Untraditionally Lala

It's a great read and I'm not just saying that. It was an easy read. I read it in two days. Shocker. It was an easy read that I wrote. But that's what I like. That's what I want.

I don't know that I would write a book again.

Just because so much had happened in my life and I felt like I had learned so much about just the system, about myself.

But my last book left kind of a bad taste in my mouth. Just reading who the book was dedicated to and just these sections of my life. Let's read between the lines where I'm like, this was a lie. And I didn't even realize. I was living in fiction.

I think it's going to be fascinating when you write another book.

And I was like, how is she doing this? I think it will be fascinating when you write another book.

you wrote about your sobriety like why you got sober in your book.

I do feel like you talk about it a lot and mention it a lot.

The paperback came out people are really digging it

we're getting photos of it on planes feel free to dm the podcast if you got the paperback and you're like traveling with it or you're reading it by your pool it's cute we love seeing those photos

I do love seeing them yeah and I love people telling me like what they think but if you're if your feedback is not positive I don't need to see it it's not constructive

So that's the drill for this podcast. I'm excited to have them on because it's all things sex.

And when this podcast airs my paperback of the book will be open for purchase will have been released the day before April 12th.

It's with a beautiful red mark that says National Best Seller and you know it's strictly based on copies sold.

National Best Seller is strictly copies sold. Motherfuckers.

I'm very very proud of the book. So it smells great you guys. It feels great. I'm feeling it right now.

If I didn't have book press today for Give Them Lala, by the way, national bestseller paperback is out April 12.

So I look at my schedule and we have, like by the way, the paperback of Give Them Lala, my book, a national bestseller is coming out on April 12th.

Paperbacks the best. I've said that I travel with paperback constantly because you can just like move it around. It's easier.

And this one I'm super excited about because it has the stamp on it of national bestseller, a gorgeous red stamp, national bestseller, and also paperback smells better.

When people say I loved it, I couldn't put it down. It was such an easy read.

No, but it's it's also I'm so sorry, you guys. I'm going to kiss Lala's ass again. It was also just a I read it. I got hired with Lala. And then that next weekend I was going to start. And so I bought the book, read it. And it was a very good read.

I actually talk about this in my book.

When I read it in your book, no lie, I pictured you. I pictured this window getting smashed out and then you just gracefully like stepping through the part that you smashed.

I love even more that me being honest about my journey in life so far has been inspiring to people. That was the whole goal of the book.

I think becoming a national bestseller was just like the cherry on top.

I think it is very important that I write another book and spoiler alert, I've already started. So yes, there will be another book coming.

I feel like I've lived a hundred lifetimes since I wrote that book and I became a mother and anyone who is a mom knows the second you find out that you're pregnant and you feel that first kick and just all of those monumental moments during pregnancy to having them, you become a different human being and your goal in life and what you want to see in the world changes.

I just, there's something that's that's tugging on me to, to share a little bit deeper when something like what I've been through happens and your blinders are taken off and you're, you're open to this brand new world and you know, the independence and just being a woman, you know, I'm not, I'm not the 26 year old girl that I was or 20, 23, 24. When I was on Vanderbilt rules, like I'm a grown woman and you change.

I wrote about you in my book.

Oh, you did? I'm so sorry. You don't read it. Please don't read the book. Just know you're in there and I'm forever grateful.

You're like, I feel like I've lived a thousand lifetimes since that book came out.

And I'm like, this feels like I don't recognize the person that I'm writing about.

I was digging into stories from the time I was like a child to when my dad died through my drinking and what led me to get sober.

Tonight I'm finally getting to do the signing of My book Give Them Lala which is huge

The reason I chose to put things like that in the book are because, you know, I was really struggling with addiction.

it was important for me to show the behavior that I would display and things that I would do when I was drinking.

these are the things that I'm mortified about that I would do when I would drink.

it was a dark time, you know, it was a dark time and, you know, life's not always what it's supposed to be, you know, you know, I, I mean, people don't know all the details, but you, uh, you know, you struggle with addiction and then your father passed away and then, you know, dark.

This, this was a real life sickness that I'm still battling every day. It will never be cured. And it's important for me to be a sober human being because I pulled some stupid shit.

My mom has not read my book, doesn't listen to my podcast and has never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules still to this day.

If you have not ordered your copy or gone out to purchase your copy of my book, Give Them Lala. Make sure you fucking do that.

And I think that in itself is a win just writing the book on top of making even that accolade.

So I do hope going forward, you're kinder to yourself because I think it's a huge accolade to have a book.

There's many people, including myself and who I consider I've done some pretty cool things in life that doesn't have a book.

Lala's book, "Give Them Lala," is finally out, and headed for the New York Times Best Seller's list!

It is very moving. Very real very raw and beautiful

So your new book Give Them Lala is out now Everybody go out and get a copy.

It's more of a book of stories that are either funny life-defining life-changing

I'm not Shakespeare. So it's definitely an easy read.

I have a book coming out called Give Them Lala obviously on May 4th, you can pre-order now.

Will you write another book? That question comes up a lot. I think the other day you and I were talking about this and I was like, maybe I just write a book and I publish it on my own, but I still would have to go through the legal process.

No, but you've already got like a book out. So it would be easy. You kind of already have a pathway laid.

I don't want to write a book until I can tell the whole story. And there's so many screenshots that I want to post that you can't yet.

Of where I left off from the Give Them Lala book.

To where you are now.

Will you write another book? That question comes up a lot. And I think the other day you and I were talking about this and I was like, maybe I just write a book and I publish it on my own, but I still would have to go through the legal process. No, but you've already got like a book out. So it would be easier. You kind of already have a pathway laid.

Of where I left off from the Give Them Lala book.

We did the New York trip. We were there most importantly for the Give Them Lala book. The paperback came out. Yes. People are really digging it.

Remember to purchase the paperback copy of my book, Give Them Lala.

I'm headed off to New York to do some press for the paperback of my book, Give Them Lala.

My paperback of the book will be open for purchase. Will have been released the day before April 12th. Yes. Yes. With the beautiful red mark that says national best seller.

If I didn't have book press today for Give Them Lala, by the way, national bestseller paperback is out April 12th.

by the way, the paperback of Give Them Lala, my book, a national bestseller is coming out on April 12th.

It is the Give Them Lala brand new tour and reminder that my book Give Them Lala is now available in paperback, which is the best day ever for me because I don't really enjoy hard covers.

Paperbacks the best. I've said that I travel with paperback constantly because you can just move it around. It's easier.

There's nothing better than flipping the page to a paperback book... it has a gorgeous red stamp, national bestseller.

I'm super proud of the book. It was a good read, easy to put down, I loved it.

I love when people say that they read my book fast because I'm like, I want to be like, because it's that good. But obviously you're not reading Shakespeare. Pretty easy read, you know, but I love that people are enjoying it.

I think becoming a national bestseller was just like the cherry on top. And I think it is very important that I write another book. Spoiler alert, I've already started.

There are certain chapters in that book that I want to expand deeper on them. It wasn't a book where I said, yeah, let's give the people a thousand pages to read. It was about defining moments, and now I want to speak more about those moments.

The first book, Give Them Lala, had so many moments inside of moments that I think need to be spoken about. I'm tugged on sharing a deeper look at what I've been through.

I read your first one. I write it in two days. I keep it next to my nightstand. Just in case I ever need any wisdom, I can go back to certain pages I have marked down.

I'm still promoting the book. If you have not gone out to purchase your copy or order online.

If you have not ordered your copy or gone out to purchase your copy of my book, Give Them Lala, make sure you fucking do that.

So your new book, Give Them Lala is out now. Everybody go out and get a copy.

It is very moving, very real, very raw and beautiful.

Can I tell you something crazy? Today is the day that I'll find out if it's a New York Times bestseller.

The book is a book of stories. So originally when I wrote it, I sent it in to Simon & Schuster. They wanted to put on the book a memoir. Or not they wanted to. They originally put that on the cover. And I was like, I feel like you can't be 30 years old and write a memoir. There are people that have. I just didn't feel comfortable with it. It's more of a book of stories that are either funny, life-defining, life-changing.

The book is called Give Them Lala and you can get it anywhere that you get books, Amazon target Barnes and Noble.

I have a book for it anyway.

I have a book coming out called Give Them Lala. Obviously on May 4th, you can pre-order now.

I thought you changed the title. Give Them Lala with Randall.

I think anyone could benefit from reading the big book or the 12 Steps because it's just about kind of becoming a better person.

But you know, you're constantly redoing steps. I was on step four for years on end and I thought I was finally going to be over it.

That's why I highly recommend when someone comes to me in my DMs or, you know, on the streets and they're just like, I think I have a drinking problem. What do you recommend? I do. I'm like first and foremost, get the book and start reading and anything that resonates with you.

Highlight, fold the page, because you will feel like that book was written for you specifically.

It's just teaching you how to be a kind person.

in the big book they talk about this. It's like literally what I experienced. You try to limit yourself right.

you know what it's time to pick up the fucking big book and do better

the book, the big book definitely says that to stop everything, you know, because you don't want to pick up on other tendencies

keep in mind in the big book, they talk about this. It's like literally what I experienced.

I would absolutely sit there and say, here is the big book.

When I say I don't wanna help someone get sober, what I mean is, let's say that I was with someone who was struggling with addiction and we shared a child together. I would absolutely sit there and say, here is the big book.

The big book definitely says that to stop everything, you know, because you don't want to pick up on other tendencies.

I think it's important to talk about. And you know, there's some things that I wrote in my book where people like it made a very interesting and funny headline.

Maybe like a Harry Potter sized book. There's a lot. There's a lot.

We would get a little bit buzzed and lay in the bed and watch like Lord of the Rings or like Harry Potter before we got ready for the night.

Time to start Harry Potter, Lala. I know, Harry's next.

Let's all guess what house Lala's in from Harry Potter, you guys.

The thing I know from Harry Potter is when, like, the little redheaded kid is like, Not me.

Like a Harry Potter? Maybe like a Harry Potter size book.

And we always went in the morning to the hotel and we would get a little bit buzzed and lay in the bed and watch like Lord of the Rings or like Harry Potter before we got ready for the night.

They all had on, like, some that looked like the hat on Harry Potter where it's like, oh, Gryffindor! ... the guy's, like, kind of sulking and he makes his way into, like, country land and everyone's got an actual cowboy hat on.

I was a slutty Harry Potter for Monster Mash one year and I was really freaking cute. I think that was my most favorite.

I was a slutty Harry Potter for Monster Mash one year and I was really freaking cute.

Maybe I'll be a slutty Harry Potter this year.

I'm going to be a slutty Harry Potter again this year.

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He was saying he hasn't even read the Book of Mormon.

And to hear him talk about it, he was saying he hasn't even read the Book of Mormon.

It is very strange that he hasn't read the Book of Mormon.

All my homies had read it multiple times before going on their mission. And they read it like right before their mission to just like script up on it. Like learn.

And for him, it's almost like, are you going to like make your parents proud for whatever reason? Or are you going? That's it.

Have you guys ever seen the book of Mormon play?

No, but we need to because I've heard it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

But like when they talk about Joseph Smith and they're like, he did this, that and the other.

I will say a book that I've read. Atomic Habits. It's that. And it kind of like getting better 1% every day and doing those things, that 1% will add up and add up. And that's the drive that you have to have. I always relate back to it. But yeah, doing something every day different to make you 1% better.

I will say a book that I've read. Atomic Habits.

It's that. And it kind of like getting better 1% every day and doing those things that 1% will add up and add up. And that's the drive that you have to have.

We would get a little bit buzzed and lay in the bed and watch like Lord of the Rings or like Harry Potter before we got ready for the night.

I had only seen the first Lord of the Rings.

He's a huge reader, which is a huge turn on for me. They like that and he said I'm reading a book on salt and I was like what and he's like salt I'm reading about the history of salt and he starts telling me all the history of salt how salt used to be used as a currency and like it used to be his money and I was like salt was worth more than gold

You ever heard the term like worth his weight in salt, yeah, so it comes from because it was a currency

He said, "I'm reading a book on salt." I asked what it was called and he replied, "Salt." He then told me how salt was used as a currency and at one point was worth more than gold.

the world is The Devil Wears Prada. That's what it seems like to me.

I've seen the books that had to go from so-and-so to so-and-so that they plan. Then Miranda Priestly gets it. She goes through it with a fine-tooth comb.

It Ends with Us, was about to come out and people noticed that at the beginning of the movie about to come out, Justin and Colleen Hoover, who wrote the book, they're like arm in arm.

It comes out that he was like weird on set. But then there are stories that are coming out that like Blake was kind of controlling the movie.

the movie, It Ends with Us, was about to come out. And people noticed that at the beginning of the movie, about to come out, Justin and Colleen Hoover, who wrote the book, they're like arm in arm. They're doing like E! interviews together.

I've done everyone from like Abraham Hicks to Eckhart Tolle to whatever that, uh, that Tony Robbins guy. I've done all that stuff.

But how do you feel about the whole, like, when I watched He's Just Not That Into You, I was very young when that came out. Not very young, but I wasn't, I certainly wasn't out here trying to find my life partner. No. We're the same age. So we're the same. And I loved it because all the conversations that you have with girlfriends, it just like, it was perfectly presented, right? Where it's like, we don't need to sit here for hours and figure out what this text means or the lack of text, what that means. He doesn't, he's not fucking into you.

back in the day, my friends would come to me or I would, not so much because that movie, He's Just Not That Into You really resonated with me. Oh, love it.

Cheaper by the Dozen, yeah and your free time it does become like the money shot right yeah it's like I we're all good I'm just gonna stand here like if you need to be fed whatever but they can play together Cheaper by the Dozen well they just have a they have a built-in playmate is what it boils down to as long as they get along.

Cheaper by the Dozen.

Skinny Italian is the first one.

Skinny Italian and fabulous. Skinny Italian. That's the, is fabulous.

And Skinny Italian ordering your cookbook, Skinny Italian and fabulous, Skinny Italian. That's the, it's fabulous. The first one.

Skinny Italian is the first one.

I mean I know Gone Girl I read it came out before she did this but she could have gotten the ideas like was she like I want out of this life I'm gonna set it up and look like maybe he killed me or whatever and then she realized oh crap they're gonna find me now I've got to switch tactics was she doing it knowing she was coming back the ex-boyfriend basically said she was talking about how she just needed a break and wanted to get away from her husband and all of the sudden one day she was just like I want to go home like then literally go to Mexico like take a month and say hey hey husband I'm depressed I want to I'm going on a month vacation and you can leave me like what

I read it came out before she did this. I read it came out before she did this, but she could have gotten the ideas. Like was she like, I want out of this life.

We all know Wilbur. We all know Wilbur! He could spell!

Hello, Charlotte's Web!

I had just finished watching Charlotte's Web and I fell in love with Wilbur the pig.

And it just so happened that that night my dad was making ham. And I connected the dots at that age.

I was like, wait a minute, that pig that is being cooked for my dinner was Wilbur and I just loved Wilbur.

Oh, it's the picture of Dorian Gray.

I have to text that to me because I never read that. Oh, it's a classic. But it's by Oscar Wilde.

yes bringing it all back is this about sex no no okay it's all about love it's all about self-love self oh this is gonna be amazing to read

Making The Love You Want. Yes. I can't wait to read this.

What's the title of my book? Making The Love You Want. Yes. Bringing it all back. Is this about sex? No, not at all. It's all about love. It's all about self-love. Self-love.

I can't wait to read your book, Making The Love You Want.