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I don't know if that's a isn't Willy-wanka a role doll book. Yeah, willy-wanka. I think that's a role doll

That seems like something role doll would make up

Yeah, some other yeah next to his stupid shit about a giant peach

It definitely gives American Psycho vibes for sure. In fact, the clear raincoat in this instance, somewhat gives American Psycho vibes from this particular person because he puts on a clear raincoat.

I didn't know you went to Matilda's school growing up. That's crazy.

I think you read the whole, I think you read the whole art of war and you're, cause that is honestly a little bit to your advantage.

is to Courage the cowardly dog.

Oh there we go all right all right I can I can jive with that and but how do you know that that's not just nostalgia speaking have you gone back and watched it

okay I've watched the entire all four seasons at least like six times over the last 20 years man it's so good dude is it I fucking love that show it's perfect

I haven't seen the show in so long is it does it actually have any sort of overarching lore or is it just the sort of one-off episodes kind of his misadventures

kind of mainly one-offs but there is like reoccurring characters and there is some that kind of have longer plot lines like Dr. Zalost but it's fucking yeah Dr. Zalost is probably my favorite piece of television bro the fucking cannons the cannons that make people unhappy

I was scared of that shit for so many years as a kid I watched that and I was I was scarred for a while my lead is still Dr. Zalost feeling to it yeah what's that rad what's that like 3d animated like 3d animated like Wraith that appears in on the planes that's just like oh you know I'm talking about King Ramsey's curse return the slab oh yeah return the slab yeah fuck yeah that's I think the show just is literally a perfect cartoon

adults love it it holds up well it's unique it's good for kids it has positive messages but it's still like fucking scary for kids like there was an episode where like Courage is having nightmares and one of them is like this claymation abortion thing and it just says you're not perfect and it's like oh my god I can't sleep now it's an awesome way to learn fear for children a great way to teach them

when did that show run what was the runtime of the original 99 to 2003 I think oh okay so that was right on the cusp of the edge of you know the crime age yeah cartoons that's nice

Gerald's Game.

so there is two there's three things I'd give a hundred to one of them would be Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad I think is genuinely just one of the best shows ever made that shit is so fucking good even for people that only want like titties in action you still find things to love about Breaking Bad I think that show is a masterpiece

Sunrise, from the Scholastic Book Fair.

I read a couple of books called The Guardians of G'huul. You ever read The Guardians of G'huul, Tucker Schlatt?

I don't know what it was but when I was... That period of late elementary school, I feel like there was a thousand different young adult novel series where they just gave animals, like a species of animals, they gave them wars. They just gave...

They started giving these creatures war. Like so in Guardians of G'huul, they're giving owls war. See that? The rescue. Look at it. They're giving these things fucking helmets. They're sending owls into war.

But then there's also a... There was a series of books about cats too. Remember that?

As well. There's a Guardians of G'huul movie. Silver screen Hollywood movie, Guardians of G'huul.

Oh, yeah. You want to talk about Guinness World Record book? No, but the dragon Tucker Tucker head up, Tucker. We're talking about the dragon book from the Scholastic Book Fair. What did it come? Did it show up?

Oh, he's I think he has a book. No, I think I think because we were talking about this. A little while ago and I think he ordered it. And I think he has it now. Oh my God. Oh, dragon all that you were mentioning this dragon ology.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's a throwback. Badass.

I love it's got like the ranges out of the pages smell. I feel like the pages smell good. The pages have fun things like little notes and they've got like like these like open up and have like what the stages of growing and it'll have like wow, this is more intense than I remember it. There's like a journal entry like here and some of them have like textures.

Yeah, this book and also the coincides with like the style of like how you see dragons painted in like Chinese culture versus like Scottish culture.

I wasn't into animal stories as a young adult. That was reading more like Heat by Mike Lupica.

Mike Lupica was a big author for kids. Yeah.

Middle school. What else did he write?

His sports stories. Yeah, no I can't relate. I was more of an imagination game kid.

I just bought a copy of Soul Calibur 2 for the game And I was reading the manual while we were getting ready And at the back of the man, so the games made by Namco at the back of the manual They give you a phone number and the prices by the minute for full walkthroughs and tips Isn't that cool

I was big in a Spawn. That was my big thing.

Spawn? Spawn? Spawn is the comic book character? Yeah the Todd McFarland comic book.

He has like demons from hell and shit but he used to always show like tons of gum and teeth and all that stuff and then all that kind of shit always got me really good. Always stuff that was really really cool.

pointy ears

like you were coming straight out of middle earth

we would just be doing Lord of the Rings cosplay

Have you guys read or seen uh Ender's Game?

Oh is that uh like many times many times well it's sort of how we set up our like a minecraft realm

no yeah i may be actually a little confused here well so look it is a spoiler alert but like in the media property Ender's Game it's about training children to do war because they think that how much

I read hatchet. I read hatchet. I've heard stories. What was it a look?

and like do the fucking, you know, the Smosh movie and the comic books and all that.

I just read a book about, it's called Feeding Dictators and it's about the five-

That was your book club book.

What was the book you said called again? Millionaire Facts with a Z.

But that's just me making clarifying it's a Z. It's not called millionaire facts with a Z. It's not the literal title.

Yeah man are you Jim Lyon whoa hey let me ask you a question what is it Jim oh my god oh my god he's like so enthralled by you he like tries it a little back he's like Jim I bet you don't have any haters man how do I lose all my haters no one likes me if you tell me where you know anything about the money situation in Omni Corp. Omni Rune you know anything about the money situation in Omni Rune or who could we talk to and wish we could find out some information like that that would be badass Jim I bet there's nothing about the money situation you don't know man cause you are on that go go go go grind oh my god

yeah man are you Jim Lyon whoa hey let me ask you a question what is it Jim oh my god oh my god he's like so enthralled by you he like tries it a little back he's like Jim I bet you don't have any haters

I have I remember I had a friend mason who would read the warrior cats books, but no one ever is like Yeah, I read a little warrior cats those people don't exist.