Giggly Squad

What happened to hello? How are you? I just got back from being Under the Tuscan Sun.

No, it's not like that but it's like Nine characters that go to this wellness retreat and oh I need to watch this.

Well, I really want to watch Nine Perfect Strangers cuz I'm really on this like anti wellness kick where I think the wellness industry is just exploiting us.

Anyway, so before the show, we're all watching Wicked like promos.

And when I tell you I've never seen Wicked, like I couldn't tell you the plot.

Ariana Grande posted a clip of her watching it with her grandma.

That shit should have been an hour 40 movie. Hundo P. Someone had to say it.

I like it. I really enjoy it and I'm going to finish the season and I think it's really good. If this was like an extended movie they would have nailed it. Not even. A short movie.

It was like it was four episodes too long where at some point you're like okay you're just filling in space because I think they just make more money with it. But the aesthetics are beautiful. The acting is amazing. I love the wardrobe.

But at some point you're like we get it, you like to drink. Right. It is long. It's very drawn out. I'm only on episode four. Do sleeping pills or whatever she was taking. Tranquilizers. I didn't love that part.

I mean it was just like an interesting add on of how she could get in her head. I also wasn't the team so I was like you were on the chess team.

So I ordered Withering Heights. Withering Heights. Withering. Are you?

Wuthering Heights. Wuthering Heights. Wuthering. Wuthering. Wuthering.

Wuthering Heights. Des told me that it's an incredible story. Des loves history.

And also you guys know this from The Wizard of Oz.

Do you remember War of the Worlds?

By the way, this is a chapter in the Gigli's Web book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, et cetera.

The best is when someone asks- we wrote the book like a year ago. And when someone asks you about a part of the book and you're like, I don't remember that chapter.

But the book tour has been so fun. There was like smart people there. It was like the Coachella for books in LA that we went to.

And we're at this book event ... they ask us the first question.

We didn't write a book to hope that it becomes a New York Times bestseller. We wrote a book to make the Gigglers laugh.

Reminding you to check out my podcast, Open Book with Jenna. ... I sit down with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo ... to discuss friendships in their new book, How to Giggle, A Guide to Taking Life Less Seriously.

the response from the book has been fucking insane. If you haven't got it. I was just saying it's number five in Amazon in all books, which is crazy because Amazon invented books.

What we did accidentally with the book is that it's a coffee table book that is funny.

the book is out and about. The feedback has been incredible. The way you guys have decorated around your house has been incredible.

we're doing all this book press and Paige looks at me and she goes, that's weird. You don't have any gays on your team. And I was like, well, the gays are in high demand and the best gays are currently busy right now.

He wrote a book called My Dad Was Nearly James Bond because his dad was like this hot actor who auditioned for James Bond once. And I never read the book. And he always gets mad at me that I never read the book.

I ordered it when he was gone. That's so nice of you to support. No, I wanted to support. I'm in the arts to see what it's like over there.

And then I started reading it and he was like, yeah, it's all these life lessons, all these important things that happened to me.

I haven't read it yet. Did you?

It reminded me of the Barry Keoghan movie. ... It was ... 50 Shades of Grey, like, it was never really it for me either.

And just putting a book in the bookshelf. That's a Divorce For Dummies. Like you know what I'm saying. How did that get there

It was like 50 Shades of Grey, so crazy and then I watched it and I was like, that's a Tuesday, chill the fuck out.

See Salpryn, 50 Shades of Grey, I winced.

Like when Fifty Shades of Grey came out like all like all the girlies were freaking out and then like I feel like we all tried something and we were like better not

I say this thing called There Are No Coincidences. Also, it's the name of my latest book. Oh, how catchy. How interesting. And how stunning gorgeous is that book? A manifestation deck and guidebook. It comes in a little box.

She has a book come that came out already called I'm Glad My Mom Died and I know people write books but like this book is getting like serious Press yeah, and she basically talks about how her mom had a dream of her own that didn't work to become a movie star TV star got her kid in it but there was just like a lot of Abuse in terms of like food the mom would restrict her diet.

I'm Glad My Mom Died is a memoir where she basically talks about how her mom had a dream of her own that didn't work to become a movie star, the abuse in terms of food, and the restrictive diet her mother imposed.

they got inspired by a book saying leave in Las Vegas. And two weeks later, the author of that book kills himself.

This book and I was like fuck it I'm an iPad girl now like I'm downloading This book it's called the 10 Secrets Of Awakening The author's name is Nick I think it's pronounced Z Z E I or whatever I'm not kidding Not that it's like life changing

I was telling my mom about it And she was like so you're reading a selfhelp book And I was just like not the point It's not selfhelp but it's basically What you're just talking about You can actually have Any job you want

It's the way that you're looking at the world And like it teaches you That Your soul if you think of your life As a video game and that Society is actually what Tells you that you have like one or two Choices when in reality you have an infinite amount of choices

And it's just like really Has been changing my fucking life And it's not like a long book Whatsoever I'm like halfway through it And I like read it at night I like to read it on my iPad And I fall asleep like that

This book is the 10 steps to be awakened And I totally fucking believe in it

Never. Also, I love looking where random celebrities are. I'm like, where is the girl from Harriet the Spy? Where is she? Well, I will say that she used to be in Gossip Girl.