Lovett or Leave It

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You have a new memorial called The Yards Between Us and in it you talk about coming out to a friend in college.

The book is The Yards Between Us by R.K. Russell this is so great everybody check it out.

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I have five pages left of issue gurus, lesser work. And it's just sitting next to my bed. Those five pages, those are the heaviest fucking pages in the goddamn I can't turn them. I can't turn them. Not when there's not when there's, um, uh, a demon spawn to shoot at and earn even better Helms.

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You have a book called, Undercooked, subtitled How I Let Food Become My Life Navigator, and how maybe that's a dumb way to live.

What's it about?

It's about food.

Yeah. Did it take over?

Yeah, I'm a big restaurant whore.

I'm a big foodie.

I'm all about that game.

And I played that game to its fullest.

And it left me unsatisfied, but I wrote a book about it.

And it's fun, like standalone essays about food.

I mean, I've been called the David Sedaris of food by my mother.

She's an immigrant, so she can hardly read.

Nice.

Yeah. But she liked the book.

She loved the book.

And did anyone who didn't give birth to you, they like it too?

Yeah. A lot of people.

It was a bestseller on Amazon.

Don't support Amazon though, right guys?

Buy it on bookstore.org.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah.

That was the same person who said butt sex, by the way.

I love bookstore.org.

I love reading books and butt sex, and we're all out of books.

I'll bring my PCR copy of Stand By Me.

Everybody, check out Dan's book, Undercooked.

Undercooked.

There's an audio book too, which I read myself, which is an awful thing.

I highly don't, if anyone's doing a book, don't ever do that.

Because for two days, for eight hours a day, I was reading this book.

And it's very vulnerable.

I'm talking about very personal stories that I should be sharing with the therapist.

But instead, there's just this dorky sound engineer on the other side.

You're pointing at Steven.

Is that who you mean?

Someone like that?

Yeah, totally like a Steven.

He's like, Dan, I think you're crying.

Can you stop crying? We're hearing it on the mic.

Stop crying.

I'm like, OK, I'm sorry.

I'm talking about my dead brother.

The book is Undercooked.

When we come back, it's a funny book.

It's not just Dead Brother.

There's a little Dead Brother, but it's a funny book.

Just a touch.

Yeah, just a dash of Dead Brother.

A pinch.

Jesus.

Should we keep going?

Nope.

Dan will stick around for the rant wheel in a bit.

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Is it morally acceptable to edit the unsavory boots out of Roald Dahl books?

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If it's in a word or it's in a look, you can't get rid of the Babadook.

If you're a really clever one and you know what it is to see, then you can make friends with a special one, a friend of you and me. His name is Mr. Babadook and this is his book.

His name is Mr. Babadook and this is his book. A rumbling sound, then three sharp knocks. Ba-ba-ba-dook, dook, dook. That's when you'll know he's around. You'll see him if you look. This is what he wears on top. He's funny, don't you think? See him in your room at night. And you won't sleep a wink. I'll soon take off my funny disguise. Take heed of what you've read.

Once you see what's underneath, you're going to wish you were dead. Why?

Why even have that book? Well, why not say where'd this book come from? Yeah, that's actually a really--like, okay, keep going.

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It's got, I think like 10 or 11 chapters and in the chapters are recipes. You know, like cookbooks have recipes. I know about them. And it's just really fun and cool. And I'm not selling it right now. You should buy it.

It's really good. And it's really good. It's really good, you guys. Just buy it. You won't regret it.

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In his memoir, page boy Elliot Page reveals that he had a secret romantic relationship with Kate Mara.

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This recipe can also be found in the book of the revelation.

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He is an organizational psychologist, professor and author of the book Think Again, the power of knowing what you don't know.

I really enjoyed the book... I'm excited to talk to you about it.

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So you wrote a book called Writing Movies for Fun and Profit. How we made a billion dollars at the box office. I would like to point out on the actual title, the words of fun and is crossed out. So it's actually writing movies for profit.

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And he's a special correspondent for Vanity Fair and a best-selling author. His new book is American Kingpin, Nick Bilton.

I wrote the Twitter book.

I think it was four years ago, three or four years ago it came out.

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Now, Josh, you've written a book about Malort.

So Josh, how did Malort become associated with the city or how did the city become associated with Malort?

Also, buy the book.

Buy the book on Malort.

Yeah, buy the Malort book.