Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Kathy Park Hong writes about this in her book, Minor Feelings in Asian American Reckoning, everyone should read it, even if you're not Asian.

She has this whole essay in the book where she started at the Iowa writers workshop and Faced this frustration where she was like they tell you to write what you know

So I feel like I have to write about Asian stuff. But if I were to say Write about nature. Let's say the feeling around that is everyone being like, well, why is this Asian girl writing about nature?

Why isn't she writing about Asian stuff? I don't know It's a bit this is all to say that like survivor is or or shock test for the yes

So my first answer is the Honey video by Mariah Carey. Thank you so much from the album Butterfly.

It was so formative for me because the album cover for Butterfly kind of speaks to the entire aesthetic of the Honey video from a tone standpoint, from a coloring standpoint, from a hair standpoint.

She was acting fully up and you know, many say that Honey may be about cum. Oh, Honey is about cum.

Honey, I can't describe how good it feels inside. It's got to be cum. Just another taste of your honey.

Butterfly is my culture that made me say culture was for me.

But then Butterfly even though that was like the turning point in her career You can say that's a great album. It was my favorite album

I share John Early's sentiment that the title of her autobiography is Scrappy Little Nobody, and that is not good.

I don't think so, Anna Catcher, listen, and this is why I am, by the way, I as you know, RuPaul just followed, like it's like the Twitter, the Twitter cloud has increased so heavily in the past two years, I know that I am risking a lot, no, by talking about this, okay, but to me, it's worth it.

You named your memoir Scrappy Little, no, Scrappy Little Nobody, no, no, no, no, okay, I just, I just don't know, I don't know really what else to say but that's absolutely inexcusable.

It's not okay, it's not okay, I don't, you're not a Scrappy Little Nobody if you're like if your quote is like three million for a movie.

You're not a Scrappy Little Nobody if you have a house in the Hollywood Hills, like I just and you're not a Scrappy Little Nobody if you have an ongoing singing voice, like I don't like that's no you.

You should name your autobiography that, just because, just cuz, and just get the cease and desist but ignore it.

Did you read The Argonauts by Maggie Nelson?

She's got to read it.

Basically, it's I don't know. It's a whole book that's like a love letter to the writer of Maggie Nelson's partner. Partner. Harry Dodge who's like an amazing experimental artist in Los Angeles like a legend in Los Angeles.

And like the whole thing that she ruminates on in the book is she's like, it's interesting to like to sort of fall into some mental model of heteronormative activity while I have this human growing inside of me. Growing inside of me while I'm also queering sexuality and relationships.

And there's a sequel coming out. What? And it's Harry's perspective. Oh my God. You're going to lose your mind.

Did you read The Argonauts by Maggie Nelson?

Basically, it's I don't know. It's a whole book that's like a love letter to the writer of Maggie Nelson's partner, Harry Dodge who's like an amazing experimental artist in Los Angeles like a legend in Los Angeles.

Yes. And like the whole thing that she ruminates on in the book is she's like, it's interesting to like to sort of fall into some mental model of heteronormative activity while I have this human growing inside of me, growing inside of me while I'm also queering sexuality and relationships.

And it's so beautiful. And there's a sequel coming out.

And it's Harry's perspective.

Everyone should be Severed by Ling Ma. It's an amazing post-apocalyptic book about millennial culture.

They're the hosts of guys we fucked.

They're the comedy duo. Sorry about last night. Y'all, they have books and shit. That is like aspirational. Imagine having a book.

That is one of the things I want. That is one of the things you want. We should talk. We should talk.

I would love to talk about this with them. Can we candidly talk at some point? You and I about a book?

I thank them in the front of our book, one of the, I thank the Spice Girls and my mom.

They're the hosts of Guys We F****d. They're the comedy duo. Sorry about last night. Y'all, they have books and shit.

That is one of the things I want.

That is one of the things you want.

I thank the Spice Girls and my mom.

I think they wanted us to like write it in unison.

True to yourself, George found a strange word in the words and his fear was gone, he squared his shoulders and faced the mouth of her gun. True to yourself, that was something worth dying for.

He saw a flicker of emotion in the old woman's eyes, admiration. He couldn't be sure for at the moment, a shot rang out from the end of the corridor and the top director fell back, nursing a hand, suddenly bright with blood.

True to yourself, George found a strange word in the words and his fear was gone. He squared his shoulders and faced the mouth of her gun. True to yourself, that was something worth dying for.

He saw flicker of emotion in the old woman's eyes, admiration. He couldn't be sure for at the moment a shot rang out from the end of the corridor and the top director fell back nursing a hand suddenly bright with a blood. Wait what? Did somebody else shoot her?

Roving, roving band of bachelors. Roving band of bachelors. Broken or is it Jenny? Oh no, no, no Jenny. No, no, no, don't do this. Let him go.

It was Jenny's voice. No, no, no Jenny. She was sheltered by a partly open door at the foot of the stairway. Don't be a fool the old woman replied, he's seen too much it doesn't matter who would believe him, you're upset, you don't realize he's mine and I want him.

The director will give you a refund of the purchase price. Oh my god, you didn't understand me. I don't want one of your pretty automatons, anybody can buy them for a few shares of stock. I want a man, a real man. I want to belong to him, he belongs to you, you bought him and that's what's wrong. We really belong to each other. Oh, this is so cheesy.

Did you see Jane Fonda in 'Five Acts'?

Oh my God, it's based on the memoir.

Did you see Jane Fonda in 'Five Acts'?

Oh my God, it's based on the memoir.

You can read his books, drag teen or A Very, Very Bad Thing.

You can read his books, drag teen or A Very, Very Bad Thing.

If you've never read either of her books, Find Me or Celebrity Detox, Find Me is this amazing book that was during the Rosie O'Donnell show where this woman basically contacted her adoption nonprofit, a company and was saying she was a pregnant teen and needed help and da-da-da.

If you've never read either of her books, "Find Me" or "Celebrity Detox", "Find Me" is this amazing book that was during the Rosie O'Donnell show where this woman basically contacted her adoption nonprofit, a company and was saying she was a pregnant teen and needed help and da-da-da. And then basically Rosie got very involved in trying to help this kid and it realizes this isn't a spoiler. This is what the book's about.

If you've never read either of her books, Find Me or Celebrity Detox, Find Me is this amazing book that was during the Rosie O'Donnell show where this woman basically contacted her adoption nonprofit, a company and was saying she was a pregnant teen and needed help and da-da-da.

If you've never read either of her books, "Find Me" or "Celebrity Detox", "Find Me" is this amazing book that was during the Rosie O'Donnell show where this woman basically contacted her adoption nonprofit, a company and was saying she was a pregnant teen and needed help and da-da-da. And then basically Rosie got very involved in trying to help this kid and it realizes this isn't a spoiler. This is what the book's about.

She has an incredible fucking album. Glitter cheese album.

Glitter cheese and it's the handle too.

She has an incredible fucking album. Glitter cheese album.

He wishes and he couldn't. The Bitch Switch.

I love a little night music.

If I could die on cue.

I don't think so honey, Lea Remini's book. I've already had to watch you in a movie, a bunch of TV shows and now I have to read something you wrote.

We get it. You had a really hard time. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. You had a really hard time.

If you want to write a book Lea Remini, choose a topic that hasn't been done to death by an HBO documentary.

And you a thousand times. I'm gonna be honest Lea Remini's book. I don't totally know much about you Lea Remini's book. But here's the thing.

Lea Remini's book, if you want to name yourself Troublemaker, maybe make some trouble. Seems to me like you're just pandering to a bunch of people who already agree with you.

I don't think so, honey. Lea Remini's book. I've already had to watch you in a movie, a bunch of TV shows and now I have to read something you wrote.

We get it. You had a really hard time. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. You had a really hard time.

If you want to write a book Lea Remini, choose a topic that hasn't been done to death by an HBO documentary.

Lea Remini's book, if you want to name yourself Troublemaker, maybe make some trouble.

We just discussed this for his incredible, incredible book. Everything Is Awful and other observations.

We just discussed this for his incredible, incredible book. Everything Is Awful and other observations.