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My mom... thought Harry Potter was sacrilegious.

Which book do I love the most? Harry Potter.

Rewatched Harry Potter. Watched all of it. Expecto. Patronum.

and then another, there's Harry Potter.

Lord of the Rings 3, Return of the King, still to this date is like, holds a record for the amount of, is it Oscar for movies? Oscars? Sure. Oscars, Emmys. I know it's not Grammys. Yeah, I think it's Oscars. They got like 11 Oscars from the one film. It's like tied for every movie in existence. It's like number one. That's super dope.

It's an app. So I saw it on my TikTok, right? And it was Lord of the Rings themed. And I said, oh my God, this is right in my app.

Um, Breaking Dawn. No. No! It's Midnight Sun.

What is the last book of the Twilight Novel Series? ... It's not New Moon or whatever ... It's Midnight Sun.

What's your Da Vinci code hitting for? Like the, the code to my panties? Uh-huh. Like how, how easy is it to get in?

It's literally its own Chronicles of Narnia.

He made Lord of the Rings. He made King Kong with Jack Black.

The detective route? Or the Sherlock Holmes.

We had a guy walk in for a minute and talk about don't do drugs and then he walked his ass out and we went right back To Kill a Mockingbird.

To Kill a Mockingbird.

Don't you ask it.

They always make me read that page.

Payton, would you like to read page 87?

Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? Say I were to pass away. Have you ever watched Jurassic World? A couple times.

He's reading from The Book of Job.

I think they're reading from The Book of Job.

What's the book about the sea and the trident? Percy Jackson. Percy Jackson.

Are we on the bridge to Terabithia or are we in North Texas?

the books that I would get either Dario or Wimpy Kid

I bought magic books and I remember we had AAU like parties at my house and like everybody was from the hood on my team, so it was like their dads, their uncles and pappies shit like that and I was like y'all I've never seen no magic like this and so I'd go to my book, I'd find the favorite trick and they would be drunk as hell in the backyard and I'd go be like let me do some magic for you and they'd be like we gotta fucking entertain this kid I guess and I'd do magic for him and they always seemed impressed but as I got older they hated me that night you were like obviously you're still black but you were like the token like white suburban kid like trying to do magic and for they're like man like oh my god yeah you were not a backyard magician studying through books.

Oh, leave that for your science loser ass kid that you're going to have that wears big goggles and is ginger and has freckles and no friends.

Can't play basketball well, but his dad really wants him to. I want to make the science fair. I don't want to play basketball. I want to read the mitochondria book.

Loser ass kid.

So the book starts like a kid goes to sleep. Okay. Like it's a small introduction. Okay. Someone goes to sleep and then all the little mitochondria have like hard hats and clipboards and they all check in.

They go through a tunnel. Yes.

Magic Treehouse

Captain Underpants

I watched a show on Netflix. I watched a movie on Netflix called Society of the Snow. I want to watch it! Oh my God, so good! So good, so sad.

It's based on the true story of the rugby team that took a flight and the flight crashed in the middle of the Arctic. And they were out there for 190 days.

You'd be so fucking useless. You'd literally be like, I can't do anything. I can't hunt. I can't gather. I'm so cold. You got a charger? You have an iPhone charger? I'll just keep trying to get signals.

In the show, rescue helicopters couldn't find it. So that's how deep in the mountains of the snow we are. Plane crashes. Oh no, pilot made a whoopsie. He was texting and driving. We crash. Boom! We're both good.

It's not the wilderness. We're in the mountains. Yes, and there is no- You've obviously never seen the movie. What's in the mountains? You've never seen the movie. I have.

Like he would say something like so it would say something really good and then say that and that's just the beauty of cat Williams You said Kevin Hart was calling you oh, no he called out Kevin Hart. Oh Yeah, they've had be forever. Hey really for anything's more funny Come on. I think I think how it was more funny, but I like him I'm not there cat Williams is cuz Kevin Hart and go almost every Kevin Hart movie. He's ever been I enjoy It's like but no get hard is one of the worst movies. I've ever seen I like with Will Ferrell Fair I love Will Ferrell, I love Kevin Hart that movie was Central Intelligence was a really good movie. Yes, it was really good But my favorite comedian of all time is is cat Williams he changed my life with that green the green suit Special yes, oh my god. Yeah, I got German Profanes perfectly legal you take nine of the motherfuckers. That'll be your last American hustle It's alright, I ruin all things you love cat Williams Dave Chappelle and then now Shane Gillis came to my top three Love Shane Gillis Jesus Christ, but that was a great interview But a pop culture that I want to include y'all and I wonder you're seen it. This is kind of sad Y'all seen that courtroom video. Oh Imagine getting your probation denied now you're going to jail like for a long jail And can we talk about the Think about the podium, yeah, I cleared it Like he cleared it. Okay. Wait for reference for y'all. They haven't seen it. There's a viral video going around this guy He got his probation denied or whatever And he jumped he ran towards the judge this woman He like he like bum rushed her and then jumped high as hell over her podium It was like in the air for like four seconds and grabbed her starts beating her. Well, that part's not funny No, I didn't know he beat her. Yeah, he was like swing. Oh, I didn't see that I thought they immediately grabbed her No in the craziest part is the guy that is very sad and she's like elderly to sucks. No spatial awareness The the sensory thing on it, yeah anyway, well blessings to her to hope she's okay And that guy's a piece of shit, but it was a funny video But anyway, the worst was funny the worst part about that is the damn got the security guard is be absolutely fired Oh, yeah He's like punching him in the back. I grabbed it watch it and I was like Okay, so now you'll see in that video I went on a rabbit hole when I was like in high school in college I would always watch these YouTube videos I'd be before tick-tock was a thing in like you get in the tick-tock rabbit hole YouTube of that TV show called like crazy courtroom moments caught on camera and you Craziest thing ever you'd watch these people. You've seen it right you watch these insane things. You remember a specific one Like are you? Yeah, like anyone I remember one about it was like custody It was like a custody battle Okay And basically the woman starts going ballistic on the dad and the dad's just staying cool And then the so then the judge hops in like trying to calm her down and then they just fucking go at it like crazy Like I remember that I've won in my head, but it's too sad to say. Yeah, I can't say it off camera Yeah, it's crazy Yeah They're boring. It's so not like the show. Oh, no, like everything you see in this show And it's big nice there's like I've been in a big one I've never been like isn't as much Hype. Yeah, but like one of the ones I went to was like it was for something violent I think somebody got murdered or something. I went into it. Why were you there? I can't say why but I was in it and it was just still slow and boring If I remember going in there I was like this gonna be lit like he's gonna be pop it it's literally like They just go through morning as hell. They talk about just the most intricate like corn It's like they speak in a strange lawyer jargon. God, I'm like I was like this But if it's cool like look over and there's a murder If you get called for it But me and Kim I think we could be we have ways to get out of it because we're public figures We could be like whatever I would never do this and I'm not advising to it cuz it is illegal But I've heard That people have and I'm not saying I've done this because that's illegal. Yeah, you've never done that You don't do legal thing. No, but when we're gonna get fucking mailed after this we're gonna get it right in the mail People do is like I have a purse like some people just lie and be like I'm racist can't do it You know, I mean Wow Yeah, you can do stuff like that and be like I have like a personal connection to this I can't do it and they'll be like, right Well, if you do that blatant lie, they'll be like you're going to jail They'll just take you to jail just like that it's called something perjury perjury $5 I feel so bad for the people that are like on these big murder cases I get drug on forever and you got to get stuck in a hotel room at a teacher in my hallway bless her heart She was like in a really big case First of all, she had to like find a sub for multiple days And each day it was like she was there for like a full week didn't pay her crap She already had to like get a sub and everything, but she came back obviously She can't share that information, but it was like a full-on going like investigation to him I want to talk about this more on the patreon I like this and that so go over to the patreon if you want more and we'll get more detail about stuff and that was pop culture Pop culture pay in a camp. 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Like he would say something really good and then say that and that's just the beauty of cat Williams

I read 3,000 books by the time I was eight years old

I am red... A book. But never spoken. Books don't speak. It's not... Opened... The New Testament. It's the Bible.