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Robin Williams made this movie called Moscow on the Hudson which I'm sure is on Netflix Amazon Fucking Apple all these Disney all these fucking places that stream HBO

Do you remember when that dude in that movie? Fuck that chick on the stairs? You remember the one I'm talking about right A History of Violence

I remember reading in that history of stand-up book that the guy fucking He was actually and this was a thing too because they never showed this in movies that there was like a A it was a minority of people A It was a minority, but it was a large minority or so. I don't know. You know what? I shouldn't even say that There was a lot of people that were Pro-fascism that lived in America during World War two. I didn't know that. Okay. I don't know a lot of things

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Everybody's walking around, you feel like you're in the fucking Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Who's thinking what, right?

It's not the wild bunch. That was a cowboy movie Rebel without a caught now, that's James Dean I can't remember but just don't do you have to sit there and watch that shit? How fucking brutal it is that?

I just got back from the midnight showing of The Watchman.

I really don't know how to review it. I'm told it sticks pretty close to the graphic novel It had cool special effects great story and good acting but I kind of felt yeah after it After leaving the dark night.

I think it was the overall message of the movie was serious told in a totally ridiculous way

I would recommend it but go with caution if you don't like comic books and have trouble following Fragmenting fragmented storylines like Tarantino movies.

Oh, and by the way, he says it was directed by the guy who did the 300 story 300 movie So there's a lot of man ass in it

I've been going through the the pilot whatever the fucking test prep book I outlined all eight chapters I

I fucking crushed chapter 1 chapter 2 was weather I had to stay on that for like two three days now I feel confident about that and then I got to chapter 3 which was the instrument. I just got fucking crushed.

Tough like fucking shoe leather that mozzarella

I only know one other fucking person who ever knew that reference... It was uh, Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village

It has as much soul as Michael Bolton and as much substance as a John Grisham novel.

how Bill Walsh wrote this book

he was approached to write a book on football and he wrote like like he basically showed the outline and he had diagram plays and it was like you had to be a coach to understand the book and the uh the publisher or whatever the the company he was doing the book with was basically like going dude you gotta like we can't put this book out like you got to be like a you got to be like a football coach to even understand any of this shit how about some pictures of you with Joe Montana how about some family stories and blah blah blah and he was just like no you want me to write write a book about football this is it right here

so the book bombed as far as not making money with just regular joes like even myself the amount of football that I watched but amongst coaches evidently that book became like a bible and if you can find like a hardcover version you find them on the internet they go for like three four hundred bucks or something like that

I want to actually get that book maybe I'll finally understand the cover to defense or whatever the fuck is the nickel defense and that type of shit

he actually bought me the book and um I thumbed through it dude and I'm telling you it's like you you it's look you feel like you stole a team's playbook

It's all part of it's leading up to uh, me Joe and Bobby. We're all writing a book.

And uh, it's gonna be coming out I believe in February of next year.

And our short film 'Cheat' is is gonna be part of if you buy the book, you're actually going to be able to get a copy of it.

I went on iTunes and I bought 'Let It Go', Joe DeRosa's album 'The Depression Auction' and some Chuck Berry...

I saw Sarah McLachlan written on the screen and I immediately thought 'Oh fuck, I somehow hit the wrong button and I fucking bought some Sarah McLachlan song.

When I reloaded iTunes, I saw Sarah McLachlan was actually one of the comedy cuts on 'Let It Go'.

I read all of I Killed in 2006.

He's got a book called Kicking Through the Ashes, My Life as a Stand-up in the 1980s Comedy Boom, which personally is my favorite, Eric, because I watched all of it and that made me want to be a comedian and all that.

You're Kicking Through the Ashes. The parts that I read, what I loved about it is you do not sugarcoat any like the what happened, the odds of you making it, anything.

It was really kind of like you just kind of laid it out there.

You've done books in the past and stuff.

If you're going to read a book, go back and read Jack Tatum's They Call Me Assassin.

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