.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries.

So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

There are murders in all of the books.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries.

When I stepped into the kitchen, I could see that Chef Brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say, call 911.

The first person they look at would be the spouse.

We understand that's usually the way they do it.

But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels... There are murders in all of the books.

...that she was playing them out in real life?

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef.

But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

When I stepped into the kitchen I could see that Chef Brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say, as writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries.

So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

The first person they look at would be the spouse.

We understand that's usually the way they do it.

But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels There are murders in all of the books. that she was playing them out in real life?

She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries.

There are murders in all of the books.

There are murders in all of the books.

There are murders in all of the books.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised. The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it. But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels that she was playing them out in real life?

When I stepped into the kitchen, I could see that Chef Brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say, call 911.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it.

But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels... There are murders in all of the books. ...that she was playing them out in real life?

She was a romance mystery writer.

There are murders in all of the books.

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She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries.

There are murders in all of the books.

The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community.

Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

When I stepped into the kitchen, I could see that Chef Brophy was on the ground and I heard somebody say, call 911.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it. But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels? There are murders in all of the books.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

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From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef But this story didn't end with a happily ever after

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After, ad-free, right now on Wondery Plus.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife, Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

There are murders in all of the books.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After, ad-free, right now on Wondery Plus.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After, ad-free, right now on Wondery Plus.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of stories. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised. The first person they look at would be the spouse. We understand that's usually the way they do it.

But we began to wonder, had Nancy gotten so wrapped up in her own novels There are murders in all of the books. that she was playing them out in real life?

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

Nancy's love story could have been ripped right out of the pages of one of her own novels. She was a romance mystery writer who happens to be married to a chef. But this story didn't end with a happily ever after.

As writers, we'd written our share of murder mysteries. So when suspicion turned to Dan's wife Nancy, we weren't that surprised.

There are murders in all of the books.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After, ad-free, right now on Wondery Plus.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community. Binge all episodes of Happily Never After ad-free right now on Wondery Plus.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this.

There are murders in all of the books.

She was a romance mystery writer. They gloamed on the fact that she writes stories like this. There are murders in all of the books.

From Wondery, the makers of Ghost Story and Feta, this is a story about a murder that rocked my little community.

A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios, Hysterical.

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A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. Like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls. With a diagnosis, the state tried to keep on the down low.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the Witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

In 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. Like doubling and tripling. And it's all these girls.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the Witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast, like doubling and tripling. And it's all these girls with a diagnosis.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the Witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad and I'm like stop f***ing around. She's like, I can't.

It's like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls. With a diagnosis the state tried to keep on the down low.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since The Witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely?

I'm Dan Tabersky in 2011. Something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. It's like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. It's like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls.

A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios, Hysterical.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. It's like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls. With a diagnosis the state tried to keep on the down low.

It's all in your head. It's not physical. Oh my gosh, you're exaggerating. Is this the largest mass hysteria since the Witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely?

It's hysteria it's all in your head it's not physical you oh my gosh you're exaggerating is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem or is it something else entirely something's wrong here something's not right Leroy was the new dateline and everyone was trying to solve the murder a new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios Hysterical follow Hysterical on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. Like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

I'm Dan Tabursky. In 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. Like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls with a diagnosis.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right. Leroy was the new date line and everyone was trying to solve the murder. A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios. Hysterical.

And so, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York. I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast, like doubling and tripling. And it's all these girls with a diagnosis, the state tried to keep on the download.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

a mystery illness bizarre symptoms and spreading fast like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls with a diagnosis the state tried to keep on the down low everybody thought I was holding something back

is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem or is it something else entirely something's wrong here something's not right

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here something's not right.

I'm Dan Tabursky, and in 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York. I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast like doubling and tripling. And it's all these girls with a diagnosis the state tried to keep on the down low.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

I'm Dan Tabursky. In 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York.

A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. Like doubling and tripling. And it's all these girls with a diagnosis, the state tried to keep on the down low.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

Leroy was the new dateline and everyone was trying to solve the murder. A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios. Hysterical.

I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad. I'm like, stop f***ing around. She's like, I can't. A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. It's like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right.

Something's wrong here. Something's not right. Leroy was the new date line and everyone was trying to solve the murder.

a mystery illness bizarre symptoms and spreading fast like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls with a diagnosis the state tried to keep on the down low everybody thought I was holding something back well you were holding something back and tension I yeah yeah well yeah no it's hysteria it's all in your head it's not physical you oh my gosh you're exaggerating is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem or is it something else entirely something's wrong here something's not right

A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios Hysterical follow Hysterical on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts

In 2011 something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York. I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad and like stop f***ing around. She's like I can't. A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast.

Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right. Leroy was the new date line and everyone was trying to solve the murder.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list.

So that is definitely going into my queue.

One thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is "The Daughters of Block Island", which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller and suspense list.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller and suspense list. So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list. So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller and suspense list.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list.

So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list.

So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list.

So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island which is currently number one on the mystery thriller and suspense list.

Right now one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller and suspense list. So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list. So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now, one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island, which is currently number one on the mystery, thriller, and suspense list. So that is definitely going into my queue.

Right now one thing that I'm very interested in taking a listen to is The Daughters of Block Island which is currently number one on the mystery thriller and suspense list so that is definitely going into my queue.

And I'm not going to lie about it. It was delicious. It was fucking delicious. Okay. Now right there, that's when Jen is saying congratulations on being in your time's bestseller for your book, Bad Mormon. That was really nice of her to throw that in there right now.

I'm sorry to Bravo. I'm sorry to the viewers. I'm sorry for the opportunity that was given to me.

Also Heather's book, Bad Mormon, tells the story of how the show started and it said it was built around Lisa.

I was moving stuff around in my office because New Year's and that's what I do. And I had the box for Heather's book, Bad Mormon, because she sent a box to Bravo accounts or whatever, like with the book.

It's called Bad Mormon, not Bad Shitty Friends. And whatever you do call it, please buy a copy of it because it's available anywhere you find books like Hudson News at the airport.

I am an actual New York Times bestselling author. Okay. And you are ridiculous, bitch for even trying to say that I'm gonna leave now move.

You exploited my vagina in your book over and over again.

I think that like being a New York Times bestseller of the book Bad Mormon, which is available at Barnes Noble and other book resellers, it's just a lot of weight on my shoulders.

And so I think I just, that's why I reacted so strongly. I mean, Heather was sensitive on the bus, but Monica was trying to like start shit with her when she was like, I've been sex shamed. So let's do something else now.

I just finished reading her book and of all the stories she could have told about our friendship. She chose to write about when I hired her to do my boudoiria photo shoot as an anniversary gift to Justin in 2017.

the book is selling like gangbusters.

So Whitney is in her room reading Bad Mormon and she's like, fun fact that might shock people is that I actually read books.

It's like, Whitney, you're reading the book perpendicularly. Okay, you're holding it like a calendar. You are reading the back of a baloney packet.

So then we have Whitney. She's packing Bad Mormon into her bag.

I would like to make a toast to all of my sister wives. I want to say thank you for showing up to my book event, the reading of my book, Bad Mormon.

And now people know I've written this book called Bad Mormon and they treat me like I'm an automatic enemy because I'm against the church

I don't think the book was about like how to leave the church. I think it was like, I'm a Bad Mormon and this is what I had to deal with.

But a title on a bestselling New York author book sale, bestseller, bestseller, Bad Mormon.

thank you she sent a copy of did you get a copy of Bad Mormon got a copy of Bad Mormon i sure did i got my copy of Bad Mormon and it has like gifts inside

the Bad Mormon is beautiful beautiful box

And writing this book, which is available today, made me especially vulnerable.

Heather filed a trademark application for Bad Mormon based on her book for the church.

It's a party to celebrate marketing. And so it really is. It's a PR party.

I just thought literally because you all come out with so many books. It's like an hourly thing. Like Jesus Christ, like I don't want to go to church. I'm going to write a book about it.

Well, the title is Bad Mormon. That is such an impulse buy for me at the airport.

I'm going to be opening it. That's not written yet. Um, opening. It's not open yet. Um, about leaving a religion.

For a devout Mormon, this cover is sacrilegious, blasphemous, and terribly offensive.

So Heather tells us I'm writing a book about leaving the Mormon church and I've decided to call it Bad Mormon

I'm just, I'm very conflicted about it because I don't want my Mormon friends to know I've had sex outside of marriage

So Heather has a book really you don't say. You don't say Heather. She writes a book called Fuck Mormons and she's like, my family's mad. It is so weird. My family is so mad.

It says Bad Mormon, a memoir. And then it's a picture of Heather, obviously.

My mother threw the Book of Mormon. My mother threw Bad Mormon at me.

I will say this, Ronnie, I did pick up Dune and I'm back into Dune and there is like a smart baby in it.

And that baby probably would that smart baby probably would know about Joyce Carroll. It's oh my God, the smart.

The baby's like, you have not ordered trash bags from Amazon in a while. Would you like me to take care of that? It's just like the baby. Baby personal assistant.

The baby's like, I just want to know what you're doing with your life. I just want you to crush life daddy.

I started playing Zelda so I put down Dune. Because guess what? Zelda is way more fun than Dune.

You know where there's a lot of twerking? Dune. I'll tell you, when Paul is rescued by the Fremen and then he goes to their underground hideout and they're all just twerking in there, I'm like, finally this novel is picking up.

Yeah, it's sort of like Arrakis. Once you're there, you can't get out of it. Sorry, Dune reference.

I did read much more of Dune. I spent my hurricane reading some Dune. It's just it's so slow. I'm sorry. People walking around in a desert. It's just like, it's like really one of my least favorite things in books and movies is when there's like a situation and things go bad. And then people have to walk through deserts or woods. I hate it. And it goes forever.

And like in Dune, they've honestly been in the desert for so long walking around. And then Paul, Paul, who's the lead, which is so, I still think it's ridiculous that this futuristic story centers around someone named Paul.

And then I watched the show or the movie and really liked the movie. But even the movie felt like walking through a desert for 10 years. And that was just two and a half hours.

Make her eyes look like a Fremen from Dune. Because I'm still reading it. I know what the Fremen are.

Dune is basically the real house of Orange County. It's about a bunch of people who live in a barren wasteland and giant worms come up from the sand and eat you.

AC filter. You know it's. AC filter. And read more of Dune. Yeah I mean we need to be.

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, except in all her life instead.

I love Judy Blume because I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

Superfudge, also known as the story of Joan Allen's granddaughter's draws.

Hello, God. Are you there? It's me. Cookies. Mom, trying to talk to God.

I love Judy Blume because I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

They didn't have books like The Four Agreements, you know what I mean? Like they do take things personally because they didn't have that book.

No one was like, you know what changed my life? The Four Agreements.

You know what, read The Four Agreements, be grateful and it's also not about you.

Read The Four Agreements, be grateful and it's also not about you. That's at least two of them.

I will say about the color purple, I want to see it. I'm a huge color purple stan, Love that book, love the book.

The Color Purple destroyed me. I mean I think I saw that when I was 14 or 15 years old. I'd never seen anything like that dramatic, you know where it got wrenching, where you're sobbing, you know.

Now I love The Color Purple, the movie. It's always been one of my favorites. Never sobbed harder in a movie. But the musical, oh my God, they're making a... I didn't know they were making a movie out of the musical.

I did plan to watch the original OG Color Purple before then, because I know I'm going to see this one. I know it.

I did read the book years ago. I always have to say that so that way. I'm not totally totally out of touch.

And the first one was The Color Purple and I said this is a sign.

So, um, author of that really good housewives book. Yeah, it was called Diamonds. Life's not all diamonds and ros, I believe it's what's called.

I found this out from Dave Quinn's book, actually.

The book by the way is called not all diamonds and ros Okay It's funny because um when we were deciding what to name our tour We were originally going to call it the diamonds and ros tour and literally the next day It came out that your book was called not all diamonds and ros

There was a lot you should have seen the uncut version The uh, the full book was out of control.

I always say it's a book of uh, it's a book of feelings not a book of facts That's that's that's for sure

I mean, if you've read Donald diamonds and Rose, which is Dave Quinn's book on Andy Cohen's imprint about the housewives history, there was a few housewives, one in particular who said that she reached out to Andy's assistant and never heard back, which was a lie because I never would miss anything from any housewife.

Me too. I love Judy Blume because I read Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge and Blubber.

Loved it. I read that one. Yeah, Blubber.

Blubber, another Judy Blume novel. Loved it. I read that one.

That's Joseph Smith. Didn't really work out that well from a lot of firebombing as I recall.

You know, Joseph Smith said the best thing you can do is put your dreams on hold for 15 years while your husband might get his career together.

But like, what about the Book of Mormon? Have you wrote that? Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I'm reading it right now. What do you think? It's like really action packed. Really? That's all interesting.

He's like, yeah, they could make it into a movie and that would like do good. I really like the part where it turns out that like there was a guy who broke the security system and then all the dinosaurs got loose.

By the way, has anybody noticed that my name is Jane Eyre? It's like Jane Eyre. How did the other people get the Muppets and I got fucking Jane Eyre?

So Allison's just like showing her around all these things like you know like oh here's a Jane Eyre or here's like a King Lear or something like that.

I feel like Kyle just wherever she goes has the latest Leanne Moriarty book and that's it and she's never read a damn one she's just gonna tell everybody she read it while she's waiting for a Reese Witherspoon to make a movie out of it or something a TV show out of it

I feel like Kyle just wherever she goes has the latest Leanne Moriarty book and that's it and she's never read she's just gonna tell everybody she read it while she's waiting for Reese Witherspoon to make a movie out of it or something a TV show out of it

I'm about to drunk dial my ex. And Melissa's like, I'm not Melissa, Teresa's like, that's going in Teresa's vault.

Melissa's whole, oh, I really love when a guy just takes over and takes me. Could you please not remind us of the rape passage from your book that you wrote?

Which was like, ladies, don't get mad when you don't want to have sex and your husband just whips down your dress and does it anyway.

We've got Skinny Italian, but I made you a little bit bigger because full-figured people are more in right now.

I cannot believe I didn't get Jackie's book.

I cannot believe that I did not get a free copy of Jackie's book.

You gave it to Jen Fessler in December.

You sent it to Melissa.

You weren't wrong. You were kicked out for being rude.

She wanted to read my book. You have a book?

Jennifer Aiden had read Jackie's book and asked how it was selling. Jackie said she thought it was going to be a New York Times bestseller, but it wasn't.

She's like, yeah, I mean, I thought it was going to be a New York Times bestseller, but it's not. That's okay.

Ronnie, I recently downloaded Squeeze Me by Carl Hyassan, mainly because it shows a martini glass with a snake tail wrapped around it. I mean, what else needs to be said? And I am very excited to listen to it later today.

I recently downloaded Squeeze Me by Carl Hyassan, mainly because it shows a martini glass with a snake tail wrapped around it.

I mean, what else needs to be said?

And I am very excited to listen to it later today.

or she goes down inside and listens to her mom talk about the latest chapter she read in Jonathan Livingston Segal or something

I hope you like Jonathan Livingston Siegel. Cause she's sending you a copy very soon. I'm going to tell you that right now. Jonathan Denningston Siegel. Cause that's all they want to talk about. People who died and where they died in this house.

I asked him for a chicken court on Blue and he gave me a book about Le Corbusier.

I asked him for a chicken court on Blue, and he gave me a book about Le Corbusier.

Return of the King! Yeah, um, it's Return of the King. It's kind of after Easter week, and they're not talking about Jesus. They're talking about Gary.

But Return of the King is also like Lord of the Rings. It's very Hobbit-y.

Return of the King! Yeah, um, it's Return of the King. It's kind of after Easter week, and they're not talking about Jesus. They're talking about Gary.

Return of the King is also like Lord of the Rings. It's very Hobbit-y. Which is based on the Bible, duh.