Monday Morning Podcast

For my birthday, I got a book on uh mediterranean style cooking. I'm very excited about so i'm gonna go with the shit that I know I'm gonna start with uh, i'm gonna try to make some uh falafels today

I read this old book...The hell was one of those Robert McCloskey books and it's about the kid who plays the harmonica. There's some old guy in town was just an asshole.

Old sneak...Whenever I grabbed the book Lentals the name of the book should just be like, I'll read me lentil. I'll be like, Alright, and as I pick up the book, she look at me like, Oh, sneak.

Not a good guy. Not a good guy.

Guess what book I'm gonna buy everybody? Guess what book I can't recommend more during this fucking pandemic. I suggest that you go out and buy Ted Templeman: A Platinum Producer's Life in Music.

I gotta read that. I mean, it's gonna be fun. Who else did he fucking produce as far as I know?

I'm gonna read this fucking book Ted Templeman: A Platinum Producer's fucking a day in a life of a platinum producer.

Now that I made fun of this guy This is actually really interesting and and now we may fairly take the comedian and place him by the side of the painter for he is like him in two ways

First in as much as the comedians creations have an inferior degree of truth Yeah guilty as guilty as charged in this I say he is like the painter and he is also like the painter in being concerned with an inferior part of the soul

Therefore we shall be right and refusing to admit him into a well-ordered state Because he awakens and nourishes and strengthens the feelings and impairs the reasons the reason

This guy was a fucking idiot. This guy sounds like a conservative moron trying to shut down the arts He's a man. I just called Plato a moron. I did he is a manufacturer of images and is very far removed from the truth

I remember reading in that book what Johnny Carson's lawyer wrote and just how mean and cold his mother was and anytime Johnny would try to do something nice for her to try to get the loving emotion from his mom that he so wanted she would be even colder when he would try to get that from her and she would be so fucking mean all he could do is just then retell the story to his lawyer and then he would just start laughing because what the fuck else are you going to do

The book is called 'Dirty Deeds.'

It's a whole new perspective on the band.

He goes yeah note note to people who are in bands I'll just say one thing that he said if you have a bad show And you're having the band meeting right after the show a good thing Don't be the first guy in the band to leave Because the finger pointing is going to start and if you're out there to defend yourself, it's gonna it's gonna come on to you

Plato wrote in his classic work, The Republic, book eight if you ever learn to read. I didn't know he had eight books.

Plato wrote in his classic work, The Republic that all democratic people are consumed with unnecessary appetites.

all democratic people are consumed with unnecessary appetites.

I heard his book like he was an animal

I remember reading in that history of stand-up book that the guy fucking He was actually and this was a thing too because they never showed this in movies that there was like a A it was a minority of people A It was a minority, but it was a large minority or so. I don't know. You know what? I shouldn't even say that There was a lot of people that were Pro-fascism that lived in America during World War two.

So they had a night called the friends of Frank Fay Let me look this up here they had the friends of Frank Fay and this fucking idiot went down and he hosted the thing and You know that was there goes that career When you host the hey, I don't think Hitler was that bad Gala that tends to affect your fucking career here friends of Frank Fay.

Although I don't know you talked to so many people that hung out with him. He said he said he was a bit of a toxic cunt, but that doesn't mean that some what was it? She called the scum manifesto. That's what it was. You know what? I mean?

I've been going through the the pilot whatever the fucking test prep book I outlined all eight chapters

I fucking crushed chapter 1 chapter 2 was weather I had to stay on that for like two three days now I feel confident about that and then I got to chapter 3 which was the instrument.

I just got fucking crushed. I didn't know shit

About the book Mortal Error, the shot that killed JFK by Bonner Menninger, outlining the theory by sharpshooter gunsmith and ballistics expert Howard Donahue that is that a Secret Service agent in the limbo behind JFK accidentally fired the shot that killed Kennedy after he'd been shot in the neck by Oswald.

Mortal Error is a 1992 nonfiction book by Bonner Menninger outlining a theory by sharpshooter.

It's uh Nazi war criminals.

If you're going to read a book, go back and read Jack Tatum's They Call Me Assassin.

Cheating Is Encouraged. A hard-nosed history of the 1970s Raiders. I mean, who the fuck doesn't want to read?

and also if the Flyers didn't do what they did in 74 and 75 Paul Newman one of my favorite actors of all time never signs on to make the movie slap shot so I don't have a problem with it

I read Sarah Smarsh's 'A Horse Called View from the Flyover Country'. I read some book. I thought it is great books. Everybody should read them.

I downloaded one of his albums called 'Who I Am'. It's a fucking great album.

I just finished it man. I'm telling you some of the most insane fucking stories you're ever gonna read.

He brought her into the bathroom but fucked her and then flushed her clothes down the toilet.

So then she comes walking out of the bathroom, she's like oh my god, like what's with your friend? What am I supposed to wear?

So they took a tablecloth off the table and they cut a hole in it and they made a dress out of it and then tied it off around the middle and then she was just went on tour with them Happy as a clam.