I've Had It

No, I read Revenge, but I haven't read Disloyal.

And as everybody knows, pumps shaves her Siberian Husky and the Siberian Husky is having health problems and we are in the throes of an Arctic blast. And so I'm wondering if there's some Munchausen by proxy with pumps and Blaze.

Well, it's funny because Sam, when I was running him up to the vet all the time thinking he needed different tests, Sam was like, I think you have Munchausen by proxy. He's not sick, blah, blah, blah.

Six Feet Under was amazing and you don't know about it because you're kind of a twat.

Six Feet Under was a fantastic show.

And it said like on the last page, it said, God is real unlike Santa Claus.

And it was for little kids. I remember I cried all night.

Some books last like you've got the Iliad and The Odyssey.

Pumps has been reading her book. Read it. It's so good.

I read it in like four hours. It was so good it made me hungry which I'm not happy about.

It's a great story. I love all the strong women in your background. It was really heartfelt and touching.

I have to tell you just straight up I fucking loved your book.

I particularly I really enjoyed the book. I have to say it was great.

Listener, let's welcome to I've had it. The global superstar author of Dear Future Mama and the mother of two Megan trainer.

women seem to be reading porn even if they're not watching porn men don't read porn we don't take these books like the they're very hot sexy i don't remember what they're called but there's a word for them yeah uh and what is it a romance novel erotica okay yeah they're not not romance penthouse diary it's porn it's written porn right now so just saying what i was trying to say was that women have alternative vices even if they don't realize that they're watching porn they're consuming some porn right now i agree with that because i've read some steamers

And so, you know, then as an adult and I talk a lot about this in my second book, Love That Story, kind of my like my experience to gender expression and like my relationship to my gender expression, because it really I think I didn't know that there was an option other than being a gay man.

And also a lot of my gender fluidity and my femininity, I really stifled not only for the acceptance of my cisgender, you know, straight counterparts.

She is the author of "Too Much and Never Enough How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man" and her podcast is called the "Mary Trump Show with the Nerd Avengers".

I felt like if I didn't nail the psychology in a way that had a lot of explanatory power for people who maybe weren't so familiar with the terminology I would have failed.

In her book, in her book, she wrote that when he was married to Ivanka, they would send her a three pack of underwear sardines.

I know it's exciting. I know. Okay. Listener, um, follow us, hot shit tour, Patreon, documentary club. Voice memos on Instagram. The voice memos. Tell them when we're going to see them.

This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding baby's belly button. The title makes this much clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist.

Baby's belly button is right where it's supposed to be on the baby's stomach, right where it clearly shows you on the cover of the book.

This plot is a complete mess as a result of its reliance on the mystery of where the belly button is.

Everything falls apart the second you realize that the belly button was in plain sight all along. There is no conflict. There is no character development.

Where's Baby's Asshole? Hey! Now that's a book I can write as of today.

I love, love, love your Netflix special 30, 37. It's great.

And I want your audience go check out the special Netflix 37 single, watch it and share it with people and enjoy it and make your Instagram story, all those things.

We received copies of your book and there is a lot of insightful information in this little sex book of yours Emily.

Smart Sex. Smart Sex because nobody likes dumb sex.

I started, I faked orgasms until I was 35. I was like, this is done.

Her book is fantastic. She sent us two copies and Pamps and I have been studying it rigorously.

Listener go to sexwithemily.com and find out more because this woman is onto something.

So I decided to write a book about the intersection of mental health and design and about how your home really affects every aspect of your life.

And we dive into color theory and, and light and, and, you know, Feng Shui and then an organization.

And we really talk about how each and everything in your home, it really does affect your mental health.

Your home, your charger, you got to get fully charged when you're at home. So that way you can make it through the night.

It's about the things, putting things in your home that make you happy.

I know you're not ready to be a mom and I hope you don't mess up your child, but here are the What to Expect When You're Expecting books.

We must. We must. We must increase our bust. The bigger the better. The tighter the sweater. The boys are depending on us.

you had read some book and some internet article and you were going to be my pregnancy coach

and you bought ovulation sticks had me pee on them

you're the one you bought the pregnancy test

i failed in choosing the sex of your baby

i made sure she was pregnant with the girl

I laughed out loud a thousand times. It's hilarious.

It's a laugh out loud reader. It is so good.

I think I also say this in the book also

I think my answer went as something like this. I'm going to say hit it because, you know, maybe the investment is worth a good sexual partner and you're going to get a lot of practices slash orgasms. And if they fail, you can just like kick them to the curb as quick as you need to.

I also say this in my book.

So you are the author of a book called The Boundary Boss and a psychoanalyst and you live in-

So you're trying to draw a boundary and then you get shamed for drawing a boundary by a corporation.

So the book is sold everywhere, find books are sold.

When your episode comes out, we'll put the results of our quiz on social and tag you.

I've had it with passive aggressive communication.