Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Boxed Set Collection The Cat in the Hat; One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish; Green Eggs and Ham; Hop on Pop; Fox in Socks

And then you have Cat in the Hat coming out November 6th with Warner Brothers, which is amazing. I love that. Bill Hader. It's amazing. Did you see it yet? No. I love it. I forgot that I'm in it. I think that's going to be huge.

That's right. It was originally meant as a reading primer. I think there were 225.

And shove it. And shove it and give me my $50. And that is supposedly true.

He could actually teach the world's children how to read English at least.

That's right. It was originally meant as a reading primer. I think there were 225.

225 words and very famously his editor bet him after that that he could not write a book with only 50 words and he went take this book Green Eggs and Ham.

That's where we got the cat in the hat.

It was originally meant as a reading primer. I think there were 225.

225 words and very famously his editor bet him after that that he could not write a book with only 50 words and he went take this book Green Eggs and Ham.

And shove it. And shove it and give me my $50. And that is supposedly true.

He'd shown not only could he write fun whimsical stories with the disguised moral lesson in the middle of it too with great illustrations and hand-drawn fonts and all that.

It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how.

Dr. Seuss does that.

One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish. Me fish, you fish.

They found a duvet, a Dr. Seuss book and fibers of the outfit JonBenet was wearing that night, indicating perhaps the murderer might've tried to kidnap her or remove her from the scene in the suitcase, but it was too big.

I remember I, I, I've done my homework, green eggs and ham, green eggs and ham. I do not like them. Okay. And it's like, should you really be eating eggs? They're green. I kind of thing hilarious.

He was just being like so sweet and cute. What was he reading? He was reading um. The Cat in the Hat? He was reading The Cat in the Hat. And I was reading like the book.

we had a Doctor Seuss book come every week or something like that because we were in a book club and used to come home every every night and after dinner we would sit lay on the rug we had a hooked one of those hooked rugs and we lay on the rug and you'd put your arm around me and way we go through one or two books and you taught me to read

The Cat in the Hat.

The cat in the hat.

green eggs and ham is not one of the books the dr seuss foundation has decided to stop publishing

This is an older alcoholic woman who literally just made a scowl and went fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck for an hour and a half on a school bus.

This was like greatest fucking thing I've ever seen.

I'm not pulling out cat in the hat to read it.

What do green eggs and your Christmas dinner have in common? Well, they both need a ham to be complete.

some dr seuss books were getting canceled so kevin mccarthy recorded a video of himself reading green eggs and ham even though that wasn't one of the canceled books

kevin mccarthy recorded a video of himself reading green eggs and ham even though that wasn't one of the canceled books

I am a Dr. Seuss guy from way back in the day even before he was cancelled and I liked Dr. Seuss before it was cool so I'm a big fan of the Cat in the Hat.

green eggs and ham by dr seuss i am sam i am sam sam i am that's sam i am that's sam i am i do not like that sam i am ... do you like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am i do not like green eggs and ham would you like them here or there

Why is he reading Green Eggs and Ham? That isn't one of the banned Dr. Seuss books. Nobody has taken issue with Green Eggs and Ham. It doesn't require any courage or boldness to read that book.

Green Eggs and Ham is not canceled. It's a great book.

And if the mob ever does come for Green Eggs and Ham, I will be there to fight to the death on its behalf.

the cat in a hat. Okay I get like you got the cat then you got the kids. What about Green Eggs and Ham?

I have always said if we are going to cancel Dr. Seuss it shouldn't be for racism. It should be for elder abuse with the book Hop on Pop because that is a really influential to kids. And I've read that to my kids.

there they even wrote a whole book on it hop on pop I mean it's an entire book about um you know physically abusing your father

It features a little boy and his sister Sally. And while the little boy is a narrator, Sally doesn't get to talk at all. She doesn't get to do anything. She just follows her brother around like she's the grim reaper and he's Joe Biden. The only action she does get to do is get tangled up in a kite string. So she's not allowed to talk and she's clumsy.

Alright, I've got one that they can't possibly have a problem with. Hop on Pop. What? Disrespectful to parents? You gotta be kidding me.

And the cat in the hat and the five Chinese brothers?

That's why he gave him a Dr. Seuss book. That part wasn't real. I just inserted that part.

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White shirt black shirt red fish blue fish. That's one of those Dr. Seuss books. That's what I'm doing. That's what the fuck I'm doing

And when she reads like The Cat in the Hat, she goes, the cat in the hat came into the house and on the floor it saw a mouse. She kept doing that.

She thinks it means just yell the last word.

White shirt black shirt white shirt black shirt red fish blue fish. That's one of those Dr. Seuss books. That's what I'm doing. That's what the fuck I'm doing.

I was reading Dr. Seuss the other day and was looking at One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, and we joked about whether the word 'fat' was now a dirty word.

I'm thinking Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham at one point among other things.

So it was really fun. I'm sure you read your kids' bedtime stories. It's a great thing to do. And so, and I tried to do that every night when I was at home, read them bedtime stories.

And so since I was going, we came up, it was actually a guy on my team that came up with the idea of, well, why don't you read a bedtime story during the filibuster?

And so Green Eggs and Ham, when I was a kid, Green Eggs and Ham was my favorite book as a little kid. And I have read it to the girls many, many times.

And so we called home and told them, turn on the TV, turn on C-SPAN. And I read them Green Eggs and Ham because it was their bedtime.

And then Caroline, who's my eldest, whom I adore, she's five and she's just cracking up laughing. And look, Caroline has always been pretty cynical kid and pretty much nothing I've done in the Senate has impressed her. When I came home after that, she looked at me, she had her arms crossed and she went, okay, dad, that was kind of cool.