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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models,...

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The Incredible Shrinking Woman

Athena Dixon

Mentioned 5 months ago

A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya

This movie starring Lily Tomlin was described as a shit film that wasn't that funny, although the practical effects of her being tiny were noted as cool. The speaker thought the metaphor might relate to America's exposure to chemicals and overconsumption.

The incredible shrinking woman. Um, in the woman is the woman is. Um, it's, it's Lily Tomlin, Lily Tomlin. And you hated it.

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Hunger Games 4-Book Hardcover Box Set (The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes)

Suzanne Collins

Mentioned 7 months ago

How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya

The book was mentioned in comparison to *Misery* because the book included a two-week period where the main character almost starved, which was omitted from the adaptation.

Kind of like in the Hunger Games. She's in the Hunger Games. She, there's like a whole two weeks they don't show where she almost starves. So they don't eat in the Hunger Games.

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Misery

Stephen King

Mentioned 7 months ago

How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya

The book was discussed as being much more intense and graphic than the movie adaptation, particularly concerning the scenes involving the hobbling and the removal of the protagonist's foot and thumb.

Mary, that book, Misery Got My Pussy in a Knot. It's amazing. And she kicked it down the stairs. Spoiler, big time spoiler alert. People who have seen the movie. The movie's amazing. Movie's great.

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Ours Was the Shining Future

David Leonhardt

Mentioned 7 months ago

How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya

The feeling of isolation and being completely doomed, which was present in the book, was noted as something missed in the adaptation.

Gobbled it up. And honestly, similar to The Shining, what you miss in the book, the feeling of isolation, the feeling of you are fucked.

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The Body Keeps the Score

Bessel van der Kolk M.D.

Mentioned 7 months ago

Lushious Massacr's Plan for World Peace Through the Booty Hole with Trixie and Katya

The book was mentioned as being completely illuminating regarding the connection between mind, body, medicine, and insurance systems.

I read that book, The Body Keeps the Score, and it was completely illuminating about this exact subject.

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Working Girls

Trixie Mattel

Mentioned 1 year ago

Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two with Katya (Part 2)

The podcast hosts mentioned their book, "Working Girls", and provided a link for listeners to purchase a copy.

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The Hidden History of the White House

Corey Mead

Mentioned 1 year ago

Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica with Katya (Part 1)

A book about whiteness as the norm and other races as "ethnic" was discussed; its title was mentioned as "White."

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Frank Herbert's Dune Saga 3-Book Deluxe Hardcover Boxed Set

Frank Herbert

Mentioned 1 year ago

Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

Kristen Schaal mentioned reading the Dune books and described the reading experience as a bit of a slog. She mentioned also watching the films based on the books.

I'm like spite reading them. Like, cause you know, if you started something, I might as well just finish it.

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All Fours

Miranda July

Mentioned 1 year ago

Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

Kristen Schaal mentioned reading Miranda July's book "All Fours" and indicated that it was a good read, especially for those interested in learning about various sexual experiences.

And then this one, I don't know if this it's called all fours by Miranda July.

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Trophy Child

Ted Cunningham

Mentioned 1 year ago

Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

Kristen Schaal mentioned that she was currently reading Simon Rich's new book, "Something Trophy", and indicated that it was a good and easy read.

Well, I mean right now this is a quick read, but I'm reading, it's coming out soon. It's Simon Rich has a new book called, I forget it. Something trophy.

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Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood

Trixie Mattel

Mentioned 2 years ago

A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

Trixie Mattel mentioned their book with Katya Zamolodchikova, "A Guide to Modern Womanhood", which was compared to Drew Afualo's book, "Loud".

So if you're looking for satire, maybe try our book, but if you're looking for actual inspired stories about living your life, check out loud period.

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I'm Glad My Mom Died

Jennette McCurdy

Mentioned 2 years ago

A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

Drew Afualo referenced Jeanette McCurdy's book, "I'm Glad My Mom Died", to exemplify a catchy and inflammatory title.

So that was my understanding of a title, but thankfully we picked a better title, I think. And now that gets to live as a chapter title, which is better for me, but I think it worked out for the best, but the title was pretty difficult to come up with. I'm just proud. I came up with it. I like an inflammatory title and loud still kind of probes. Absolutely. It would have been crazy to be like, my eyes are up here.

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Stephen King

It

A Novel

Trixie mentioned that she would rather read "It" by Stephen King for a third time than read her own script, highlighting the preference for established, engaging content over personal work.

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I'll sIt here and read Stevie King It for a third time, but I won't read my own script to my own show that I have to perform.

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Trixie mentioned that she would rather read "It" by Stephen King for a third time than read her own script, highlighting the preference for established, engaging content over personal work.

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I'll sIt here and read Stevie King It for a third time, but I won't read my own script to my own show that I have to perform.

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Mark Twain

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Original Text

It was mentioned as an example of fiction, suggesting that dick size is a fictional concept like the stories in books.

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The adventures of the Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer, Gerald's game. It's crazy.

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It was mentioned as an example of fiction, suggesting that dick size is a fictional concept like the stories in books.

"

The adventures of the Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer, Gerald's game. It's crazy.

Ours Was the Shining Future: The Story of the American Dream Cover

David Leonhardt

Ours Was the Shining Future

The Story of the American Dream

The feeling of isolation and being completely doomed, which was present in the book, was noted as something missed in the adaptation.

"

Gobbled it up. And honestly, similar to The Shining, what you miss in the book, the feeling of isolation, the feeling of you are fucked.

— Episode: How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie...

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The feeling of isolation and being completely doomed, which was present in the book, was noted as something missed in the adaptation.

"

Gobbled it up. And honestly, similar to The Shining, what you miss in the book, the feeling of isolation, the feeling of you are fucked.

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Herman Melville

Moby Dick (Chartwell Classics)

The host compared the length of their new book to "Moby Dick", suggesting it was significantly shorter. They joked about how their book would have been a pamphlet in comparison.

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And that's unfortunate. Moby Dick was just to be a turnout to be a pamphlet.

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The host compared the length of their new book to "Moby Dick", suggesting it was significantly shorter. They joked about how their book would have been a pamphlet in comparison.

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And that's unfortunate. Moby Dick was just to be a turnout to be a pamphlet.

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Isabel Wilkerson

Caste

The Origins of Our Discontents

The speaker discussed the book's focus on the caste system in America and how it relates to the caste system in India.

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I read cast by Isabel Wilkerson.

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The speaker discussed the book's focus on the caste system in America and how it relates to the caste system in India.

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I read cast by Isabel Wilkerson.

The cast system in America.

The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics Cover

Daniel James Brown

The Boys in the Boat

Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

Trixie enthusiastically recommended "The Boys", noting its dark and violent content, including sexual assault and gore. It's a satirical look at what superheroes would be like in reality.

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And then I read this series called the boys which is apparently a TV series now. I read the whole thing You don't know not but you don't know about this one I don't watch television at all, but I watc...

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Trixie enthusiastically recommended "The Boys", noting its dark and violent content, including sexual assault and gore. It's a satirical look at what superheroes would be like in reality.

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And then I read this series called the boys which is apparently a TV series now. I read the whole thing You don't know not but you don't know about this one I don't watch television at all, but I watched the whole I read the whole you're such a liar when you think books I'm all of them. Um, it's such a great show. Yeah, it's amazing. The book was amazing

Yeah, it was it's so bloody and it's so nasty and and rapey. Well, yeah, but I mean sexually assault Bloody it's very dark. Yeah, very very Morning blood violence sexual assault. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but what I liked about is well if superheroes were real They would be basically like asshole corporate owned. Yeah. Yeah, like plus Elizabeth shoe is in the first season

Yeah, and it's also like, you know, these superheroes are like squeaky clean publicity wise But behind the scenes to like corporate bribes crime sexual assault drugs, yes, it's but basically just capitalism Yeah, because let's be honest if you're human beings and you had powers that made you untouchable Do you think it would really make you a better person?

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John Grisham

The Pelican Brief

Trixie compared men's lying about sex to John Grisham's novel "The Pelican Brief" in that they create fantasies, not truths.

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They're not creating fantasies. They're John Grisham. It's The Pelican Brief. It's the firm. It's Tom Cruise and the firm.

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Trixie compared men's lying about sex to John Grisham's novel "The Pelican Brief" in that they create fantasies, not truths.

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They're not creating fantasies. They're John Grisham. It's The Pelican Brief. It's the firm. It's Tom Cruise and the firm.

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Robert H. Bork

The Tempting Of America (The Political Seduction of the Law)

The podcasters discussed a book by Michelle, who was previously involved with the group Seduction. Michelle detailed her experience touring with them, including her monthly salary and the pressure to feel grateful for the opportunity.

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I know we've talked about it when I read Michelle's book. She talked about seduction. She was in seduction for two years.

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The podcasters discussed a book by Michelle, who was previously involved with the group Seduction. Michelle detailed her experience touring with them, including her monthly salary and the pressure to feel grateful for the opportunity.

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I know we've talked about it when I read Michelle's book. She talked about seduction. She was in seduction for two years.

Michelle talks about it. Take a look at the cleaners. Michelle ended seduction two years and ended it borderline in debt and Michelle was playing.

I think she was making I forget what she says in the book, but it's something like $1,000 a month was her pay on tour with seduction grateful.

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Janna Levin

Black Hole Survival Guide

This graphic novel was discussed by the host and was about an STI that caused mutations. They compared it to the film Crimes of the Future.

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There's another one I want to read called, um, black hole.

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This graphic novel was discussed by the host and was about an STI that caused mutations. They compared it to the film Crimes of the Future.

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There's another one I want to read called, um, black hole.

I, cause, um, I told you I read Watchmen and I told David Silver, I was like, I loved this book. And he goes, yeah, it's considered the best graphic novel of all time.

But black hole, I think is a foot on what I've read.

It's a graphic novel about an STI that breaks out at a high school that makes you mutate and like grow limbs and stuff.

And so it's about like teenage sex STI stigma where people like grow second eyeballs, third eye, and so forth.

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Taro Gomi

Everyone Poops (Taro Gomi)

It was mentioned as a children's book about pooping, contrasting it to the podcast's perceived association with similar themes on Amazon's suggestions.

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No, this was not that it was like is this forensics like scientists like dissecting an owl pellet? It was like poopy, poopy pants, poopy. I don't know. I was hoping we'd be, you know, kind of like Sar...

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It was mentioned as a children's book about pooping, contrasting it to the podcast's perceived association with similar themes on Amazon's suggestions.

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No, this was not that it was like is this forensics like scientists like dissecting an owl pellet? It was like poopy, poopy pants, poopy. I don't know. I was hoping we'd be, you know, kind of like Sarah Silverman, The Bedwetter or like, you know, David Sedaris.

Undoing Drugs: The Untold Story of Harm Reduction and the Future of Addiction Cover

Maia Szalavitz

Undoing Drugs

The Untold Story of Harm Reduction and the Future of Addiction

The speaker explained that it is a book on harm reduction and clean needle movements.

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I was going to recommend Undoing Drugs.

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The speaker explained that it is a book on harm reduction and clean needle movements.

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I was going to recommend Undoing Drugs.

Yeah. What does that mean?

About harm reduction.

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Nicholas Sparks

The Notebook

The film "The Notebook" was mentioned as an example of a love story with a "good, safe, handsome" guy versus a "hot, wild, unpredictable" guy, referencing the archetypal characters of James Dean and Ryan Gosling.

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Oh, you know what it is? It's The Notebook. Remember? Because there's nothing wrong with James Marston in that. It's like, why wouldn't you marry him? But then Ryan Gosling is like...

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The film "The Notebook" was mentioned as an example of a love story with a "good, safe, handsome" guy versus a "hot, wild, unpredictable" guy, referencing the archetypal characters of James Dean and Ryan Gosling.

"

Oh, you know what it is? It's The Notebook. Remember? Because there's nothing wrong with James Marston in that. It's like, why wouldn't you marry him? But then Ryan Gosling is like...

I'm Glad My Mom Died Cover

Jennette McCurdy

I'm Glad My Mom Died

Drew Afualo referenced Jeanette McCurdy's book, "I'm Glad My Mom Died", to exemplify a catchy and inflammatory title.

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So that was my understanding of a title, but thankfully we picked a better title, I think. And now that gets to live as a chapter title, which is better for me, but I think it worked out for the best,...

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Drew Afualo referenced Jeanette McCurdy's book, "I'm Glad My Mom Died", to exemplify a catchy and inflammatory title.

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So that was my understanding of a title, but thankfully we picked a better title, I think. And now that gets to live as a chapter title, which is better for me, but I think it worked out for the best, but the title was pretty difficult to come up with. I'm just proud. I came up with it. I like an inflammatory title and loud still kind of probes. Absolutely. It would have been crazy to be like, my eyes are up here.

The duo follow story. Like, it's like what? Or like, you know, I like the idea of like a catchy title, but I do get that. That was a little dark. That's what they told me. I was like, especially with after having written the whole thing and the manuscript and everything, even my editor was like, I think that this title works in better context after you read it.

Like after you read it, you're like, oh, that makes sense because it's like satirical in its very nature. And he's like, but that's not like what you want a title to be. And I was like, all right, I guess I'll trust you man who works in publishing for 20 years. Guess I'll trust you.

I'm just proud. I came up with it. I like an inflammatory title and loud still kind of probes. Absolutely. It would have been crazy to be like, my eyes are up here.

But I was thinking in the same vein as like Jeanette McCurdy's book, which is like, I'm Glad My Mom Died. It's like, that's not necessarily true, but it's like catchy.

The Shining Cover

Stephen King

The Shining

The hosts referenced the horror novel "The Shining" by Stephen King, drawing a comparison to a show about Peaches Christ and Varla Jean Merman living in Provincetown over the winter.

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The Whining that was like The Shining, but it was about Peaches and Varla living in P-Town over the winter.

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The hosts referenced the horror novel "The Shining" by Stephen King, drawing a comparison to a show about Peaches Christ and Varla Jean Merman living in Provincetown over the winter.

"

The Whining that was like The Shining, but it was about Peaches and Varla living in P-Town over the winter.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer: Original Illustrations Cover

Mark Twain

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Original Illustrations

It was mentioned as an example of fiction, suggesting that dick size is a fictional concept like the stories in books.

"

The adventures of the Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer, Gerald's game. It's crazy.

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It was mentioned as an example of fiction, suggesting that dick size is a fictional concept like the stories in books.

"

The adventures of the Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer, Gerald's game. It's crazy.

The Firm: A Novel (The Firm Series) Cover

John Grisham

The Firm

A Novel (The Firm Series)

Trixie mentioned "The Firm" as a book by John Grisham that represents the lies men tell about sex.

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They're not creating fantasies. They're John Grisham. It's the Pelican Brief. It's The Firm. It's Tom Cruise and The Firm.

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Trixie mentioned "The Firm" as a book by John Grisham that represents the lies men tell about sex.

"

They're not creating fantasies. They're John Grisham. It's the Pelican Brief. It's The Firm. It's Tom Cruise and The Firm.

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L. Ron Hubbard

Dianetics

The Modern Science of Mental Health

The host mentioned the book, suggesting that it was a book they would encounter at the Scientology museum.

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Dianetics book one.

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The host mentioned the book, suggesting that it was a book they would encounter at the Scientology museum.

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Dianetics book one.

Christine Cover

Stephen King

Christine

The book was mentioned as currently being read by one of the podcast hosts. It was described as thrilling and focusing on a sentient, vengeful car.

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I'm reading Christine right now.

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The book was mentioned as currently being read by one of the podcast hosts. It was described as thrilling and focusing on a sentient, vengeful car.

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I'm reading Christine right now.

The Running Man: A Novel Cover

Stephen King

The Running Man

A Novel

It was suggested as a similar novel to 'The Long Walk,' featuring a race with a deadly consequence.

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Have you read The Running Man?

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It was suggested as a similar novel to 'The Long Walk,' featuring a race with a deadly consequence.

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Have you read The Running Man?

I feel like you might love that. Is it about running? It's like same scenario pretty much except.

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