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And then the next book is called Psyched to Be Skinny. It's just a picture of like five women jumping up and down like superimposed over a scale.

And Psyched to Be Skinny was reviewed in the Bikini Chef.

I would love to jump up and down and say Psych to Be Skinny.

You just be up there saying psych to be skinny, psych to be skinny.

And then the last one is the one that looks the most like serious. It's called CYBERBULLY'S MIND and it's just a person holding up a phone.

And then she was bullied for being too hot by the time she got to CYBERBULLY'S MIND.

The next book I'm working on is 21 Days to Trust After Infidelity, which I guess you never really got to that.

I did get you the suitcase that has a few copies of sweet charity inside of it.

They need a Samuel French book of Housewives monologue that we can all just if we ever go back to high school, we could do these for high school drama.

It's from Trixie's new album, Little Child in the Car.

And away we go will immerse you in some of the wonders of the world we're going to be seeing some yellows and vibrant oranges and the shoes clicking against the cobblestone

So then a shot. Heather's like sobbing right next to a shot of would you rather game book?

He came out with his book, Not all Diamonds and Rouset which is out now just came out yesterday.

Real housewives of New York was trending because Ramona and Carol gave interviews for this book saying that Bethany set up the whole Tom thing.

No actually I was wondering how Cinderella's coming along for Broadway. You know Andrew Lloyd Weber don't you got what a talent that guy is. Santa Rella gonna open yes or no yes, it will most likely open but it will not be as successful as Joseph.

Santa Rella gonna open yes or no yes, it will most likely open but it will not be as successful as Joseph. The amazing technical adream court which is actually a beautiful parable about my life as a doctor. Thank you very much

And she is re-releasing a novel she wrote called Party Girl, it came out like in 2007 and the reason why I'm giving it a special shout out is because when it came out, it was like a bumbleed release by the company or whatever, basically it all got bungled and lost, it was accidentally labeled as science fiction and it's definitely not a science fiction novel.

It's like the story, it's like of her becoming sober essentially but in novel form which I don't think any robots were involved with, but I've actually read this book, I read it back when it came out years ago and I loved it.

And apparently there's a whole genre of literature called QuitLit and apparently this book was actually like kicked off QuitLit which is basically, I think it's literature that pertains to quitting drinking or something like that.

And she is re-releasing a novel she wrote called Party Girl, it came out like in 2007, and the reason why I'm giving it a special shout out is because when it came out, it was like a bumble, released by the company or whatever, basically it all got bungled and lost, it was accidentally labeled as science fiction, and it's definitely not a science fiction novel.

It's like the story, it's like of her becoming sober, essentially, but in novel form, which I don't think any robots were involved with, but I've actually read this book, I read it back when it came out years ago, and I loved it.

And so you know, they're re-releasing it because it got such a fucked up release in 2007, and so it's like 99 cents on Amazon.

And it's a really fun good book, and apparently there's a whole genre of literature called Quitlet, and apparently this book was actually like kicked off Quitlet, which is basically, I think it's literature that pertains to quitting or drinking or something like that.

And she is re-releasing a novel she wrote called Party Girl.

It came out like in 2007 and the reason why I'm giving it a special shout out is because when it came out, it was like a bumbleed release by the company or whatever.

It was accidentally labeled as science fiction and it's definitely not a science fiction novel.

It's like the story, it's like of her becoming sober essentially, but in novel form, which I don't think any robots were involved with.

But I've actually read this book. I read it back when it came out years ago and I loved it.

Have you guys ever read The Secret Language of Trees? Oh, my gosh. It's the most beautiful thing.

Guys, I love to read. And I love to have people barefoot on the ground.

Read some books. There's plenty of manuals for being a parent. Anyway, there are manuals. Actually, now that I think about it, there's like, love your kid harder or whatever they're called.

Like Tough Love or, um, have you read some of the manuals lately that are coming in with some products?

She's talking about how long she's written this book and blah, blah, blah, and she's been invited on the trip.

One of the things that I always do, I always write Love Letters to Myself, which is the title of the book.

Dear you be free, free to think free to be free to express with no shame. I walk tall. I stand proud. I call bullshit when I hear it. This is not a love letter.

This is for a lazy mom. Yeah. This could have been a post it now. This could have been a post it on your mirror.

And Angel's like, okay, well, enjoy love letters from versions of myself. Okay. Thanks, everybody. Great event, Monique.

In preparation for the release of Love Letters From Versions of Myself, a memoir of self-discovery, transformation, healing, written by Monique Samuels.

First of all, writing love letters to yourself is weird. Just masturbate like everybody else. Stop being such a such a weirdo about it.

And second of all, I really don't like when people talk about themselves as versions because they did something that got them fired a few years ago. You're not a new version of yourself. This is just a different season. Stop, stop acting like you're a totally different person.

I'm on Amazon and I looked up angel Massey and the first result is called Evicted. Interesting. Interesting. Sounds good.

Angel Massey. So, uh, it's a cookbook. It's a single ingredient cookbook for catfish. How interesting.