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Chuckle Sandwich
It was mentioned as a favorite series, with a marathon of playthroughs recently completed, and the bosses were discussed in detail.
oh I this is my favorite series so I just did a souls born marathon over the last like couple months just going 100 bosses I love those games
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Episode: The Cr1tikal Exclusive
It was mentioned as a favorite series, with a marathon of playthroughs recently completed, and the bosses were discussed in detail.
oh I this is my favorite series so I just did a souls born marathon over the last like couple months just going 100 bosses I love those games
yeah I'd say probably the orphan of coast if we're including bloodborne are you that's the fucking like light bulb alien right that's that one no you're thinking of the emissary that's that's like the the alien guy now oh yeah I am yeah oh wow this is uh this is tremendously awful do you think that he's carrying his cock with him
yeah so that's that's the impression I got right because he like his weapon is like very phallic it's very like testicle e so wow and then he transforms he gets like mega zordid or yeah he ordered that shit off master cock I can that's there in there that's a master cock exclusive right that is a master they made that they made that forum
I've started playing stuff like I've been playing I played the demon souls remastered I played through that all the way I've started bloodborne recently and then I also got all of the Dark Souls games onto my ps5 and I've been trying to go through them all
but I is this orphan of coast is this later on in bloodborne because I'm very very very early he is the last boss of the DLC so I I tried to keep track of like all the deaths and I'm fucking nasty at those games I'm a filthy grease ball there I'm pretty good orphan of coast took me 27 tries second place for second hardest boss across all the games was I think 18 tries and that was dark souls 3
so he's the hardest boss you've ever had yeah fight yeah he really what made him so hard that fucking is cocked big place big fat cock on ironically that dick slinging weapon is nuts that hitbox is crazy and he like drags it on the ground too so you never really know where the hitbox is tough
yeah I was having I was having a lot of trouble recently because I was playing through Dark Souls 3 again I was having a lot of trouble with the the twins the the twin princes Prince Lothric and his big brother until I realized yeah what are their cocks like probably fat
and I was having a lot of trouble because I because he's got this this giant sword thing or the magic thing where it's just this huge fucking line of light and I just couldn't figure I was trying because he would he does this thing where he teleports to different parts a little girl you gotta figure out where he is so he's like he teleports and you're like where the fuck is he and then he's shooting something crazy at you
yeah shooting shooting yeah yeah that was like a that was like a kind of gimmick one though I remember because you kill one of them and then the other one just like falls over right and it's like it took me like 15 tries though until I figured out like that one dodge thing but that's why I love those games because once you win it's like this it feels like it's like this dopamine hit that's like hmm might as well be doing opiates right it's fantastic
if you haven't played through all of a man you're in for a treat
yeah no I might as well be sitting on a moby huge right now might as well those apes I still have played Dark Souls run gotta go through that gotta I think I when I was younger I tried to play Dark Souls too but I was too I was too young for it I hadn't grown into it yet so I like played it for a little bit and then I was like I don't know what this is and don't understand it so I'm gonna stop for 10 years
yeah but yeah that's what's your favorite game or cock go for it I mean me I mean this is to this is to the moist man but also my favorite favorite one of them of the souls born in my experience I would probably say that the the great wood tree probably has a really really long and slender cock that it just it's like it'll just come out and just shoot out and stand into the sky or something
vanny vine yeah I like that yeah no well it's a tree have you played that Dark Souls 3 yeah I know you're talking about yeah you walk in that big fog wall and then there's like a bunch of little guys and it has like a fucking demon thing inside yeah it's like living in it falls on the floor yeah pumps you full of xylem and flume