Commander in Cheat How Golf Explains Trump

Rick Riley from Sports Illustrated. It's a closing.

Rode a whole book about Trump cheating at golf.

He cheats like a mafia accountant. He cheats crazy, cheats whether you're watching or not. He cheats whether you like it or not.

He tried to cheat Tiger Woods in a match and Tiger hits it like this. He hits two balls in the water, doesn't count either, and pretends that he almost tied Tiger Woods.

So it doesn't matter who he is. He has to be the winner.

But what really bothers me is that he's told, he told people on the campaign trail, I don't know if you remember this, but he said, I'm a winner. You got to vote for me because I've won 18 club championships.

He said this three or four times and that's against the best players in the club. But I knew he was lying because he told me how he does it. Whenever he opens a new course that he buys, he plays the first round by himself and calls that the club championship, puts his name on the wall.

someone by the name of Rick Riley wrote a book called Commander in Cheat which documents how Donald Trump is known to cheat at golf his entire entire life so it just goes to show you at least he's consistent