James and the Giant Peach

Well, you know, also Roald Dahl, the guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he was a spy for the British.

Well, you know, also Roald Dahl, the guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he was a spy for the British.

Oh, maybe I know why. Because James and the giant peach, giant snake.

I also I loved the idea of being on a giant peach that you could like lay on and then just take a bite of if you want.

We read that book. Also, did you have the copy of 'James and the Giant Peach' that had the original illustrations? And when they first show James, he is so scary looking like his little eyes are so dark. And he's all like, you know, because his parents were his parents were killed by escaped animals from the zoo. Hippopotamus.

And so he had to go live with Ant Spiker and Ant Fuzz. It was the saddest book ever. It's so tragic and horrible. They're so mean to him.

We read that book. Also, did you have the copy of James and the Giant Peach that had the original illustrations?

And when they first show James, he is so scary looking like his little eyes are so dark.

And he's all like, you know, because his parents were his parents were killed by escaped animals from the zoo. Hippopotamus.

And so he had to go live with Ant Spiker and Ant Fuzz. It was the saddest book ever. It's so tragic and horrible. They're so mean to him.

When I was in fourth grade, third grade, really young, I was really into reading and I had a book that I'd already read three times, James and the Giant Peach.

And my fucking cunt of a teacher grabbed it from my hands and said, you can't read this. You don't know. This is too old for you. Read this line in front of the whole class.

The James and the Giant Peach, the weird ants, Ant Sponge and the other one... Feroldi. Yeah, thank you. Ant Spiker. They were terrifically fat and tremendously flabby. And the other one was thin and dry as a bone. That's all been removed.

Jack and the Beanstalk. Jack and the Beanstalk and James and the Giant Peach. And James and the Giant Peach, you know, was originally going to be James and the Giant Raspberry.

In previous editions of James and the Giant Peach, the centipede sings, Aunt Sponge was terrifically fat and tremendously flabby; both verses have been removed and replaced with new rhymes.