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He's the bestselling author of Start Without Me and Do You Mind If I Cancel?

He's the bestselling author of Start Without Me and Do You Mind If I Cancel?

He's the bestselling author of Start Without Me and Do You Mind If I Cancel?

He's the bestselling author of Start Without Me and Do You Mind If I Cancel?

You know who else is the traditional wife? Serena Waterford on The Handmaid's Tale.

Yeah, she's also a sociopath.

And I'm going to tell you, you do kind of get these sociopathic vibes from these videos. They're like, it's like a Stepford slash sociopath vibe.

What did they say on The Handmaid's Tale? Blessed be the fruit.

Oh, blessed be the fruit. Under his eye. Under his eye, yes. Under his eye. Under his eye.

Well, We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay is a book that I wrote in the past year or so.

And it's mostly travels that I've taken with Brad over the past year.

And also trips that I've taken when I was younger.

And some of my thoughts, tips that I share about places that I like.

And it kind of came about because I love to travel.

I've been traveling since I was a little kid. My dad worked for a cruise line in Sal's. We used to get to go on a free cruise a year.

So I became, ever since that, obsessed with travel.

And so much of my Instagram is me kind of taking people where I go.

So I was just like, I kind of want to write about this because it feels like I have so much to say about it.

So I spent a year kind of chronicling all the trips that I took.

And then I put it in, look, I have it right next to me. This book that is out today.

Also, my dream, also I wrote it to come out in July because I want to see people taking it on vacation.

Like I'm like, oh, whenever I'm on vacation by a pool and I see somebody with a book, I'm like, I want to write a book that you take on vacation.

So people will read it by the swimming pool on vacation.

So that's why I wrote it. It's really funny.

Well, We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay is a book that I wrote in the past year or so,

And it's mostly travels that I've taken with Brad over the past year and also trips that I've taken when I was younger.

Remember that book I found in Walmart? What was it called? Scientific Facts In The Bible. About three pages long.

So it has all of these like Noah's Ark type books. My favorite book that I've found, Michael, is probably one eighth of an inch thick. And I'm not overselling this here. And the cover of it said, Scientific Facts In The Bible. Oh God, why are they doing this?

Some of them have a Book of Mormon.

Everything good must come to an end at some point.

Like I was a fan. I grew up with them.

I was one of the first kids who read Harry Potter in my, in my class. And I remember it because I was in fifth grade and my teacher called over the couple of us who had read it. And she was like, is it okay for my, my kid to read? Cause I'm hearing some stuff that it's like satanic.

Cause if you recall, yeah, there was a big, yeah. They were like, you know, if you read the hidden message in Harry Potter, you know, JK Rowling wants your kid to, you know, suck the devil's dick or whatever.

But now JK Rowling is a piece of shit.

a book on mental health

And I can tell because there's an entire chapter that's dedicated to his hair.

It's called the name of the chapter is called Flip, Flat, Flop.

OK, let me let me just say to you, he did try a hair transplant.

That's the reason for the flip, flat flop.

And so, you know, hence again, the flip flop flop, which is to cover the scars that resulted from a botched or a non successful hair transplant.

Some books last like you've got The Iliad and the Odyssey.

I read your book, To Infinity and Beyond, great title of course, and you do a great job. There are a lot of things I had never even heard of or thought of.

Well, that's the whole point. We're handpicking things. It's our ascent from earth's surface to the edge of the universe, but with our bodies, with our machines, with our space probes and with our mind.

And it's that journey where at any given moment, there's a point that feels like it's infinity away. Right. But then clever people and new inventions and new materials enable it. And now you have new understandings of infinity.

Well, you do a great job of like, I don't want to say dumbing it down, but speaking it in a plain enough language that I get it.

Give me the cake that the Trunchbull ate in Matilda any day of the week.

She's a digital creator and advice expert, host of the It's Me Tinks podcast and New York Times best selling author of The Shift.

I was at the bookstore in the travel book section and I'm just kind of like salivating over should I buy the Italy book? Should I buy the France book?

I was at the bookstore in the travel book section and I'm just kind of like salivating over should I buy the Italy book? Should I buy the France book?

He released a book last year and it's called The Courage to Be Free.

He talks about his fairy tale wedding to journalist Casey Black DeSantis.

He says, Casey's family was what one might call a family of Disney enthusiasts.

They loved going to Disney World.

He wrote in a chapter titled The Magic Kingdom of Woke Corporatism.

It's not imposter syndrome you really do suck at everything.

No one is coming to save you. You were the adult. I'm so sorry.

The only person you can truly rely on is you. What a fucking nightmare.

Just be yourself, but not your real self. No one wants to see that shit.

Have a panic attack. You burned it.

Like we - there's this Brandi Carlile song called The Mother and it - there's some lyrics in it that talk about like you were not an accident.