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Songs From The Crystal Cave by Steven Seagal [2009]

Steven Seagal

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Behind the Bastards

It was described as overproduced garbage by some reviewers, though it also received 4.1 stars on Amazon, suggesting some listeners found it enjoyable. The album cover depicts Seagal in a loincloth battling a minotaur within an ice maze, reflecting his current persona.

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After a night of hitting the clubs you meet a girl head home with her things get heated put the cd in u system Turn it on and you'll find that magic happens and it also doubles as a great white elepha...

— Episode: Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse...

Episode: Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'...

It was described as overproduced garbage by some reviewers, though it also received 4.1 stars on Amazon, suggesting some listeners found it enjoyable. The album cover depicts Seagal in a loincloth battling a minotaur within an ice maze, reflecting his current persona.

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After a night of hitting the clubs you meet a girl head home with her things get heated put the cd in u system Turn it on and you'll find that magic happens and it also doubles as a great white elephant exchange gift

I can only describe it as it looks like an album that steven seagull would write like clearly He's in a loincloth fighting a minotaur In the center of an ice maze

My own opinion is more in line with the one star reviews of his album that call it overproduced garbage

It's not a sensational a failure as you'd like hope it's it's not like uh, it's not like a shan or not shan khan Captain Kirk the fuck william shatner. It's not like william shatner singing rocket man

Does that sound like the blues dude? I don't know what the fuck that was That's the club jam. I know he wants the punani tonight Now really what he said he wants the punani tonight

Episode: Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'...

It was described as overproduced garbage, and the album cover depicts Seagal in a loincloth fighting a minotaur. Many listeners said they found the music forgettable and not representative of the blues genre.

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After a night of hitting the clubs you meet a girl head home with her things get heated put the cd in u system Turn it on and you'll find that magic happens and it also doubles as a great white elephant exchange gift

I can only describe it as it looks like an album that steven seagull would write like clearly He's in a loincloth fighting a minotaur In the center of an ice maze

My own opinion is more in line with the one star reviews of his album that call it overproduced garbage

It would it would it's boring enough that it would pass under your mind It's not a sensational a failure as you'd like hope it's it's not like uh, it's not like a shan or not shan khan

Does that sound like the blues dude? I don't know what the fuck that was That's the club jam. I know he wants the punani tonight Now really what he said he wants the punani tonight

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