Bad Friends

I've been reading like Ferry smuts and it's like a fruity novel.

It's like a fruity novel. And then I'm just reading it because there's so many hot spicy things to read.

Can you do A Court of Mist and Fury?

If you play with their wings, that's how they come.

The court of mist and fury. It's a series.

Once upon a time in the West by Sergio Leone, mm-hmm and the first 10 minutes of the movie there's no dialogue It's just characters kind of like no country for old men.

Like I think there's three or four like, you know, not villains but like, you know, I mean bad guys villains Yeah close-up are their eyes, you know, I mean they're little you know One guy does a thing with a fly the fly hit lands on his face

But it's a slow build up and then all of a sudden What's the guy's name Charles Bronson shows up right harmonica what harmonica the heart you hear the harmonica, right?

Andrew sees a present wrapped neatly with a bow the label has a name and the wrapping seems to glow The present is for me cries Andrew with the biggest grin Andrew opens it to look inside and suddenly falls in

Andrews in the frosty woods looking at blue skies to find a world inside a box such a big surprise The signpost on the trail shows which way to go Santa's house Andrew says in awe then runs through the sparkly snow

Andrew spots a village and a family up ahead Andrew grasps and can't believe they're made of gingerbread the daddy smells Andrew you want to see Santa's house I guess you'll get there so much quicker on the North Pole Express

Now get in my van, and I've got some treats take off your clothes Let me warm your feet put them in between my comfy butt cheeks now. Give me a kiss Off we go sit on my lap. It's now your seat

Jeffrey Epstein Christmas, what is this?

Wiccan for beginners

Looks tight.

No, it looks scary. Yeah, that one looks scary. There's a skull of a fucking deer.

while taking a shit she came across a question that said, what is the only college that has no tuition?

It's a great documentary. It's a great book.

So we went to go see the movie Licorice Pizza.

Loved it.

And it's-what's his name of the movie, right?

Yeah. Paul Thomas.

PTA, yeah.

Crooked Rain? Crooked Rain Crooked Rain. Two times?

Crooked Rain Crooked Rain. Just oh it is? Crooked Rain twice. Yeah, Crooked Rain Crooked Rain. Great album.

My favorite album is Crooked Rain Crooked Rain. Crooked Rain and listen to this fucko.

If you look at any if you look at any. Best albums in the 90s, right? Crooked Rain Crooked Rain and Slanted and Chanted would be on those fucking lists.

If you look at the top 500 best albums ever made either Crooked Rain Crooked Rain or Slanted and Chanted would be on that fucking list.

And the whole time you're just going...

I was sitting next to a woman. I didn't realize... I was always in the aisle seat so she could see the cover because I was like that.

And there was a part in this book, The Nazi Symbiosis, which is really about... It's kind of about Nazi and the eugenics and how their minds turned into doing what they did.

So one part... But they would talk about the horrors of the Holocaust and there's a part in the Holocaust where they...

They wanted to... Hitler and- Goebbels. Himmler. Well, Goebbels is the propaganda minister. Himmler was really like- Right, Himmler. Himmler was the propaganda. They were the ones that were doing the experiments and they had one experiment where they wanted to... They were going to try to invent something where Nazis could fly, some type of flying power.

I downloaded a book called The Certainty of Death.

I saw Attack on Titan

Attack on Titan is probably in the top

It's an Asian society I don't know where it is It's basically People now live Will you pay attention to me I'm listening I just want to see the characters People now live in Behind walls Like we're in a confined area So there's like three walls One is called Rose Wall There's a couple of other walls And I guess toward the center of the walls Like if you're in the middle society It's upper People with money on the outskirts But there's these gigantic walls And the reason why there's walls Is because there are these gigantic creatures Called Titans And they kind of look like humans But they're like 500 feet tall And they look like zombies And they tear down walls The show starts off for 100 years Not a single sight of a Titan People are just living freely And kids are playing And then all of a sudden they show up again And they look like that Yeah, that's one of the main Titans They look like skeletons with all the muscle fiber tissue They all generally don't look like that Look at other Titans Google it Like that, that guy's there Is that the same guy They look like that That looks like Iggy Pop That looks exactly like Iggy Pop Legitimately that's what Iggy looks like Super rail thin And do they eat the people Or looks like a naked Eleanor Kerrigan Like I can imagine If you're dating Eleanor Kerrigan And she goes out to get a cup of water And comes back to bed looking like that I love Eleanor, I love you So this is so fucking creepy And what I don't understand How did they get this way Did they used to be I don't want to give away the story But there is a reason why they're there But you'll find out during the show Don't tell me But it really is fucking scary Because it's like, what's the main kid's name Erin Erin is a boy A-A-R-O, Erin What a boring Titan And he has his best friend Mikasa, who's a girl And they're kids, maybe they're 12 13 years old They're playing around Go ahead And the Titans attack And this is not giving anything away And one of the Titans Picks up Erin's mom Looks at it And just tears her mom in half Like rips off her head? Half her body Blood squirting all over In front of Erin So it's very graphic in that way What does my house do? What did Mikasa do? Mikasa's like, come on Erin And they run away They're kids David and Goliath They do figure it out They train Then the attack on the Titan is the finale Well it gets way crazier than that How many episodes? Where do you watch it?

I read Notes from the Underground.

Fences. Fences. Wow, that's ... Did anyone win an Oscar? What? Did anyone win an Oscar for that movie?

Driving Miss Daisy? Oh, come on, man.

I haven't even seen the second Kill Bill till today. ... Barry Lyndon.

Falkor... from Neverending Story... We don't have Falkor. I'm so sorry. We have Cherub.

Falkor actually died. You know how Brandon Lee died.

But you need, for me, it works better if it's in glass. Really? Yeah. See, I like it in the book. I can, easy in the book.

What's the scariest movie of all time? What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

I came up with a graphic novel with my friend Matthew, that's it, it's called Deadweight and we came up with the idea this and that and then he went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it.

Bobby Lee was just a greasestained loser scrubbing dishes in a decaying hell tower until a haunted sword showed up and everyone his building turned into fleshhungry death cultists armed with blenders, bug zappers and bloodlust; now Bobby slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors, chainsaw perverts, satanic raver armies and a hallucinogenic horde of suburban nightmares.