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What are we going to, what are we going to take some Soma and scream orgy, porgy and fuck each other next?

It's like the Brave New World book by Eldus Huxley. You know that book, right?

It's like the...Like how about by 2040? It's like the fish or the train the fish. Exactly. So the cat now sacrifices long term happiness.

You mean the book that was adapted to a movie.

Well, yeah, but the movie.

Sure, yes, the book that everyone had a bunch of people in California had to read in high school.

I had to read that shit too.

I read The Outsiders. I read The Outsiders to pony boy. So did shei. She read The Outsiders too.

You read that book? The Outsiders? Of course. Do I remember much of it? No. You know, we didn't really get through that point. Like, I really don't remember much of my childhood.

A book I read but actually became a movie I think called Repo Man

It's basically a story about a world in which and it seemed pretty realistic in my mind where you get to a certain point where you can create artificial lungs, heart, kidneys, stuff like that, but I mean these things are like $150,000 so people have to take out loans and if you can't keep up on your loans then they need to be repossessed so that would happen.

Have you ever guys read the book or seen the movie Repo Men?

no Repo men is this world in which there's a company that has created artificial lungs and I think you can kind of tell where this is going they're really expensive and if you can't pay for the lungs or the liver or the heart artificial heart they will come and they will repossess their property from you because imagine this you're buying a heart or you need a replacement heart and they offer it and it's like $150,000

And then I loved uh, yeah those change the fucking industry. Yeah, I like Percy Jackson books a lot Jackson the olympia, I love this they're finally making like a series on that

The first time I ever learned that water would be as hard as concrete when you fall from a certain distance is because of the book series Percy Jackson and the Olympians?

Oh, like Diary of a Wimpy Kid style.

Oh, like Diary of a Wimpy Kid style. But this was before Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

You got a book. Dungeon Master's Guide?

Number 5B, what's the answer?

What's the answer? What's the answer? Tell me now.

What a sense it disappears mysteriously. Her young students must take her place.

The elemental planes.

The material planes.

See if fire cinder wastes.

Founds of creation.

How many of these places have you exposed yourself at?

Into that is a sacrifice to the multiple gods.

You giving me a book? You got a book. Dungeon Master's Guide? Open book. Open book test. Open book?

1984 basically what happened is my car do you think aliens have a visual meter my car was on the leasing company's TX tag account so basically when I go on and type in my little license plate it shows me the combined bill of like thousands of cars thousands and thousands of cars every single fucking car they lease out it shows you the total of all of them on the highway system and she's like yeah we get calls all the time of people who are like why do I owe $10,000 in tolls to the state of Texas I only owe 20 bucks

Funny story. My dad got me two of these books for Christmas. I open them up. My my nine year old sister sitting across from me. I was like, are these for her or something?

I think these are for like kids who don't know about history. And you knew who it was. Well, no, it wasn't about Helen Keller. This was this year. You got you these this year?

It was it was two books. One of them was Stephen Hawking and the other one. I can't remember the other one, but I was like, OK, and I can read and I know who these people are.

It was a good book. I think we read it in school, Tucker, didn't we?

No.

And how did I read that? When did I read that? I read it on vacation with my family in high school. It was so good.

I never even watched the movie because I was like the movie. There's no way it holds a candle to this.

I watched the movie recently and I was like, how do I know all the things that have happened here? And I think it's pretty good. I think it's pretty good. The things that happened are pretty good.

How have you ever seen the musical The Book of Mormon?

It's they they have all their research done just like this just like the site I the South Park Scientologist shit right.

Oh that scene in South Park where they did that whole like explanation of what.

Yeah they.

You know what he's talking about right now?

South Park like ran an episode thing where they were talking about Scientology and it was basically this entire rundown of the lore of Scientology because it was kind of kept under wraps for a while of like what Scientologists actually even fucking believed in.

And then it got leaked somehow I guess and honestly I think that South Park running this episode was the first time that like it was kind of publicly on a larger scale made aware of what they actually.

Large scale.

Yeah.

And it would be like this whole story and then there was like this caption like right below and very bold lettering and was like this is what Scientologists actually believe.

And it was just this insanity about like fucking alien ghosts like being trapped inside a volcano and then the ghosts like escaped and then they're in the bodies of like humans now on Earth.

They did a Mormon episode too.

I don't know if you've seen that.

Dum dum dum dum dum.

I think some of the viewers will definitely have seen it.

I think I have.

I've seen a lot of episodes of South Park.

They deep dive into the lore though and then they just absolutely fucking skewer it.

And Book of Mormons you know kind of the same thing.

Yeah.

And then if you made the duck crazy then that would make that would make duck hunting of very very they'd be like on a war.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, be like It's the one to your country.

Be like we got to get these fucking ducks out of here man.

You suggested to me a book called Die With Zero about how you should Die With Zero.

And I read it.

And now I'm like, maybe I should Die With Zero.

I read The Road. I actually read The Road on my own and I didn't like it I don't like The Road. There's better apocalypse stories.

I've been starting to like read again. I think it like helps my head a little bit, but uh when I was younger. I love the hunger games books

I've been watching Shogun.

Oh! Oh, I see. And that holes was good. Dude.

Yeah, don't you remember Shia LaBeouf?

He was my character. He was the main character.

Can you imagine being under a, under a car and, and, and eating like peaches out of a can in the desert?

I legitimately thought like, oh, that's an ice cream sundae? Like that's really weird. They were talking about the onions?

It's like that Bible verse, Matthew chapter 18, verse six.

And there was like there was one part in particular that probably didn't even stand out to most people. It was like there was a part where I'm explaining how Stephen King got the inspiration for The Shining.

To Kill a Mockingbird.

I don't know this answer Ted.

It's been a while since I read that one.

Who is it?

It's Harper Lee.

Reading that 2006, they were a year ahead, the Guinness Book of World Records for 2006.