Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

I love the fountainhead. Fountainhead fucking rules.

Carlos Castaneda rules although that guy turned out to kind of freak out, convince people to kill themselves.

Dude, it happens. True. Sometimes that's the answer.

I jumped off a cliff and disappeared and then like meanwhile he's like died of liver failure something crazy happened where like the three closest people to him got their heads cut off or something.

Something his first books phenomenal, first talking about that shit with maybe all Colts didn't end like that.

I'm not gonna lie officer, I had about I would say five hits of aminita muscaria, I was about a one-to-one-to-one of Blue Otis, dude, just some like buzzed head cop being like I'm lunch caps right now.

I might have to watch girls I've never watched a girl.

Good good friend of the show Mickey Leaper was telling me like girls

I think it starts with someone getting like their ass seen or something

I think the first episode is a Brian Williams daughter

I got into like three episodes and I was like no piece wrong. This this is it's pretty bad

It's about a professor who is he's born into a black family But he's so fair-skinned that he actually goes and pretends he's Jewish And his whole life is about like he gets accused of racism as like a like pretend Jewish guy

But he's secretly black and he's like man. This is fucking bullshit, but he can't lie about it's pretty fun Yeah, good book. So wait at the end. He kind of he does the it's basically the Chappelle racist

Kind of yeah, but it's bullshit too because he's just using outdated language and somebody there It's it's a it's a very long story. I won't spoil wait He gets canceled in the book for like do this book was written in like the 90s was he gets canceled

He's like I was doing cancel him from the cancel him But he doesn't want to come out because his whole life's built around that you like this kids don't even know Awesome book human Philip Ross fuckable.

There was you ever get into sci-fi with like L Heinlein Robert Heinlein wrote Stranger in a Strange Land But I remember reading one of his books and like he got a lot of money writing books but he just eventually started dictating books get a guy sit there and he'd be like Once upon a time that come on fucking write this shit and he would talk and he started just talking book I'm like, yeah, that's gotta be the sickest shit in the world. Yeah, that's gone the top 10 stuff of his getting chicks wet Novel to another person and being like I'm tired It's awesome. Yeah, that shit rules. Yeah, I've just gotten to the realm of like Paying people because before you're like, I'm gonna lose my fucking money. I can't pay people anything now I have I have a bro and he doesn't explain to my wife's like what does he do? And I'm like, I pay him every week when I need him. I call him Yeah, sometimes I yell I don't need him for a couple weeks and that's fine Yeah, but when I need him it's worth every fucking penny. Yeah, bro life-changing shit. It's literally pays for himself Yeah, dude, in fact, he doesn't know this but he I make way more money than Yeah, otherwise you have to fire but I give him raises every like three to six months and he feels good too Yeah, you'd be like I can somehow give you more money. So yeah, I have more money. Oh my god, right? That is a nice feeling. Yeah Oh, I turns out my you know, I didn't starve or die so you can have a little more money, right? Thank you so much. Yeah. All right. I hope this doesn't blow up in all of our faces, but yeah, it's working for now

We listened to the hunter Biden. Uh, all right memoirs and we listen to the spud told me listen to last like three hours of his

Like drug years, dude, it's bell ringers the what the bell ringers or whatever. He keeps calling Is that what he calls crack? Yeah, if you hit it hard you get your bell wrong. He we're still in alcohol right now

We're making our way to I just listened to war modes. Yes, but it's actually it is a really good. Listen a lot of it It's warm out. Yeah, what was the shit? I made the book the book is a good listen

And I mean there's a cynical part of me that's like it was written by ghostwriters for a PR company for the Democratic Party Yeah, absolutely, but dude, he's entirely his tails are still like so far. I'm like pretty sick with a crack

He didn't get to the crack yet. He's just drinking dude We'll get yeah, I've heard I heard Mormon was talking about the booze stories of him like and then next thing you know You're drinking a bottle of vodka in the garage watching Game of Thrones

I was driving as he was saying that and I was like Fucking right dude. That's a good night. It's like what you drinking vodka watching Battlestar Galactica.

Like I was at one point I was gonna cry I was like Joe Biden is actually a pretty good father, dude We should be like he worked on me on the way up dude. I cried during succession this week

That's Joe fucking rules. Oh, have you watched the last episode? I don't think I've ever seen the very last one Hmm you know what no I did watch ice. No I do watch I watch season 1 and season 2 yes

I did I skipped season 3 the new seasons out right now But there's a new season a new season in the last episode made me cry.

Oh, I didn't see the news at my parents house just

Got me choked up dude. I'm such a dumb bitch dude the book got me on the way up They're talking about that fucking church shooting and the one yeah Yeah

in there they're talking when Biden went back to that church after his son had just died and he's like Again, the book seems to be a little bit horse feeding We're so he didn't plan on giving a speech and then he goes up

He's like and this is what he said and they asked him to speak and it's like a beautiful. Yeah, dude He's just like faith sees the best in the darkness and I was like sitting there

It's like Biden does have that there is that part of Biden? I like yeah, he's like we're America, dude We can do anything we want. Come on You start to love him dude, yeah, it works cuz he's just like he it's dude

Now tell you what, that fucking plague book as we messed up, the parasite, you brought up parasites. It made me, you're reading about The Plague right now.

I'm reading that. I'm listening to that fucking plague book.

Napoleon Dynamite did that first time I saw Napoleon Dynamite just walked out like what the fuck was that?

I watched it again. I'm like, this is a masterpiece

Yeah, when I first saw I was like, yeah, then I watched again. I'm like, yo, this is the

I think he wrote the book called I don't remember. It's not how to live forever

That's maybe it is how to live forever

I don't know a bunch of guys out here writing books about eating vegetables making millions of dollars

But

Peter atia his origin story about how he became like a bio health hacker is actually kind of sick

Everything that you know about Watergate, the vast majority of is is a lie.

So my goal was to be the unified field theory of watergate revisionist books.

And they're the most pathological liars of probably anybody in the entire watergate saga.

Everything that like I said when we started everything that you know about Watergate Is a lie.

And the official narrative with watergate is Richard Nixon sanctioned Watergate.

And he's the guy he had a book called it's actually a great piece of fiction It's called Blind Ambition.

And marine's dean was Watergate a woman's journey.

I wrote a book called confessions of a dc. Madam and was a guy about a guy who ran a gay escort service in washington dc.

Romans 8 5 6 says the mind governed by the flesh is death, but the mind governed by the spirit is life and peace that's what I'm talking about the habit of self-pleasure is a great example of the flesh governing the mind.

I'm just trying to lay in the sun trying to read the Rainmaker.

I quote you to a book. They are called the book. Mexican book. The Mexican, the Mexican, the Mexican, your dump are too big for it.

I got, I can't stop just now I'm on a nice book right now. The invention of the diesel engine. I showed you that.

Just a nice tail, a nice linear tail that I'm following that I'm like, this is fucking, that's what, that's what dads get into.

I've been getting pumped on the nuns lately I've told you I read that book about the guy making the pilgrimage from the Via Frangelica Start in Canterbury, England, walk to Rome It's pretty tight Hell yeah And you get to stamp your You get to stop at like little Anywhere the monks are chilling you get to stop and just be like Is this where you're buying your sins out of hell Buying your way out of hell Well it's traditionally but now you can just do it You have a little pilgrim passport and you stop They'll be like yeah you can sleep here for the night They half forgive you lodging Nice It's pretty tight It's like old west rules Yeah It's pretty tight

You go through all the little cities and they have a little history of every city in France It was pretty sick That'd be really cool

I think he wrote a whole book on how much he hated Jewish people.

Did he really? That they deserved to be in hell and like yeah.

The Jews and their lies was the.

That was his book? The Treatsy?

Yeah he wrote a long pamphlet on the Jews and their lies.